CDAN – L
ast night at a party, this former B list television actor and now a guy who just screams cooties and sleaze when you look at him, was doing his usual pick up game. Well, he got the phone number of one woman and was chatting her up and telling her she is amazing and can’t wait to spend time with her. Really pouring it on. Later she walks up to him when he is getting the number of another woman and he tells her, “Oh, I found someone better, but I will still call you when I need something quick.”
Charlie Sheen.
I agree. I’ve seen texts and emails he’s sent to these girls via gossip sites and he’s always pouring on the compliments saying things like, “You’re fabulous,” and whatever. I could easily see him saying how amazing she is.
And he definitely screams cooties and sleaze.
Charlie Sheen FTW.
Well actually, he’s not a former actor, he’s still acting and making mega bucks (unfortunately)
Oh well, back to the drawing board
Its sleazy to tell a chick you want to bang thats shes phenomenal etc? I think its kinda polite to compliment a hooker. I am assuming they don’t get that much..
Now this is funny. It’s like filling out a customer service postcard after a major purchase
No, its sleazy when you’re doing it for some cheap thrills and don’t mean it. If he was sincere, that’s fine but it doesn’t seem like it is.
i think you missed the joke….
women please stay away from charlie sheen.lol
charlie sheen- former? Isnt he currently the highest paid television actor?…
The way I read it, it meant this actor was on TV before, and when he was, he was B list. This makes me think it’s not Charlie Sheen…
…But it fits him so well, so maybe they just meant this TV actor USED to be B list and is now a different letter lister…
Dustin Diamond
He’s all sleaze and cooties for sure, but I don’t see him having game of any sort. Not one that a girl would buy, anyway.
He made a sex tape, and on Celebrity Fit Club, I saw a few clips of him and a bunch of girls crawling all over him. There are fame wh0res who will still try to get some.
David Spade
I agree with Spade. Sheen still is on TV.
So is Spade.
I think his latest show is still on the air… so not former.
Wilmer Valderamamamaaaaaa?
Agreed.
Yes!
Good guess! Agreed.
I like this guess.
Eeew…what a skank
He’s still on TV if you count Handy Manny. ha!
That’s exactly what I was thinking!
My God, is that sad!
ding ding ding!
Agreed.
What about Scott Baio?
Married.
Hmmm…I’ll go with David Faustino or Willie Aames.
how many a’s does that guy need?!
Bob Saget
Matt LeBlanc?
Um, he’d be giving guys his number!
loves it
Say what now?
Matt LeBlanc was my first thought too, but I think CDAN considers the friends cast to be permanently TV A-List (happy to be corrected though)? So my best guess is Wilmer Valdersleazeface.
i have to be honest, i think matt le blanc is really hot. i know!
For some reason I thought of Jesse Metcalfe. He seems like a *.
While I do agree that Jesse Metcalfe seems like a d-bag, I think many people would agree that the guy is undeniably handsome. When I look at him, I don’t think “cooties” or “sleaze”. To me, those words seem to refer to someone who thinks he is incredibly hot and suave but looks slimy and creepy.
He looks gay to me.
Sounds something that idiot Andy Dick would do. My guess!
I going with” Andy Dick” or Pauly Shore.
Isn’t Andy Dick gay?
I read it as “Former” relating to his “star power”..not-relating to be on tv ow or not.
I’m still sticking w/Charlie
Does Spade even mess w/women off camera???
I read it the same way, like stardom status.
Anyone from Baywatch!
Don Johnson. He seems skeevy and dirty enough to give a blow up doll an std.
Kevin Connolly
This sounds like that douchebag Jeremy Piven.
He was the first one to come to mind, too. Although I like the Wilmer Valde??? guess.
So obviously Jesse Metcalfe!!!!!
For something different… how about Adrien Grenier? I read an interview someone did a while back with a celeb-groupie type who said she did a lot of celebrities. She said Grenier was very skeevy and smelly.
He used to be TV B list, but now there’s nothing from him on IMDb, so… maybe?
Why’s my comment moderating? First time poster, BTW. Well… actually this one’s my second post, as the first one’s lost in moderation.
Long-time lurker, first time posting
My guess is the cringe-worthy king…David Hasselhoff
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