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The older Cruella St. Shackles gets, the weirder this broad becomes. She’s shocked Hollywood a number of times with erratic movie choices, her boobs, her venom, her dubious choice in men, hell, even her damn clothes constantly get attacked—or worshipped.
And, weirdly enough, Cruella’s begun doing some of her best acting work in ages. Which is always a sign that her personal life is a disaster:
“She’s busy telling the world how great her family life is,” reveals a very-inside Cruella camper, “and, you can believe it’s not.”
Yep, while Cruella tells any media rag that’ll listen how simple and homey her big-star life really is, just the opposite is true. The broad’s kids are messes (in many regards), the husband’s cheating and drugging again and the bitch is getting treated horribly by her own damn mother!
Jeez, we’re starting to almost feel sorry for the tough old star, but, sorry, not quite.
And the surest sign that Cruella’s close to cracking? In deciding how best to cope with her crapfest of a life (much of which she brought on herself by treating everyone within her reach like roach turds), C’s decided the best method will be…beating everybody to the tabloid punch.
In other words, she knows former members of her team are threatening to not only write books about her, but, just rip her to shreds, period. She also knows it’s only a matter of time before the media becomes more aware of her myriad lies, including the ones about her physical appearance.
So, bit by bit, Cruella has decided to start telling half-truths about her “truths.” To the press.
They’ve already started to get out. But, we should tell Cruella she shouldn’t have bothered.
It’s only going to make things worse.
And It Ain’t:
Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, Jada Pinkett Smith
Demi Moore?
my first thought!!! Def Demi!
It’s DEFINITELY Demi!
erratic movie choices: GI Jane, Stiptease
her boobs: See “Striptease”
her dubious choice in men that are cheating (Ashton, hello)
The broad’s kids are messes: Rumer, ugh
hell, even her damn clothes constantly get attacked—or worshipped (Rachel Zoe styles her and Demi was on her show last season)
nicole kidman!
wasn’t there some german interview out there where she FINALLY half-admitted to using botox?
She was my first thought but aren’t her kids too young to be in messes?
If they don’t mean the babies, she does have two older kids with Tom.
She did admit to the Botox. She said something like “I can move my forehead again.”
Also, for the AIAs, all those ppl are/are married to/ are related to Scientologists.
why do people act like botox is cosmetic surgery. It’s less invasive than a facial or a manicure.
Exactly! Botox is no biggie! And since when did even plastic surgery become such a crime? I don’t care if someone has had some work done – get over yourselves people! It’s not like she’s wearing a puppy coat!
I don’t care if people have surgery, but when they lie and b* about it, and go on that it’s clean living and good genes that make it impossible to move their face, then I have a problem.
I don’t think Botox is bad either, and could care less if you’ve had plastic surgery. I don’t think anyone is demonizing it. I think the real problem is the fact that celebrities (and non celebrities) alike, often lie about their use of these procedures, stigmatizing their use even more than if they were just up front about it. Nicole Kidman (and it’s her right to) has denied Botox use for years, and like chicpea noted, claimed her skin was due to clean living (I don’t smoke, I wear sunscreen etc). It’s the denial for so long that makes the fact that she admitted it such a big deal.
You can’t be serious. NEEDLES IN YOUR FACE (or elsewhere) is less invasive that a facial or a manicure?!
she has also been talking about her relationships with the older kids… trying to get in front of that story.
has their been talk about her breasts?
Def Nicole Kidman. I never believed she was really pregnant with Sunday. This time she admitted to a surrogate, maybe the whole charade was too much trouble for her last time.
Just a thought.
That is exactly what i was thinking.
This is Nicole Kidman
Yes, Nicole Kidman = Cruella
Cruella St. Shackles is Nicole Kidman. I thought that was confirmed lol
Maybe even Kelly Preston?
It does sound a lot like Nicole Kidman, but when has she shocked Hollywood with her venom or boobs?
On a red carpet somewhat recently (don’t remember which) she was wearing a dress that showed off what looked like a wonky boob job
I guess, though it doesn’t seem “shocking” Plus, there are a lot of celebs that scream venom, but not her. Icy, yes. Venom, not so much. The rest fits, I guess. I wonder if the older kids are messed up. Seems like Tommy would keep them in check or send them off to be fixed by scientology.
I thought the venom was supposed to be a reference to the botox, personally.
Yes!
Or the lips. There’s a popular lip plumper called “Lip Venom.”
Oh…hadn’t even thought about it that way! Makes sense. I figured they meant being rude/mean…which doesn’t seem like her.
shocked hollywood, not the general public. her dramas been on the down low.
If this is true, that her “dramas been on the down low”, then how would *we* know about it? Seems pointless to mention in a blind, unless it could help somehow. And it can only help if those reading this blind (presumably mostly *not* Hollywood) could get the hint.
dude, not everything is a clue. plus, no one needs clues for this one anymore. its kidman. i dunno, maybe there was a snake in one of her movies.
Gwyneth Paltrow? Nicole Kidman?
Is it confirmed Nicole Kidman and her mother don’t get along? I thought they were close? Did I miss something?
yes, they are very close. Don’t think this is Nicole, unless they have had a big falling out in the last month, since she was back in Australia!!
Has to be someone with a ‘bad’ relationship with her mother.
This link is to a 2005 story where Nicole says she was quoted out of context saying how her mother came from the Joan Crawford school of motherhood:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/i-love-my-mum-nicole/2005/07/28/1122143937195.html
Interesting. Hummmm. Good find. Thanks!
Also, thinking of Melanie Griffith but she is a AIA as well.
Certainly seems to fit Nicole Kidman in many ways but on re-reading the old
Cruella blinds, some questions remain.
Has she had one (or more) breast enlargements?
Why would she have needed additional money (from anyone) to pay for it?
Has she pimped out her kid(s)?
Is Urban bi?
Another question
Where did the rumour regarding Javier Bardem being gay come from? Looking
at pics of him with Penelope Cruz, at various locations over the years, you
wouldn’t think so!!??
Gwyenth Paltrow
The roach turd thing seems random to me. It might be a clue. I googled Nicole and roach and nothing came up but apparently Gwyneth called the press roaches and it was sort of a big deal.
I could buy it being Goopy, since she seems like an ice queen, but she only has Apple and she’s a baby. Hard to fit her as a clue…
Son’s name is Moses…
Apple’s 6 now and Moses is 4.
Nicole has talked for the first time in an interview that she cannot see her adopted kids as they have been almost kidnapped by the Church of Sci. Plenty of surgery there. But has done good acting in the past and has she shocked with her clothes and boobs? And who knows anything about her mother?
Gwyneth: She certainly seems to be cracking up, has a famous mother and there are many rumours about her marriage to Chris Martin. But her choices of men are not necessarily `dubious’ and she hasn’t done any good acting recently.
I am taking this a bit too seriously.
HAHAHa Alex. I was taking it too seriously too.
The Nots on Cruella seem endless:
Sarah Palin
Sarah Jessica Parker
Victoria Beckham
Jennifer Lopez
Sharon Stone
Jada Pinkett Smith
Eva Longoria Parker
Kristen Stewart
Fergie
Michelle Obama
Calista Flockhart
Sarah Michelle Gellar
And with that, I have no clue. I feel like Gwyn’s kids are too young, but maybe Ted just means they are little terrors. I was thinking along the lines of Annette Benning, but I don’t think WB is gay. And then there is Kidman, who unfortunately seems like the best bet, but I like to think of her as nice. She did just get that Oscar nom today, and her acting was horrible for years, so it looks pretty accurate.
I am going to think more on this one and try and come up with someone else.
Nicole Kidman comes to mind but would they really have a new baby with all this going on with her hubby? Kidman did talk about “trying” botox and how her breasts grew because of being pregnant, ahem. Her acting is at a high point again – today’s oscar nom. It makes me sad if her husband is cheating on her
ever heard of the term ‘bandaid baby?’ sad but true…
Nicole Kidman received an Oscar nomination earlier today. Timing is everything.
I agree the popular guess is Nicole. I just went through some old Cruella items and a lot of the clues fit. One clue that has been mentioned often is the use of “numero uno or numero dos” and I don’t get the Spanish connection there. And Marky Sweet Puss sounds like Keith with his “dude diggin ways”.
maybe the spanish connection is a hint that it’s goopy? she did the show where she went thru spain with mario batalli, and has said how she speaks spanish with her kids.
The first person who comes to mind when I heard the words “weird” and “broad” are “Sean” and “Young.” Few in the history of Hollywood can claim to be wackier. However, the rest of Ted’s clues don’t seem to fit. So I’m gonna go with Nicole Kidman.
This sounds like Nicole. But Did Keith Urban ever have a drug problem, though? I thought he drank.
He admitted to taking cocaine on Oprah
Not getting the Nicole vibe on this one. Not sure who it is but don’t think it’s her.
I’m kind of new to the blinds, much better than doing a crossword puzzle! But I have read a few of the blinds about Cruella and whoever writes them sure seems to “hate” her, whoever she is. Why such hatred aimed at this person? Any ideas?
I’m going to go out on the limb here and say Cruella is Angelina Jolie. I know this blind states Cruella is married and supposedly Angie and Brad are not, but we really have no proof that they never married. And this blind also states Cruella’s own mother and her do not get along — I’ll say this mother is actually mother-inlaw (Brad’s mother). And we do know Angelina is on the verge of a break down and the media is being fed constantly about her short coming. And who has had more men and also an actress than Angelina. I know this sounds far fetch, but Angie is the closest I can get to guessing who Cruella really is…
I’m going w/ Nicole, her adopted children w/Tom, barely spend anytime w/her and I think the son is off the charts–just kinda wild.
Those kids are old enough, teens maybe??
wasn’t there a write up about Nicole saying Tom keeps the kids from her or something or its hard spending time w/them..
I most def remember her and those sickly looking boobs straining
against some expensive material or some red carpet..
it was a scary sight, that with the stiff tight face. uh, no.
I don’t think this is Nicole. First of all, if the older kids are having problems the source of that would be Tommy, yes? After all she hardly gets to see them. As to the acting thing, she has been consistently good for some time, not just of late. As to the cheating hubby, well, it has been known in Nashville circles from the beginning that #2, like #1, swings both ways, so if he is stepping out it would hardly be a surprise. Plus she is supposedly tight with her family.
I’d say Angelina except her acting has hardly been stellar of late (if ever) and her mother is deceased.
What about Annette Benning?
100 % Nicole Kidman. You can tell from the first paragraph alone…
“She’s shocked Hollywood a number of times with erratic movie choices, her boobs, her venom, her dubious choice in men, hell, even her damn clothes constantly get attacked—or worshiped.”
Venom = botox
+ beating tabloids to the punch? They would have made SO MUCH FUNNY with the news of Nicole’s new child (I forget whether or not she had a boy or a girl and hate referring to babies as an ‘it) & that came out of left field.
Why couldn’t Cruella be Julia Roberts? She’s never had a good relationship with her mother, she beds all of her co-stars, she does give off tyrant vibes, she’s married with kids.
Whoever this is the author of this blind really hates her. Wonder why?
If you’ve been following Ted’s BVs for awhile then you know that Cruella is widley belived to be Nicole Kidman. IDK about the kid situation but she has been known to treat people like crap and she has started opening up about her botox (Lord, knows it has been a long time coming)
OK, I defer to you since I am a newbie here. But, why then, all the hatred toward her? It sounds like most of Hollywood lies about themselves in one way or another, has stuff done to their bodies to make them look better and so on and so forth.
Why is she any different than anyone else? It just seems by reading this blind and the others about Cruella, whoever the author is especially loathes her. Any ideas about why?
Sitting here watching the South Park Scientology episode as I read this article. Its a sign-its got to be Nicole Kidman.(In case you havent seen it, its the one where Tom Cruise is in the closet at one of the boys houses and the punch line is “Mom, Tom Cruise wont come out of the closet”.)
I am fairly confident that this is, indeed, supposed to be about Nicole after reading today’s Daily Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1350846/Nicole-Kidman-Why-new-baby-wont-end-family-heartache.html
It looks like Nicole is definitely opening up about her past. Whether or not she is as vile as Ted paints is anyone’s guess. Maybe he just has it in for her.
Paltrow
This is kidman……….Urban was a crack head and alkie.he also cheated on various girlfriends.
omg this is def nicole kidman, just read about her opening up about her relationship with Tom and Keith.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1352986/Nicole-Kidman-thought-shed-love-split-Tom-Cruise.html#ixzz1CviC5OFK