BlindGossip – So this thoughtful actor has purchased lovely Christmas presents for both of the women in his life. They are similar – but not identical - gifts from a famous jeweler, and each has an engraved message with his initials. Not surprisingly, the message on the piece for his wife is sweet, and the one for his mistress is racy.
Since he is spending Christmas with his wife, he gave his mistress her gift last week. When she opened it, he was horrified to discover that she got the one intended for his wife. By the way, the other one is already in the wife’s possession, but is still wrapped and presumably unopened. Not wanting to confess to his mistress that he screwed up, he had to call the jeweler to rush order another one for the wife with the correct engraving. Now he just needs to get home and swap it out with the racy one without his wife noticing. Anyone want to buy a very nice piece of jewelry with a very personal engraved message?
lol loser!! No Clue
what a fool, lol
how about demi and ashton
LOL
BG, you are hilarious:)
I think it is Ashton:) He often screws up:)
he’s got a twin doesn’t he?
Yep but his twin is wheel chair bound (I think) and lives in Iowa and sells insurance or something similar, so I doubt he could pass a huge purchase off like that on his twin.
Oh wait but his twin isn’t identical he’s fraternal so that could fit the clue… Hmmm…
NO ONE is wheelchair bound, unless they are into BDSM with a chair. His brother is hearing impaired, has cerebral palsy and I think had a heart transplant as a teen, but doesn’t use a chair.
Josh Duhamel? That’s the best I’ve got for now.
This sounds like the plot from A Fish Called Wanda.
Ahahaahaha! I LOVE that movie. Yes, the part with the locket!
Oohh a stumper. No xmas clues bg? Hmm maybe someone in a car move (racy?)
Omg a non-gay actor!!!
LOL
Hilarious!!!
As a real guess – Matthew Broderick.
Not identical – the twins are fraternal
Lovely – name snp’s perfume
I have to agree.
my gosh you’ve spotted the clues! well done, i like this guess.
Who’s the second lady that is willing to be ‘racy’ with such a fug-O?
I understand your confusion. The ugly emanating from SJP has affected your retinas. If they were standing 500 feet apart or more, you’d be able to see that he is a cutie!!
teehee!
Another clue – lessons in engraved jewelry sounds like a quote from Ferris Bueller.
I like that. But it says he needs to “get home” to swap it out. That makes me think they’re apart right now. Are MB and SJP away from each other? I didn’t think either ever left NYC.
excellent reasoning, but BIs are almost never solved with clues like these unless they are super popular (like saying “impossible mission” for Tommy Boy).
You are totally right. I can’t believe you came up with those clues! Nice
“Now he just needs to get home and swap it out with the racy one without his wife noticing. ”
This is the same plot as FB with Ferris needing to get home before he gets caught by his parents and Mr. Rooney
Kind of thought that Matthew Broderick was gay, no?
Remember the scandal with him and the other girl that was pushed under the table a year or 2 ago? I don’t think he’s gay. Maybe bi, bue he definetly likes the ladies too.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,370168,00.html
And you know it’s true if it’s on Fox News! (*insert eyeroll here*). Just showing the rumors…Disclaimer: I do not actually consider Fox News to be a valid news source.
Poor Erin.
So glad the arbiter of truth has weighed in…
Ditto. Can a mistress be a man?
lmfao pretty sure that would be a “mister.” plus, I don’t see a man giving another man the same jewelry he’d give his wife…PLUS it says “he gave the mistress HER gift last week.” nice try though lmao
Yep, that’s exactly who I thought of too and I’m not even sure why.
The only thing that pops out at me is the movie Confessions of a Shopaholic. “Not wanting to confess to his mistress that he screwed up” and of course the gifts in the BG picture are my only clues.
Which either puts the spotlight on Hugh Dancy who is married to Claire Danes orrrrr….
Sacha Baron Cohen who is married to Isla Fisher who was the main star in Confessions of a Shopaholic. The only clue that I’m trying to crack is “Lessons” in Engraved Jewelry.
What a DB! If you’re going to cheat be smart enough to buy the items from two different places so mix-ups don’t happen! The DB deserves to get busted!
What? I am insulted!
Something is screaming David Beckham in my head…
Not an actor (but I wish he was!!)
Oi! Missed that! Something seemed very English in the wording
Oh, just give your wife the racy one, you wimp! Unless the marriage is a complete sham and you’ve never had sex, like ever.
I thought Matthew Broderick was gay? So, not him. I’ll go with Affleck on this one.
I’ve read similar stories in the past. Know why? Because since Ugg the caveman mixed up HIS gifts to his mate and his other g/f, that’s how long this story has been floating around. I’ve read similar stories in the past. Maybe someone should make a movie out of it.
I want to say Robert Downey Jr. for this, just because it specifically says he put his initials on the gifts and RDJ has such recognizable initials!
Except RDJ is not his initials. His middle name is Elias – RED (Junior is not his name, lol.)
Ben Affleck…mistress being Blake Lively
That was my thought. Isn’t he promoting something right now? Blake would be in NYC filming Gossip Girl, Jenn would be at home with the kids per usual.
This is who I thought of too.
An actor who is on location or bicostal and isn’t “at home” with the wife since he needs to go there to swap the gifts.
Hugh Laurie?
isn’t the rumor that angelina got brad a “ring with everyone’s initials”? maybe it is the opposite and he gave it to the wrong girl…
i hate to say it, but i’m almost positive it’s josh duhamel.
I agree w/the Josh Duhamel guesses only because of “lessons”. His statement a few weeks ago abt the texting incident was simply “Lesson learned.” Lessons jumped out at me as a clue.
Is lovely referring to lady lumps? (Fergie). No sure where racy comes in (for either Josh or Fergie)
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No clue, but the mistress sure is going to think she means more to this guy than she does. I wonder if the wife reads here and will figure it out? Now that would be what the guy deserves!
Boy, what does racy mean if it can’t apply to your wife? Surely they, too, have had hot sex at some point?
Exactly, “at some point,” but probably not recently if he’s got a mistress.
Charlie Sheen
Tiger Woods
When did Tiger become a married actor?
What about Hugh Laurie? He works in L.A. and has a family in England.
That’s the second actor that popped in my head.
My thoughts exactly. Hugh’s wife Jo is, from all accounts, a very sweet lady. His mistress – I’m guessing Lisa Edelstein – is always talking about sex and is someone that would be considered “racy”.
Lol that’s a mistake NO MAN should make! Lol.
i think the key clues are “thoughtful,” “sweet,” and racy.” Who’s a “thoughtful” actor with a “sweet” wife and a “racy” mistress?
Yeah, this would make it seem like maybe Ben Affleck and Jen Garner; though I am not sure they’re not already split. Hummmm.
Hugh Laurie. The more I think about it, the more it makes sense.
A guess (and this breaks my heart, ’cause I’m a fan, but…): Joel McHale of “The Soup” and “Community.” Re: “Lessons in Engraved Jewelry,” anyone watch “Community”? It’s set in community college, and each episode is titled with a kooky class name that relates to that episode’s plot, i.e. “The Science of Illusion,”"Aerodynamics of Gender,” and “Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design.”
“Similar but not identical” could refer to the wife and mistress. Sarah Williams, his wife and McHale’s co-star Gillian Jacobs. They are pale, pretty blondes that look wicked alike.
Having to “get home” to swap out the ring: I read that McHale & wife split their time between their Los Angeles and Washington state homes. Possible the wife is already at the Washington home with kids while McHale wraps up “The Soup” in L.A.
This seems like a really good guess, but I admit I would be disappointed–I like him. Alas, I guess everyone cheats these days.
Doofus should have watched “Mad Men” this season, as the same thing happened to Laine Pryce.
Source of the “blind” pinpointed
Every wife in Hollywood is going to be looking for another woman with the same jewelry this New Years!
Mark Wahlberg
I shall guess Kevin Kline just because no one else has (or I missed it!). Thoughtful – Sophie’s Choice; Lovely- De-Lovely; Not identical – Dave.
And, I’m out!
Matt Damon
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