EOnline – Last time we checked in on poor Strippa Rip-Ya, the usually outspoken babe had told her close pals that she was staying with that abusive man of hers, Caesar Anchovy-Arse, because he only beats her occasionally and it’s “not that bad.”
So sad, because Strippa’s friends have been too scared to tell her to leave the schmuck.
But is there hope? Now more Industry acquaintances of SRY’s have now taken notice of her weird dynamic with Caesar…
At a photo shoot for S recently, we’re told by sources on set that they were “incredibly uncomfortable” when her husband popped in for an unexpected visit.
Controlling much? You bet.
See, Caesar rarely lets Strippa go anywhere without him. Anywhere. Notice the watchdog pattern developing here? No relationship with that kind of dynamic is healthy—as you don’t have to just hit somebody to abuse them.
Apparently Mr. Arse showed up to the photo shoot when it started, around 7 a.m., cracked open a Pabst Blue Ribbon and started getting drunk.
“He would shout horrible things at everyone, including [Strippa],” our insider tells us. “He was brash, rude, and it made everyone awkward.”
Dude’s clearly super jealous his career remains stagnant while Strippa’s is super hot again. Meanwhile, Strippa just stood there silent, taking any jab he threw her way, which is pretty much what she always does these days.
Hopefully her team, who witnessed this, has the balls enough to say—and finally do–something. At what point will her “friends” start worrying about her very well-being, already?
It may be unpleasant to bring it up, but isn’t her life more important?
And it Ain’t: Lea Michele, Lady Gaga, Oprah Winfrey
Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. Mark was a stripper in Florida before he became an actor (Rippa/Strippa). And the Lea Michele not may be b/c Kelly is super skinny, Lady Gaga b/c Kelly dressed as Lady Gaga for Halloween on Regis and Kelly, and Oprah Winfrey b/c Kelly is a talk show host. Kelly’s career has always been hotter than Mark’s, especially so now that she’s top dog at Live with Regis leaving.
Those two were the first people that I thought of as well.
Yep.
kelly and and her hubby would be too obvious.
This is jho and skeletor, i find it hard that these women he weds he always seem to beat up on them and he is so skinny.
Marc is very controlling notice how jlo stop dressing like how she did with p. shiddy.
Since she is jenny from the block now she need to use that feisty attitude of hers and do something about crazy mark, who drinks and use drugs.
Jho was in a movie where her husband was very abusive and then the guy showed her how to fight back, i believe the movie was called “enough”, now she has to be strong and do what her character did to escape the abuse.
Everyone is always like “I would leave” until they are in that situation themselves and then you find yourself rationalizing the abusor’s behavior. Maybe she is staying under the misguided notion of keeping the family together for her children’s sake or maybe she doesn’t want to go through yet another public break up. sometimes it takes hitting rock bottom for people to leave abusive situations.
Yeah, Kelly and Mark would be too obvious.
Great clue matching! The only miss is “her career is now hot again” which tips the scale to Jlo and Mark because Kelly’s career has been consistently hot since she started with Regis. Whereas, JLo was all but forgotten until recently.
American Idol!
Kelly Ripa was already eliminated by Ted.
crazy marc anthony and insecure jlo.
J Lo and Marc Anthony
I like your guess, Scorpio. J Lo is back in the limelight and she is usually outspoken about things. And if I remember correctly, “Ceasar” and Mark Anthony were BFFs.
lol, I commented on the Caesar/Mark Antony connection as well but my comment is still in moderation. If this blind isn’t about JLo and MA, I’ll eat the walls of the cubicle!
Don’t know why she married the dude knowing his track record with women, that is similar to diddy’s. But at least diddy gave her room to breathe.
Yea but it’s not worth it, celebrities staying together for the kids is always a disaster waiting to happen.
yup!
I’m 99.9% sure this is them too. J Lo is back in the limelight. She was also the popular guess for other Strippa Rip-ya blinds.
I dunno if anyone else noticed this but Caesar (as in Julius Caesar) was the best friend of Mark Antony
Also “anthony” is only 2 letters from “anchovy” and he IS an arse
and Caesar is used…Marc Antony was a general in Julius Caesar’s army…a reference to Marc Anthony???
I made note of that too but those comments are still in moderation for some reason.
CORRECT ABOUT THE CEASAR part, and jho career is somewhat hot again, marc career not so much. So he has to hang around jho to seem important.Jho has no one to blame but herself, celebrities always put themselves in complicated situation.
So true. She should’ve just stayed with Ben. He’s like the only guy she ever really loved. It’s so obvious but Ben left because she was such a diva and too much media coverage. He said he regrets doing the Jenny from the block video. MA is an aszhole. He has so many kids from different women.
It wouldn’t work with ben either, ben doesn’t like to dress preppie all the time plus he’s a cheater.
I think it’s JLo and Marc Anthony too. He married before,and his other wives complained about his controlling behavior when they were married to him.
Kelly is all of 90 lbs and wears sleeveless dresses all the time. You’d think physical abuse would leave marks that would show on a thin woman who dresses this way and is seen on live TV five days a week.
could it be Elizabeth Hasselbeck? Her career is certainly hotter than her hubbies and the way they phrase ‘her friends’ might refer to the other women on The View.
This seems to be so thinly veiled as Kelly ripa/ mark consuelos that why even make it a blind item? My first instict said it was them, but then why a blund item? Unless peeps arr trying to step in and say RUN?!? Therefore my guess is jlo and mark Anthony as he exudes control freak and most clues still work particularly the reference to mr. Arse.
I immediately thought of Fergie and Josh D. Her career is pretty hot right now while no one can remember the last thing he did… Aside from that whole airplane tirade this past December. It has been rumored that he has a drinking problem. It aints – Glee was supposed to do a BEP song in the after the super bowl episode (Lea Michele) and Fergie has some style resembelances to Gaga. No idea about Oprah… Maybe the fact they both go by “one name”?
Previous “and it aint’s”: Diane Lane (also married to a Josh), Beyonce (one namer), and Brooke Mueller (same add*ction issues as Fergie once had). Ruled out by Ted in other columns: Christina A and Britney Spears… Said Britney was “not a bad guess”
Sorry I have way too much time on my hands today!!
Hm, Britney being “not a bad guess” could link to JLo – both are dancers and neither can sing particularly well, both hit their popularity peak around 2004, and both married nobodies and got divorced quickly after.
But those two spend a lot of time apart.
Maybe it’s Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green?
I mean she’s pretty outspoken and they are always photographed together. Like going grocery shopping or something. Plus, I remember seeing her wear a Pabst Blue Ribbon t-shirt recently.
Maybe he is Caesar because he used to have that hair cut?
…..and there is a new ad for Armani makeup with her wearing a beautiful red lipstick? Maybe that was the new shoot he intruded on.
Megan career hasn’t been hot since the first transformers movie came out.lol
im just gonna throw ashton and demi out there.
when was the last time Demi’s career was hot?
What, the public broadcasting of her endless Twitters doesn’t count?
when was the last time Demi was outspoken??? (meek little mouse hanging on the arm of a boy does NOT count!)
dEMI CAREER DIED AOVER A DECADE AGO.
Do all comments go through moderation? I only misspelled a few words, but I didn’t swear or use any derogatory language?
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Yep I think so too. Exhibit A: on one of the AI audition shows we saw Marc come “visit” J on the set between contestants. I remember wondering if he was just standing around all day. exhibit B: their rather awkward banter when presenting at the Grammys
Run while you can, Jenny, and take the kids with you!
I thought I was the only one who noticed their awkward interaction… Very uncomfortable to watch lol
Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor. I remember reading that they served Pabst (wanting to ‘keep it real’) at their wedding. I think it was in an article in People magazine.
Well this seals it for me. I instantly thought Jennifer and Mark, but I couldn’t picture him drinking Pabst.
Jennifer and Marc based on an article I read about a month ago about trouble in paradise.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Jennifer-Lopez-Marc-Anthony-s-Marriage-Is-Falling-Apart-Because-of-Money-180081.shtml
Sadly, I really think this is JLo and Marc Anthony. She has a bad track record with men, totally morphing herself into a different person with each one. That shows low self-confidence, which is typical of women who stay in abusive relationships.
Heidi montag and Spencer
Yup, it’s JLo and MA. Not only because of the Marc Antony/Julius Ceasar connection but also the “Walk This Way” Aerosmith/”Red Hot” Chili Peppers mashup.
By the way, BG, are we allowed to post links to videos? Lyrics are USFW.
The BI says S is outspoken. When was JLO ever outspoken? She always played her hand pretty close to the vest.
BI also says super hot again. This doesn’t pertain to Ripa or JLO. How are both of their careers super hot?? Kelly’s is the same,except for the buzz of who will be her next cohost. The ratings for Idol are good but this doesn’t equal super hot. Also, it is Steven who is the standout on Idol, not JLO.
The only clue this might be Ripa is the Caesar refrence. Mark C is short and half Italian.
I think this is Josh and Fergie.
oops, haha, that’s NSFW!
I say JLo and Marc cuz he looks line he beats her and rumor is he’s super controlling.
I also thought of Jenna Jameson and her hubby cuz of the incident a few months ago, when he beat her up and she took him back. But is her career hot again?
I just found out that Fergie has a perfume called Outspoken. Can’t find another connection. Yet.
I can’t find a recent photoshoot for Fergie, but did find a JLo February 2011 Cover for Glamour Russia. I know, slow night. Done now.
If my original comment ever makes it out of moderation, I may actually make some sense.
Okay, really done now.
My problem with the Fergie/Josh guess is that it says the guy never lets her go anywhere without him. Josh seems like he’d prefer going to clubs without his wife more than showing up at 7 am photo shoots.
At the Grammy’s, Marc & JLo very awkwardly presented some award. He’d like sing a verse of each song that she announced. I have no idea if it was scripted but it was cringe-worthy. I got the feeling he was only there because Jennifer made it happen. I think he seems a lot more controlling than Josh.
I can’t imagine Marc Anthony drinking PBR.
I dunno why, but…I think this is Tyra Banks… I’m probably wrong though…
Most definitely Jlo and Marc. How do I know this? WELL… I have a very, very good friend who is dating someone that works in the industry and has heard/seen these very things. He is a CONTROL FREAK!!! I also heard that he is NOT good with their kids and that he is always yelling at her and snaps at reporters that want to get an interview. I am almost 100% sure this is them!
Wow he sounds like such an A-hole
Marc is a foool and jlo was dumb to marry him. Just look what happen in all his relationships.
i highly doubt marc anthony drinks pabst blue ribbon.
i was thinking it might be someone english/australian for the abusive bloke, just because of the ‘arse’ instead of ‘ass’ in his name. that said, i can’t think of any actual guesses so its a pretty useless contribution
not useless at all, I thought the same thing – “arse” made me think of someone English or Aussie too
whoever this is, it’s so sad, especially if children are involved.
what about russel crow then
The wife seem to be the most famous of the two scratch that.
Kelly Ripa and her hubby were ‘notted’ months ago so it’s definitely not them. But I think most of us know who this is. As for the beer, I think Ted was just trying to point out that it was perhaps the only thing available on a photoshoot at 7am. How come Strippa’s team didn’t kick him off the set? Perhaps they were afraid of her reaction, too.
JLO; and ‘memba that whole interview (on US Weekly) about her kids “saving her marriage” sigh. Get away at least for the kids! Her eyes have no sparkle/happiness. Their interviews SUPER tense etc.