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e’s been wondering why the very funny Coco Crack-Head, who used to have a most natural figure, has recently become bone-thin, we have a pretty good clue as to why:
The b* is doing blow in public and not even being cool about it! Like, at all.
Coco, who genuinely does have a kind of goofy talent on her popular prime-time show, was recently out to dinner with her sister and friends. Over at Oak Fire Pizza in West Hollywood. Everybody was having pizza and beer, but, not our Coco—she was guzzling a martini and generally making a fool of herself while gushing nonsense about her “beautiful” sister.
Fellow diners thought the poor babe was just drunk until one of them followed Coco to the restroom.
The nosy pizza-eater waited her turn for Coco to come out of the stall, then went into the one Ms. Crack-Head had just exited.
Guess what Coco had left all over the toilet-paper dispenser? And, no, it wasn’t remains of her dinner, which she’d just brought back up (though that’s not a bad guess).
Coco had actually left behind the remnants of all the coke she’d just chopped up and snorted! For any one to see!
Jeez, is it so much trouble to take a little toilet paper and wipe it up, babe? Or were you just too high to notice?
We suspect Ms. Crack-Head wants people to know what a druggie she really is, because—much to her sister’s dismay—Coco was showing her table mates (and those nearby) pictures of lines of c*ke on her I-phone, daring folks to guess what it was. Hmm…drug addicts amuse themselves so well, huh?
Jeez, how long is before Coco realizes she just becoming another Lindsay Lohan, already? Or is that what she wants, just for the notoriety?
And, for the record, Coco, nobody believes that accident you had awhile back was for the reason you stated. Guess we know now what caused it!
And It Ain’t: Selena Gomez, Chelsea Handler, Yvonne Strahovski
Sarah Silverman?
kathy griffin? she looks skinny lately…not sure if she has a sister…
I agree
Thats who popped into my head.
That’s who I thought at first as well but isn’t she known for not drinking any alcohol? In the blind it says Coco was drinking a martini. I guess Ms. Griffin could always change her ways though.
Lol this is so her.
What popular show is she on?
Her OWN show.
Kathy Griffin doesn’t drink (very vocal about being an Irish woman who does not do so because of an alcohol related childhood trauma), her older sister is not in the business & is rather frumpy and I can’t think of any accident she’s had recently. She has always been a workaholic who doesn’t use drugs. She admits to insecurity over her appearance and I suspect that it is that insecurity that has caused her to diet down to Hollywood thin. The woman is nearly fifty. I don’t see her doing a 180 at this stage of her life.
January Jones? Didn’t she have a fishy car accident recently?
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That’s who I was thinking as well.
Can’t stand her and would love for this to be her, but she has been bone thin since she started filming Mad Men. But any other nasty gossip about her is certainly welcome. To heck with Betty Draper! Hope Henry leaves you, too!
She is described as “very funny.” Unless Ted was being facetious, funny does not describe the void of personality January. Did anyone else see her episode of SNL?
Julie Bowen from Modern Family is sooooo thin!
She is the middle of 3 sisters one half brother.
Hmmm, maybe it’s January Jones. Didn’t she have some sort of accident involving Bobby Flay?
Yes! Love the guess, she’s soo skinny now, too.
She has always been very skinny.
But not very funny.
She’s pregnant again…
Miley Cyrus? Is she even prime time though? hmm…
Courtney Cox!
She has two sisters, and perhaps this was the accident?
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2008/08/26/courteney-cox-in-car-crash.aspx
This was my thought, until the blind started saying maybe she wants notoriety like LiLo…seems like less of a star. Amy Locane had a nasty accident in NJ recently (is being charged with vehicular homicide), but doesn’t seem to be on any current primetime show?
i thought first of Courtney Cox but then, i went to one of the Arquette because they have the “tranny sister” Alexis because no matter what he does he still looks like an ugly men
Courtney Cox has been thin forever……way back to “Friends” days. Not really a drastic weight loss and recently bone thin.
First person I thought of, especially with the title of the blind. Love her show but she’s looking like a bag of bones these days, and I’m sure it’s not just the stress of the split. Who’s watching Coco?
My first thought was January Jones.
for sure january jones they were just talking about how thin shes gotten and she had that car accident jst alittle while ago
is she funny though? … if she is, it isn’t on purpose.
dunno some people thought she was funny on SNL not me so ill go with julie lol
Lea Michele? Does she has a sister?
have*
She’s an only child.
ah gotcha. nm
I like the january jones guess, it does link to all of the clues.
How is she funny?
Have you seen her act?
LOL!
At this point, who has been in an accident. And I’m guessing this is a comedian? Prime time show… who who who? All the blinds that involve blow are always the most fascinating to me. How horrible does that sound???
Not a bad thing to be so interested. We all have our preferences as to what type of gossip we like best. In addition, it’s common and foreign to most so it proves fascinating
*it’s common amongst people in the public eye yet foreign to most in the general population.
Alyson Michalka maybe?
Kaley Cuoco (Big Bang Theory)! She’s lost a lot of weight recently, I think. Is January Jones considered funny?(First time commenter, long time lurker – btw)
Regrettably, she does fit all the clues – she had a “freak horse riding accident” a few months ago, she is funny and a little goofy, and has a sister. I’ll be disappinted if it is her.
best fit for the name Coco too
Nice call. Big Bang is popular, she has a sister, recent weird accident, and she had a great not-too-skinny body before. Haven’t seen her recently, but the clues seem to fit.
has she lost weight though? looks the same to me.
I haven’t noticed any weight loss either, she looks the same to me. She’s always had a fit/athletic body.
definately Cuoco. I can’t tell if she’s lost any weight recently, but she did have an accident. I was thinking Courtney Cox, and the above post shows she had a car accident, but nobody remembers that. Coco is a good nickname for Cuoco cause it makes you think of Courtney first.
I’m guessing Patricia Arquette
AnnaLynne McCord. Super skinny, very, ahem, close with her sister.
She is about the last person I would describe as “very funny” and “kind of goofy” though.
There’s nothing wrong with being close to your sister–especially if you’re close in age. My sister and I are 11 months apart and we’ve been best friends since we were small. I know that them exchanging bathing suits grossed a lot of people out, but I can’t say I haven’t worn my sister’s bathing suit, socks, whatever at some point in time! Love you, Yesi!
Bless. Not talking about the normal sisterly closeness.
I have no idea. I’m totally stumped.
annalynne mccord…she loves her sister angel…
Bijou Phillips, who’s a known crack/methhead
Bijou does not touch crack or meth. Perhaps you are thinking of her sister, Mackenzie.
Indeed. Also, she’s a scientologist.
Ashlee Simspsson
Okay that was stupid no prime time show
Nicole Sullivan? The word goofy made me think of her and she’s gotten thin but is Jenny Craig spokeswoman. And she recently had a baby too I think so hope it’s not her.
Sorry I missed the part about the accident.
kelly osbourne is now on fashion police but i think sharon would kick her butt if she was behaving like this. eva longoria was in an accident recently but i’m sure this blind would mention the divorce. no other ideas on this one.
Eva Longoria, 3 sisters and she had a car wreck not to long ago…
Umm, perhaps the coke on the tp dispenser was from a different “user” of the same stall? The actress maybe saw the lines on the dispenser and snapped some pics to show to her friends? “Hey gals look what I just saw in the bathroom!” type of incident. Typical Ted garbage that he manages to twist to make himself look good and others look bad.
Interesting point! You’d make a great lawyer!
or publicist
I like this too!
Definitely COurtney COx
Daughter’s name is actually Coco. Company is Coquette productions.
too obvious for Ted.
BTW, Kaley DOES have a horse, apparently. “Falcon.” http://www.shape.com/lifestyle/entertainment-and-celebrities/in-the-saddle-with-kaley-cuoco
1) Falls are common. Like, the first thing you learn is “how to fall” (i.e. not on your head). 2) And as someone who has broken ribs in a fall and spent a week in the hospital, I’m gonna say that horse people pretty much know drugs/drinking and large animals don’t mix. Unless you’re a cowboy singing a country/western song.
So if this IS her, probably she didn’t snort and get on her horse. So… I dunno how else she broke her leg that involved coke. I’m inclined to believe a broken leg came from a legitimate sober horseback riding incident, and this is not her.
Kaley Cuoco
I’m in for Kaley Cuoco. C_oco? Big Bang Theory. Has lost a lot of weight and had that accident with the “horse” a little while back. Has a younger sister. Would hate to think this is her though
For arguments sake if she were drunk enough, the coke remnants might have been there before she entered the stall and she didn’t care enough to do anything about it.
Coco Crackhead does sound like Courtney Cox, I must say. She does have two sisters, and I did read about that accident- but wasn’t her daughter in the car?
Also, CC’s daughter’s name IS Coco…
Ashlee Simpson?
Sofia Vergara. My rationalization: sister Sandra, a model now entering showbiz. Also, she’s lost a ton of weight since the show premiered, which was so unnecessary.
I like that Kaley guess but does anyone notice how haggard Chelsea Handler looks I mean really she is like 33 or 34 and looks 50.
That’s what coke and booze does to you
Wow, I thought she WAS about 50.
Chelsea is actually beautiful in person. I’ve been to 3 tapings of her show, 2 times she signed my books. She doesn’t wear a lot of makeup, which makes her look haggard on tv.
Kaley Cuoco is a great guess! She fits all the clues down to the weird accident she had where she broke her leg. She’s young enough too for the comparison to Lindsey Lohan. I’ll go with her.
Kaley!
Definitely Julie Bowen from Modern Family. Soooo skinny now. Plus her recent appearance on Conan was so very spazzed out, hence the Coco Crackhead.
This may be a stretch because I can’t find any clues that fit besides the ridiculously skinny but what about Jennifer Carpenter from Dexter? She’s absolutely skeletal.
Going with Chelsea Handler.
Julliette Lewis
i think we have a winner.
-known druggie (Scientology helps you.. yeah right)
-she has a sister
-car crash
yep..
Is Juliette Lewis on a popular prime time show?
Ashley Simpson…waaay too skinny!
Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men
Another Scientologist.
Kaley Cuoco has a solid job on Big Bang Theory and was great on 8 Simple Rules before that….why would she want to be compared to LiLo when she’s got something solid? I don’t think it’s her, but I like the Sophia Vergara idea, but has she been in an accident recently?
I like the Lea Michele idea. She has become extremely thin. She almost missed her Glee audition to due a car accident. She’s trying very hard to become as famous as possible, and is young enough for the Lindsey reference.
You missed a HUGE clue. Lea is an only child. So all of the sister references in the BI rule her out.
Someone already said that Lea is an only child…