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Andy Dick phoned in to the Howard Stern show today.
Before Andy hung up, he told the crew about a dr*g-fueled tryst he once had with a “very famous” actress–a “very famous” actress he refused to name: “We were both out of it. We were doing anything we could get our hands on. We were alone. I was going down on her.” When Andy was finished downtown, he went to kiss her and immediately fell asleep: “I passed out on her, woke up and had wet myself.”
Just Ewwwww! Uhhh…. lets take a gander and say Cameron Diaz??
Maura Tierney from when they were both on Newsradio?
But would you consider her to still be “really” famous? I’m wondering if he means like household name famous.
Andrea Parker.
Drew Barrymore
Lindsanity lohan
Yes, her…or maybe Mischa Barton.
My guess too.
Don’t know who it is but she certainly must have been ‘out of it’ to allow him to
do the deed! LOL
This is probably just one of his sick lies.
oh gross, she had to have been in a coma
Can’t think of anything more gross.
I just threw up in my mouth a little!
Me too!
I just spat all my ice tea on my computer. ewwwwwwww
I’m sorry, if the young lady was A) with Andy Dick and B) as”out of it” as he was – regaining consciousness in a dampened state should not be a shock to her, Andy, or the readers of this BI. This is not an eagerly anticipated honeymoon night in the Royal Suite with Prince Charming. This is drugged and drunken congress between two wacked out pigs who expect this kind of thing, so why shouldn’t we, lol?
How about Angelina? But no matter who it was, you can bet that Andy won’t be in the stars autobiography listed as one of her conquests. How embarassing. If I woke up to find myself without clothes with Andy Dick on top of me, I’d wet myself too.
Angelina Jolie
good one…i like this guess
I doubt it but imagine how much the sex tape would be worth (LOL)???
Andy Dick is delusional, I can’t imagine anyone, celeb or not, would let him touch them in any sexual way no matter how high, drunk, crazy they are.
He is a father (scary) with 3 kids by 2 different women, so we know at least those 2 have let him touch them…
gross
I think he is so D-list that at this point anyone would be a ‘really famous actress’ to him.
Am thinking the blue m&m behind him in pic is a clue since it’s from BG so will go with Moira Kelly who played Blue in the tv movie Daybreak….i know, it’s a stretch but with his delusions of adequacy, could be anyone he considers a very famous actress.
Yuck!! The world did not need to know that story Andy, TMI!!
yes pls
OKAY I meant to reply this to the BG12345…
This may be the most vile thing ever ever ever…. vom
Lol!!!! I just laughed out loud! Really loudly, actually, that cracked me up!!!
Do we have any idea when this might have happened, judging from the clues above? I’m just too grossed out right now for my brain to function properly, and I used to love listening to Howard Stern (before satellite).
I have a feeling it’s either Pam Anderson or Courtney Love….they’re both good friends with him and have been known to party with him.
I like the Courtney Love guess for the added “yuk” combo but does she count as a really famous actress? I know she’s done some good work but she’s often described as a musician.
YUCK!!!
I guess she would NOT have to be single, as crazy as these celebs act.
a VRY famous actress that seems to be a user.
I would guess Jolie, but I don’t see how how paths would cross.
I’m stumped. Pam and Courtney are not famous actresses, they are famous
BAGS. hmmm
K. Knightley
Well, Pam is HUGE worldwide… despite not being the BEST actress, she’s undeniably “very famous” and Courtney’s also very famous, not necessarily for acting…. but remember this is NOT BG’s description of the event, it’s Andy’s. And if you watch the Roast of Pam on Comedy Central, you know he’s got it bad for them… he makes out with Courtney and plays with Pam’s boobs.
Ewwww!!! Anyone who eff’s Andy Dick is just sad.
Or he could be lying for attention? Hmm…then again this is Hollyweird. People will sleep with anything over there.
please let this be jennifer aniston.
Oh, Dear Lord! Is there even enough body wash on the planet to wash Andy Dick off of ones self? This poor woman must be quaking in fear that the day would come for this “lapse in judgement” to become public knowledge. (Hope she doesn’t off herself, but if she does…I can understand.)
Meg Ryan…and watching them go at it, you couldn’t tell who was who!
I bet it was Lindsey. It makes sense. They’re both coke heads and Lesbyterians.
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