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everal years ago at Sundance, we told you about a Reality Star that gave a local the gift that keeps on giving for Christmas… an STD. The two had a hookup and he was left with a little surprise. He gave us a call yesterday and told us that she sent him a text wanting to know if there was room in his bed this year for her during Sundance. She also boasted about a secret new piercing she couldn’t wait to show off. Doesn’t she have a boyfriend? 450

Wasn’t this revealed as Paris?
Sure sounds like her!
paris and she hooked up with a college guy….ewwwwwwwww
That’s who I thought of immediately as well…
if it was then this dumb chick doesn’t read blind items at all or she wouldn’t have called him again.
Don’t do it!! Stay away from toxic box
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Blah Ebola Hilton all the way, she is so disgusting
Ebola Hilton, I like it!
HA, we both thought of Ebola and Paris Hilton at the same time!
Well, if she already gave him herpes, what difference does it make now?
Of course, if it is Paris, I assume that she has some new lethal mutant vd to bring along. Like Herpes and Ebola and other diseases combined.
Just because how about Kate Gosselin and her “boyfriend” her bodyguard Stevie Wonder.
Oh lord….she doesn’t even fit. It says the reality star gave the local an STD.
Nah… this is Paris Hilton. It is pretty common knowledge that she has herpes. Also while at Sundance she tried to run out on an expensive hair salon tab, by claming she is never charged and that the salon would get the money back in free publicity.
She really is the gift that keeps on giving
“gift that keeps on giving”… that made me laugh!
Paris and STD seem to find themselves in the same sentence together a lot, so that seems the obvious guess.
Mischa Barton was there in 2008. She’s someone else who’s not choosy about her partners. Is she considered a reality star or an actress??
She is considered a failure.
True, true.
Nice.
LOL
The reason “Paris” and “STD” are found so often in the same sentence is, well, because it’s true. She forgot to pay rent on a storage unit and a prescription bottle for herpes meds with her name on it was found inside.
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/paris-hilton-has-herpes-medical-records-prove/
She gets my vote, too.
Gives new meaning to the phrase, “We’ll always have Paris.”
Hahaha! That is fantastic. Good work!
To be entirely fair to her, someone did give herpes to her as well. It’s not like she just grew it. Unless she’s a whole other species. Which… is not entirely impossible…
But that’s about as much sympathy as I have for that wretched piece of nonsense. Eugh. Put some underwear on woman!
LOL @ “grew it”
How about the fact that when you click on this link, an ad for herpes medication pops up? So not a laughing matter, but click on the link, and you might giggle.
How is it that Paris Hilton hasn’t been designated a Super Fund site and been cordoned off like Chernobyl? Honestly, the last time anything was this toxic, it came with a skull and crossbones and was corralled by an armed Haz-Mat team where they killed it with fire. Anybody remember Alien? The only difference between Paris Hilton and that creature was the Alien was actually good looking, and only bled acid instead of herpes and Hep C.
Now, I don’t know who this poor b@$tard is or how thick his beer goggles must have been, but I’m betting his penis now carries a picket sign and is afraid of the dark. The only way Paris Hilton could get me hard is if she had snakes for hair.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Good one, especially the Medusa quip!
Sigh….
I sure missed you, heywood!
The quick-witted master of laughs is BACK, baby!
Merry Christmas EVERYONE!
you are hysterical!!!!
I love me some Heywood! Never disappoints!
HAHAHAHA! That is awesome.
One must not forget the green ‘Mr. Yuck’ poison control stickers! I’m thinking a permanent tattoo?
So, ah, what did he say?
None other than heebie jeebie herself
Definitely agree that it’s Paris…now who is the guy??
it was the college guy that she hooked up with i believe……..in my paris voice, “that’s hot”
lol
SMDH!!