CDAN – Usually with my Old Hollywood items the subjects are all dead. In this case, the star of the blind is very much alive. Our star is a former A++++ list actor. Never really any awards that counted but huge. Think something like Adam Sandler back in the day. And like Adam, our actor and funnyman was married and refused to cheat, but he loved to play. His favorite game was to find a willing woman and then he would have her come backstage and he would roll out a little shag rug and out in on the floor in front of him [sic]. Then the willing woman would be told to do a little dance, remove her clothes and stare longingly at the very tiny peen of our funnyman while he pleasured himself. He would finish on the carpet and tell the woman it was now blessed because of his sperm and her. He would then roll it up and use it again the next time.
Hey Laaaady! It’s Jerry Lewis! Source: SFWeekly
Jerry Lewis certainly knew how to party. In her 1992 autobiography My First 2,000 Men, startlet/gun moll Liz Renay remembered Mr. Lewis as a lover with, shall we say, specific requests. Not wishing to ruin his marriage by physically touching another woman, Mr. Lewis waved off intercourse, reportedly opting for watching Renay pose in garters while masturbating onto a favorite peice of white shag carpet, which he carried with him everywhere. While cleaning up after one such encounter, Lewis is said to have exclaimed, “This has to be the world’s most honored rug!”
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