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is comedienne and author is sweating the fact that she may have got [sic] herpes. Her new boyfriend swore to her he did not have it, but it turns out he does. All she would have to do is check his sex history with just the people known [sic], and she would have seen he is in the herpes chain. Oh, or have protected sex. Not too hard.
Chelsea Handler
No question!!
Yup. She’s a hot mess.
more than a hot mess just desperate.lol
Agreed!
Agreed!!
Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent
yea it’s her and fiddy now she has the gifts that keeps on giving. He is a rapper why would you have unprotected sex with him, now she see what she was chasing.
always make sure the men you sleep with wrap it up, no matter how much they tell you they are clean. Unless you take him to the doctor and have him tested for all the std’s.
Even then, you should still make him wrap it – herpes and genital warts can lie dormant for years.
However, condoms don’t always protect against herpes – esp if they are on the face or the skin around the genitals.
I know but you never take someone word that they are clean.
That’s just horrible! If I were a celebrity in Hollywood, I would not have sex at all. XD (HA!) It sounds like STD’s are becoming an epidemic around there!
handler?
Aw man I thought I’d get first
im so glad im not famous and rich. i really am. gotta be chelsea.
Um, I’m glad I’m not famous, not glad about the “not rich” part.
IKR? I could use some gas money right about now.
On the Who Dated Who website it only shows 50 cent with two people, Shaniqua Tompkins and Vivica Fox, are either of them known or rumored to have herpes? the blind implies the man is known to have been with a lot of people.
Chelsea. Karma.
Blind says “may have got”, so I think it is funny for now. If she has it; too bad. I won’t laugh, but I will give her a sideways, raised-eyebrow glance.
First time poster!
It’s probably Chelsea, but just to change it up, I’m going to go with Jenny McCarthy.
Welcome, rmp! Love, BG
do you ever ‘not people’ in your blinds?
But…Chelsea and 50 cent are not really having sex. This is just a stunt for the media. I think. LOL
no stunt, she’s been chasing fiddy.lol
I choose Kathy Griffin, but I like the Chelsea Handler guess.
See, I thought of Kathy Griffin first, too, but Chelsea fits, too.
I like this guess! She got it from Levi Johnston, LOL! She probably wouldn’t want it to be blind though, just for the publicity.
Chelsea Handler, hands down.
Don’t you mean “pants down?”
lmao
Olivia Munn
Everyone’s saying Chelsea, but holy crap, yeah I can totally see this too.
condoms don’t really protect you from herpes, just fyi.
Thank you!!! People, you have to know this!!!
that is so true. people act like condoms are magic to make all the bad things go away
THIS. What protects people is getting themselves tested regularly like you’re supposed to when you’re sexually active and PEOPLE TELLING THE TRUTH! It’s irresponsible and cruel not to tell the people you’re sleeping with about whatever disease you have that they could catch.
agree, this person can get sued for this, because the other party knows they have it and refuse to tell their partner.
Thank you, seconded!
It doesn’t but my point is use protection don’t ever take someone word, if you know you want to have unprotected sex with someone get them tested.
It seems like a significant portion of Hollywood already has herpes. I am not convinced that this shallow, Hollywood end of the gene pool is even bothered by it anymore.
People in Hollywood, on college campus’, old people…
Chelsea Handler
Ha, Ha, Ha, can’t stand her. Hope is never goes away. That’s what she gets for being a *.
condoms don’t protect you from herpes?? Please explain
it can be transferred from skin-to-skin.
Condoms only covers the pens. A man can have the legion anywhere between the waist and mid thigh area. Plus, a vast majority of ppl with herpes don’t have overt symptoms.
That is true. An old friend of mine got it from his ex-girlfriend. She even had the decency to tell him before they had sex. He loved her so he slept with her and used protection. He ended up getting it anyway.
plus, there is often genital to genital contact prior to actual intercourse. usually the condom doesn’t usually go on until just before the actual act of intercourse. it’s not as if people put the condom on immediately after the clothes come off. it’s for the reasons mentioned here and above that herpes is so prevalent…and not just among celebrities or the promiscuous.
Wait a second. Doesn’t Chelsea Handler already have herpes? This is a woman who’s gone down on more people than the Titanic and she’s concerned about getting herpes – AGAIN? What’s the worry here, that the new strain will somehow counteract the Ebola that she got from one of her weekly “nugget” orgies? In lieu of Christmas gifts I imagine she’s just getting stock in GlaxoSmithKline, or at least a seat on the board. Why is it every time I think of Chelsea Handler, I imagine flies circling around her as she drags her * along the carpet, going from room to room yelling, “I’m besties with Jen Aniston! Why does everything smell like poo?”
“…a woman who’s gone down on more people than the Titanic”.
Thank you, Heywood. My life is even more complete. May I quote you?
haha!! nice.
Heywood,you’re a ray of sunshine in my life.
Evil genius. LMAO.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.lol
God don’t like ugly and Chelsea Handler is indeed ugly. Better stock up on the Valtrex.
Yaywood!
I agree, Handler. For the chain: Fiddy and Paris.
The chain has to start with Paris Hilton!
I read on several sites, a long time ago, that Pitt gave JA the gift of herpes.
Anyway, whoever it is, should have known better; it’s like locking the gate after the horses have escaped.
I cant believe ppl think 50 and Chels are actually together. My guess in Monique.
They may not be together but chelsea could be a regular booty cal.lol
I guess I’m one of the few that likes Chelsea. I dunno, her show makes me laugh sometimes. Anyway, that’s pretty terrible if she does have Herpes.
You’re not alone…I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but she’s funny a decent amount of the time….hated her VMA performance, but I think that’s because it was watered down. People I know don’t like her because she’s “mean” and makes fun of people, but, that’s what (most) comedians do.
Yeah exactly. I personally love her sharp mean humor. I feel like it’s the kind of bitter sarcastic humor you commonly see amongst friends or other comedians, and the fact that she’s a woman doing it makes it edgier and different. I also realize it’s why most people are quick to scrutinize her but I find it gutsy. I’m not a “fan” so to speak either, but I have respect for her and what she does, and I like that she doesn’t sugar coat and kiss ass like Leno or even act like bitter and misogynistic Howard Stern. Her style is really laid back.
Love Chelsea!
Me too!
in “jesus is magic” sarah silverman repeatedly refers to herself as a ‘comedienne’
She’s dating the writer from Family Guy (not Macfarlane). I don’t think he’s famous enough to have a well known dating history.
I hope this is not Chelsea!!! I am obssessed with her and her show! It’s pretty funny!
Now that I think about it there was a BI that had 50 as the main guess, about a rapper who was trying to hide his homosexuality by tweeting over the top sexual messages about wanting a woman (in crasser language)… Anyone else remember?
fiddy is said to be on the down low, not just him but alot of rappers.
Olivia Munn. She’s a little muffin.
I will have to say Jenny McCarthy.
She’s less of a comedienne and more of a comic actress, isn’t she?
True, but she acted in comedies, and her books are written like she’s a comedienne. Plus I read she was hanging out with some hotel dude, and when I think hotel I think of chain.
I want to be different, so I’m going to say Amy Sedaris- but I seriously, seriously think I’m wrong because it’d suck for Amy to have it.
I think she’s awesome, so that’d be sad
OK, here we go, possibilities as I see it are:
-Margaret Cho – Not really popular enough to be famous, right? But she has written a book.
-Sarah Silverstein – Hmmm. But not dating someone whose dating history is known.
-Wanda Sykes – She hasn’t written a book. And she’s married. To a woman.
-Lisa Lampanelli – No book. Not too famous.
Yep, I gotta go with Chelsea here.
Why didn’t anyone say Margaret earlier? You know, of all the comediennes being mentioned, you’d think she’d be the most obvious, being such a big name.
Lisa Lampanelli is another good guess too. Don’t rule these guys out until the blind gets solved (that is, IF it does…)
Let’s address the elephant in the room: so did 50 Cent actually bang Paris “Herpes” Hilton?!
I think the question is, who HASN’T Paris banged? And is that indicative of a high IQ or just a sense of self-preservation?
My thoughts, too. Seven degrees of Paris.
now that i’ve written this, i’ve come to the realization that EVERYBODY has probably walked in on Paris giving someone a blowie.
once you sleep with paris, you know it’s down hill from there.
As per usual, Enty’s displaying his/her stellar ignorance of all things sexual and sex-transmitted.
Chelsea FTW
Not Chelsea. On Chelsea Lately last week she showed an email she had from her ex, Ted (boss of E!). Her doctor’s surgery had left her smear test results on his home phone and he told Chelsea the result in the email. In went on for about three pars. Bless.
And she was all clear.
Right. Because everything on TV is accurate and true, and no one ever lies. Chelsea’s got balls, but even she doesn’t have cajones big enough to admit to having herpes on national TV.
Isn’t ted gay? how waS HE CHELSEA EX? tHAT DON’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE, they lie all the time.
No, Ted’s not gay. And they did date in the past and live together for a while. Ted’s also been previously married before. I only know this because I was curious myself and I googled it to see what Ted she was talking about. I’m seeing this on his wikipedia page.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Harbert
I’m talking about ted that writes the blind items, he is definately gay. Unless it is another ted.
joan rivers
Is Handler an author, too? I am going with Jenny McCartney, and that’s why she was happy but suddenly broke it off.
You may just have convinced me. . .
certainly Chelsea comes off on her show as a hot mess, but is she like that in real life too? probably, but I’ve wondered.
I think she plays that up for cameras. As a sort of way to market herself to the late night crowd.
Chelsea Handler, and actually it is Angelina’s fault.
read this item a while ago, but I noticed this on a re-run of her show.
watch chelsea’s reaction to getting condoms around the 5:53 mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSpY1wF7PEo
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