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Last time we checked in on Strippa Rip-Ya, her sad story was getting worse.
That ab*sive hubby of hers, Caesar Anchovy-Arse, was causing a dr*nk ruckus by showing up to a photo shoot where he proceeded to take his verbal barrage semi-public by pointing out all her flaws in front of work colleagues.
So did Rip-Ya’s shocked acquaintances ever say anything to her?
Some tried.
“She’s in more denial than she ever has been,” dishes a source close to SRY who is familiar with the sad, sad sitch.
Continues the concerned pal:
“Her career is red hot right now, so she just won’t hear anyone out. She thinks if she ignores the problem long enough it will just go away.”
But it won’t, as long as she’s with that dude of hers.
Sure, since she’s the bigger celeb in the marriage you would think that would make Caesar pipe down and—more importantly—lay off, but it doesn’t.
We may not be experts at anything but gossip, but if you ask us the higher Strippa’s star rises, the worse her situation will be at home.
Anchovy-Arse is a twerp and an abuser. He’s a total loser, so, the only way he feels he can show he’s the man of the household (since he’s not the money maker) is to show it physically.
It’s just horrible—and so Paleozoic Era. Why doesn’t he just use his club to express himself, instead of that nasty-ass mouth of his. Not to mention his hands.
It’s going to take a serious injury before Strippa gets it through her head this guy is bad news for her and her kids.
But denial is a dangerous place to be in, and right now SRP has set up shop.
And it Ain’t: Kendra Wilkinson, Natalie Portman, Christina Aguilera
J Lo and Marc Anthony. So sad.
Agreed.
Hope this becomes public soon so she can stop her denial.
It’s not getting any better, so let’s hope she is not too late
Yep it’s her. I really wish she would come to her senses
Here’s the thing, though. Ted said clearly today in a BitchBack (or whatever) that Strippa and Veronica Bee-Stings (who is obviously Blake Lively) have NEVER shared a lover. So either Blake was never with Affleck or Strippa AIN’T J.Lo. Thoughts?
Ted’s been wrong in the past about little things like that. I believe in the beginning he thought Bee-Stings boobs were real and then corrected himself. Might be a mind blip on his part. Either way, there are many clues from different sources that point to this being JLo.
Ah yes, I remember that. But I think the confusion was due to the fact that her boobs aren’t necessarily fake (saline, silicone) but rather fat removed from other parts of her body and redistributed, yes?
In any case, this thing about them not sharing a lover is really bothering me, because you’re right, all the other clues fit for BOTH blinds. He was just so darn clear about them not sharing a lover today.
Ted might have gotten a “I’ll scratch your back…” memo from good ol’ Ben-I have political aspirations-
Agreed!
jho and mark, she needs to leave mark before it’s too late.She also should have known about with the track records of how he treats his women.
It says he’s not the money maker, but I thought Marc Anthony is/was quite successful in his own right?
I thought the same thing.
I agree. He likely blaming her for his failing career.
so sad…where is her family????
Kelly Ripa of course
Ted has already said it is not Kelly Ripa
And Kelly’s husband isn’t a twerp
Ouch! You’re right, my bad…. OK, J-Lo it is!
KELLY RIPA
Maybe is JLo and Mark. But his career is pretty fine,in the latin community, his new CD is doing great where I am from.
Still, I don’t believe most of Ted C Blind Items.
But this one could be.
Definitely JLo
Already eliminated: Diane Lane, Beyonce, Brooke Mueller, Kelly Ripa, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Lea Michele, Lady Gaga, Oprah Winfrey.
Such a sad BI…hope she gets help for both her and the kids.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony.
If it didn’t say “hubby” and “marriage” then I would guess Kourtney Kardashian and her douche bag. Does Mark Anthony own a club?
Maybe is a fan club?
The “club” refers to a club a caveman might use to knockout the woman and drag her by her hair back to his lair, hence the reference to “Paleozoic Era.”
Ah, gotcha. That went over my head. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
And then of course that goes towards an era of dinosaurs and Marc Antony’s blog handle has been “skeletor” for some time.
Did anyone see where Ted said that Strippa RipYa and Veronica Bee Stings (commonly thought to be Blake Lively) had not shared any lovers in the past? That would rule out the JLo/Ben Affleck/Blake Lively connection…any thoughts on that? It does really seem like it’s JLo though. So heartbreaking
TED ALWAYS LIKE TO TWIST HIS WORDS.Maybe saying they didn’t share a lover is his way of giving us clues, meaning quite the opposite.
If I remember the Veronica Bee Stings blind in question, it simply said that she was “wreaking havoc” on several marriages/relationships, one of which was assumed to be Affleck’s. In theory, this could constitute *trying* to sleep with him or making some other overtures, but not necessarily really sleeping with him. In that instance, neither Strippa nor Veronica would have *actually* shared a lover, leaving the Lopez and Lively possibilities, respectively, intact.
Maybe Blake n Ben really didn’t do the do…that he was really on with Rebecca Hall…?
Caesar Anchovy-Arse = Marc Anthony
Caesar is obviously a play on Marc Anthony’s name (i.e. Mark Antony and Julius Caesar).
Why is there a pic of Natalie Portman??? How is that a clue???
It’s not a clue — the eonline BIs always have a pic of one of the “and it ain’t” people. Natalie Portman, in this case.
she is among the three ruled out. welcome to ted’s blinds.
Not sure why the Natalie Portmann picture. She’s not even married. This blind refers to a married couple – J Lo and Skeletor.
And the poor kids look exactly like him. Oy vay, can you imagine having a beautiful mom, and you look like your fugly dad? No amount of plastic surgery can ever fix that kind of ugliness.
Noticed that even on recent commercials JLo covered her kids’ faces?
No but Natalies fiancé has been questioned by many of her friends if you believe the gossip. Some suspect he’s using her to bolster his own name and she’s completely snowed by him.
So that’s why Nat is an AIA for this vice.
AIA listed here, in this blind, all appear to have a rather tenuous connection to dancing and/ or singing…don’t you think?? Isn’t Kendra on DWS now? and Natalie portrayed a dancer, and Christina is a singer/dancer, like JLo.
Is it weird that it says “this guy is bad news for her and her kids.” and not THEIR kids?
Ted said today in the column that the kids are both of theirs
not so sure its Marc, beleive it or not he has money and brings in millions at his tours…AND he just got signed to a new cable show..
I do believe hs is abusive, but he is not broke–cause he REALLY sings.
not to mention his catalog of songs that pay him quarterly.
owing the IRS is not a sign of being poor, its a sign of mismoney mgmt.
jmo
Ted gave a clue last year that Strippa is a pop diva, has to be Jennifer Lopez.
As Marc “skelator” Caesar Anchovy-Arse is so tiny, I wish J-Lo would just sit on him, break him in half and be done with it!
That is what i say.lol
Lol my husband says the same thing. He doesn’t understand how someone so tiny can have so much power over someone, but, of course, it all starts w the mind games, and now she’s prob too scared to leave.
Well the name ceasar is prob def a connection to Marc Antony….. Isn’t that in history or something? Yes I was not the best student lol
Yes, Cleopatra was married to Julius Caesar, but after Caesar’s death, she married Marc Athony, a high-ranking military commander and politician. All clues point to JLo and Marc.
Love reading that book in literature class,
“Et Tu brute”lol
Jessica Alba.
I would say Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, but she doesn’t have kids. So, I’ll go with JLO and Skeletor.
But is JLo’s career really “red hot” right now? She’s doing much better than she has in years with but I am not sure I’d say Idol has made her red hot.
I completely agree with this CHoney. Yes, her song is number 1 on itunes and she has Idol. How is that RED hot? Also, the higher Strippa’s star rises, JLO star couldn’t rise any higher than it already has.
She and Steven Tyler are a solid hit on American Idol right now – and that was alot better then where she was last year – and she’s getting plenty of endorsements also – all to pay her husbands IRS debt. That’s pretty hot for a performer a tad past her prime.
Hokay…
we have a bit of a conundrum here. Actually, if you scour the ol’ internet, you will see some dissension that Veronica is really Blake Lively; maybe she’s Megan Fox after all?
This HAS to be J. Lo — American Idol is the hugest show on TV (i’ve never seen it, yet i can’t escape it!), J Lo is in American living rooms all the time now, super buzzy, has a hit single, endorsements, etc. She is definitely red-hot. And yet…..is Ted using the Ceasar handle to throw us all off? it’s SOOO obviously Marc Anthony that maybe he’s making sure the item is TRULY blind, by making everyone guess J. Lo. when really it’s someone else.
Who knows. But I am more willing to believe Veronica is megan fox or someone other than Blake LIvely (who pretty much everyone says shagged Ben A.) than i am to believe this is NOT J.Lo., i.e. touching on Ted’s claim that Strippa and Vernonica have not shagged the same guy.
Anyone? thoughts? better ideas?
Ted’s direct link between the CAA BV moniker and Marc Anthony is so blatant it’s shocking. No legal conniption from Marc or JLo – this blind is just so out in the mainstream media by now. If they challenged it they’d have to discuss their dirty laundry and address the rumours. Ted changes the rules to suit himself.
this is obviously kelly ripa. dn’t care if there was a denial
It’s NOT Kelly Ripa! Why on earth would you think that when hardly any of the clues relate to her?
I was thinking Mariah Carey and Nick whats-his-face.
So okay, TMZ justed reported that JLO and Mark have just announced their split, this must be them. She finally came to her senses, what a douche he is…