EOnline – [FF, who] has used prescribed synthetic goodies to help her get off a nasty drug habit, is two-timing her man. No, not that hunk she’s got at home stashed in the fully toy-equipped bedroom, but her doctor. Turns out FF knows how to work her fierce femme charm on the good docs. She needed to get off her substantial habit so she could not only save her home life and marriage but make a movie, too. Thought nobody would notice that she went right back to using not that long ago. So gotta get clean again! Yep, she’s back on the synthetic stuff, and not just with one doc but two … docs who don’t know about the other. Jeez already, get help, woman! It isn’t Felicity Hoffman, Kate Boswort, or Ashley Olsen.
Eva Longoria?
fergie?
jennifer lopez
Melanie Griffith
I think Fergie is a good guess.
Is ‘goodies’ the clue? Is it Ciara?
This is definitely that methadone freak Angelina Jolie. There is no doubt about it
Can’t be Angie. She and Brad aren’t married. I say Jessica Alba.
LoL Ted casas***head has been trying to sell this to all of Angelina haters but it seems like he slipped up with a she’s married clue. lmao I’m sure the next fakala bi write up he’ll be sure to keep the clues all about Ange so he can hold on to his fans. He does the same with Jake and Toothy.
It doesn’t say “husband” in the BI, it says “her man”.
It’s Angelina Jolie. Latest pix of her with the huge pupils, and plastic surgery. Also looks completely loaded most of the time as well.
Sorry about that Junebug, it does say “marriage” in it, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they are actually married. Also, Jolie’s been seen shopping on a regular basis for sex toys, they’re known for having them.
It’s Angie.
Addictalina Jolie hehe
Fake-La-Ferocity is Angelina Jolie. Everyone knows that by now. And the “who it’s not” is a big clue. Ashley Olsen & kate Bosworth are not married.
If you say Fakeala, it’s sounds a lot of Angelina. And Ted thinks that Pitt is still a “hunk”. So, it’s Angelina. Sorry Brangeloonies.
LMAO you guys are trying to make this about Angelina but the fact is she is not married. Fact is her next job isn’t until February. You guys must really hate her to try and twist what Ted C wrote to fit your answer. BI don’t work that way but good luck with that.
Oooh i so want this to be freakalina but I’m not convinced. Btw has anyone heard the rumors she’s pregnant again?
Yeah, one of the tabloids said Fake-A-La-Ferocity aka Angelina is pregnant again, and she had her PR guy, Guyer Kosiinski deny it but who knows. She always denies that she’s pregnant then winds up that she really is. This might be the first time it’s an actual accident if it’s true. Shiloh was with Clomid, and the twins with IVF (and she denied it, but we all expected that from her).
angie isnt married….
Angelina…today Ted said about Brad..he needs to get his wife’s b****…It’s Angelina
“She needed to get off her substantial habit so she could not only save her home life and marriage but make a movie, too.”
AJ is not married and is not making a movie.
She is also not pregnant, even with an eating disorder people who have twins have little tummies.
Melanie Griffith looks like hell, Its amazing she can get work. Who else is about to start a project? It seems like there should be more guesses. Addiction is the new black.
whitney?
to those who keep saying angie is not married hello…did you forget angie and brad got married prior to shiloh’s birth in one of the african country i don’t remmeber the name but they are married you don’t have to get married in usa in order to considered married i know people who are married in there own country but not in usa but they called themselves married , hey brangloonies you don’t have to be defensive everytime blindly .
everyone saying it can’t be jolie – read the other fake a la blinds, every clue points to her and no one else. ted’s also heavily hinted in his q & a columns. the marriage clue is the only one that doesn’t fit her, but calling her brad’s WIFE in the other column was his hint to say it’s still her.
Eva Mendez
SJP
Angelina makes sense. She’s had major issues with addictive behaviors that have largely gone untreated–you don’t just wake up one day and be over addictions. She’s got an insane schedule, she was trotting around the world promoting her movie, she had twins less than 6 months ago, not to mention the other 4 kids she has and her humanitarian efforts, oh, and fitting brad in there somewhere too. It wouldn’t shock me if she’s back to popping some pills or something to keep going.