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CDAN – Usually wit
h my Old Hollywood items the subjects are all dead. In this case, the star of the blind is very much alive. Our star is a former A++++ list actor. Never really any awards that counted but huge. Think something like Adam Sandler back in the day. And like Adam, our actor and funnyman was married and refused to cheat, but he loved to play. His favorite game was to find a willing woman and then he would have her come backstage and he would roll out a little shag rug and out in on the floor in front of him [sic]. Then the willing woman would be told to do a little dance, remove her clothes and stare longingly at the very tiny peen of our funnyman while he pleasured himself. He would finish on the carpet and tell the woman it was now blessed because of his sperm and her. He would then roll it up and use it again the next time.
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Hey Laaaady! It’s Jerry Lewis! Source: SFWeekly
Jerry Lewis certainly knew how to party. In her 1992 autobiography My First 2,000 Men, startlet/gun moll Liz Renay remembered Mr. Lewis as a lover with, shall we say, specific requests. Not wishing to ruin his marriage by physically touching another woman, Mr. Lewis waved off intercourse, reportedly opting for watching Renay pose in garters while masturbating onto a favorite peice of white shag carpet, which he carried with him everywhere. While cleaning up after one such encounter, Lewis is said to have exclaimed, “This has to be the world’s most honored rug!”
Congratulations to Jolie for being first with the correct answer, and thanks to Uncle Entity and Angelina for the links!
DICK van dyke
steve martin/ robin
Not Old Hollywood.
yea i miss the old part.lol
… bill murray?
Definitely not Old Hollywood.
Jerry Lewis
Yes, exactly who I thought of.
tim conway (original thought of Carl Reiner is out due to his grammy and nine emmys.)
Long time lurker First time poster, but for some reason Jerry Lewis is screaming out to me! I checked only 2 big awards(1 oscar-Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award 2009 1 emmy-Governor’s Award 2005) so they didnt really count. Just a guess LOVE BG
Welcome, Tara! Love, BG
This is Jerry Lewis. Liz Renay told this story in her book.
Definitely Jerry Lewis!
Yes, definately Lewis.
The only A++++ Comedian left from Old Hollywood.
My first thought, too.
Hi –
1st time poster here. I think this is Jim Carrey.
In ’94, when Hollywood Life magazine was still called Movieline, Jim C. did an interview with them. He recounted how as a kid, he once had some private fun with a shag rug in his parents’ bedroom but was caught by his father.
Here’s the link. http://www.movieline.com/1994/07/carreyd-away.php
Hello, Ann! Love, BG
Does anyone bother to read the blind at all? It says Old Hollywood. How is Jim Carrey Old Hollywood?
Ooooooooooooh, good find! But is he old Hollywood?
omg totally don rickles
ew.
Agreed.
Mickey Rooney
My 1st thought too. Definitely Mickey Rooney.
I really don’t think Steve Martin or Bill Murray count as “Old Hollywood”! Their heydays were the 1970s and 80s. Not exactly Classic Hollywood material, to say the least.
I’m thinking more like Jerry Lewis.
I agree with the Jerry Lewis guess; he was definitely A++++ and he was married 36 years to his first wife; 27 years to his current wife. I saw a movie about him that implied he looked down on Dean Martin for cheating. Don Rickles was not really A++++ and Mickey Rooney has been married 7 or 8 times, and was also known for cheating. However, I disagree that Adam Sandler is a good comparison; that’s insulting to Jerry Lewis or Mickey Rooney, as they have more talent in their pinky than Adam Sandler ever thought about having.
Now, I’m not going to say this guy is royalty or anything, but if that ain’t the classiest bit of masturbatory hijinks, my name isn’t Heywood Jablowme. Think about it, kids: He invites the woman backstage, and like a true gentleman; he throws down a carpet for her to dance on while she does her strip tease and he flogs the bishop (That’s a Shakesperian term. See how classy I am?) and then – so as not to make a mess – he “blesses” the carpet with his… Picture the Queen knighting a war hero, only the Queen is Jerry Lewis who’s hung like a light switch and the war hero is a tourist from Indiana who only wanted an autograph and directions to the ladies room.
Boy, I bet that carpet has some stories to tell. Seriously, I bet it’s so stiff and crusty, it’s doing five nights a week at the Tropicana.
Lmao!
“Hung like a light switch”! Loves it!
Heywood, you made my day with that. You need to write a book, or blog, or something, you are that awesome!!
Written far better, and funnier, than the blind itself! Good work, Heywood!
“an autograph and directions to the ladies room”
LOL
Your finest contribution yet Mr Jablowme. Bravo sir. Bravo.
Hahaha, the visual on that is hilarious! And frightening as bloody ‘ell, at the same time.
Hysterical!!!
You’ve made 2 crispy, old things funny as all get out.
Yes, this is Jerry Lewis and Liz Renay. She talks openly about it. Not really a blind.
http://www.cult-following.co.uk/cult/liz-renay-talks-about-jerry-lewis/
Jerry Lewis as spoken of in this article http://www.sfweekly.com/content/printVersion/303790/
Good work!
Very well done! This item is solved.
Fabulous detective work, Angelina etc.!
Whatja say BG? It seems as though it’s been confirmed in print!
Did CDAN create a “blind” from this article? That’s lame.
BG, thanks for writing blinds that are actually blind.
Burt Reynolds. (rug
Ewwwwww!
Nice! Jerry Lewis it is then….
Meant to reply to the article linked by AngelinaTwilightTomCruise
I thought Jerry Lewis too.
chevy chase?
Jerry Lewis cheated on his first wife for decades and I think it was fairly widely known.
The blind says he refuses to cheat and Jerry Lewis was a big-time cheater!
Yeah, didn’t his kids even know about the cheating? It wasn’t exactly a secret to anyone.
I’m not surprised so discount my statement at the bottom. I should have known it wasn’t true. Maybe this woman was so offended that Mr. Lewis didn’t “do the deed” with her that she made the story up and on top of it tried to discredit his “junk”.
Clarification: Just discount the part about it being nice that he didn’t cheat on his wife not the part about how funny he is to me
I’m pretty sure his wife would have defined this behaviour as cheating, even if he didn’t.
Uh, how is this being faithful? if your spouse is not only whipping it out but spanking the monkey in front of another woman (or man) I say that qualifies as cheating.
But anyway, would that honorary Oscar discount Jerry Lewis per Enty’s rules? Then again, he did say awards that “counted” and an honorary isn’t an acting award. So let’s go with him.
Chevy Chase?
You can’t read? It’s JERRY LEWIS!
and…eww. But actually this is no worse than visiting an old Times Square peep show, only a bit more up close and personal. Actually kind of creative, actually. but…eww!
It’s just a blind item site, sometimes people miss things..
When I saw it said the “Adam Sandler” of that time I knew it had to be Jerry Lewis. He, IMO, paved the way for what a lot of comedians do now (whether that is good or bad I’ll leave it up to you, LOL). Personally I love Jerry Lewis’ comedies back in the day. This is creepy to know on one hand but nice that he doesn’t believe in actually cheating on his wife. So it makes him a nice weirdo.
Gross. Grosser that women had low enough self-esteem to go along with it.
*shudder*
I am beyond sick. Sick for 200 please.
I will never understand how anyone could think this man was hetrosexual. Or funny, but that is beside the point.
I’ll always believe that he and Dean Martin had “a thing” going.