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Which A list star in the eyes of children everywhere just finished wrapping up a s*x tape that will be ‘accidentally released’ in the future? 446
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Miley Cyrus?
Sounds about right to me.
gross. she can take off all the clothes she wants. she’ll still be about as sexy as a gorilla.
OMG! Sexy as a gorilla! This is the best laugh I have had all day!!!
I second that!
Well, she could never fake it. She is a terrible actress!
“Wow! This sexual act is totally awesome! Way cool!”
Wait — you forgot to say that in Cy-rese:
“Like, wow! Like, this like, sexual act is like, totally awesome! Like, way cool!”
You need to pinch your nose shut to get the right vocal quality.
hahahaaaaa! I tried this, she is so damn nasaly.
Tom, you are right. That is more accurate. LOL!!!
yep.
There was a blind a few months ago about a teen making a sex tape to look more wild. everyone assumed it was a kid from cheeta girls, but maybe this is apart of it.
I agree with Miley, Ive met her and I wouldnt put it past her. she thinks shes untouchable and looking more adult could mean a bigger career. too bad that no one over 15 respects her or thinks she can act
the cheetah girls are all grown women in their mid-twenties lol
Remember that guess and the specific one I think we generally agreed upon was Adrienne Baillon (apologize for spelling but don’t care enough to look it up). I think she may actually be pushing 30…
My guess too
I really do not think Milly can be consider a “A list” star. I also notice that they didn’t refer to the a lister as being a teen, nor a women , so maybe it our a lister is a male .
Unfortunately Miley Cyrus is A list. Not for talent but name recognition. She acts, sings, had her TV show and has famous relatives. She also has tons of merchandise, to the level of Justin Beiber status so I can’t see her being anything but A-list.
“Which A list star in the eyes of children”
I though that meant something, is an A in childrens eyes but no necessarily on everyone else’s eyes (?)
Like it or not, she’s got A list name recognition. And I can’t imagine a sex tape benefiting a guy, except for Tommy Lee.
Today’s blind is sponsored by the letters M and C.
lol nice one
Hopefully her co-star isn’t her dad….
Damn it, Barney. I thought we talked about this!
lmfao
Omg-My warped mind with to Barney as well
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OMG: I can’t believe how big the purple head is!!
So wrong but LMAO.
Bwahahaha! Love it!
Probably Miley, but just for kicks: Barney & DJ Lance Rock. (Brings new meaning to Yo, Gabba, Gabba)
Then it would be called Yo, Grabba, Grabba. Yuck, I don’t to watch any s*x tape with DJ Lance!
Jenna Mulroney!
One of those guys from Blues Clues? Steve or the guy that replaced him. There was some scandal about one of them not too long ago.
If it’s Steve, I’d pay to watch it. I can’t see that, though. He’s getting up there and he’s been off the show for quite a while.
Me too (about seeing Steve). He turned really hot when he started making music a few years ago. Too bad he hasn’t been on the scene for a while.
The Yo Gabba Gabba guy?
One of the two guys from Blues Clues. YUK!
oh gross… i never let my daughter watch that! It figures, I’d do some crazy mess if I had to be around that stupid dog too..
Hey, don’t knock Blues Clues! I watched it when I was little and I turned out fine!
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sorry i dont have a guess, but the words kiddies and children make it sound like its someone whose audience is much younger than mileys. i know that kids love her, but a big part of her fanbase is tweens. this blind def sounds like its someone from a kids show.
Not to shoot down your idea since you may be right but I know several little kids age 7 and younger who loved Hannah Montana so I still think its considered a kids show. You have to be that age to appreciate the lame humor at least… or stoned.
I agree with Beans. This makes it sound as if this celebrity is ONLY known in the kiddies crowd(young kiddies at that.) Miley has fans among young children, but also with tweeners and teens. Plus, she has name recognition that basically all age levels recognize.
It has to be someone from Nick Jr or similar.
you dont have to be that young to appreciate the humor of hannah montana. im 28… not that i watch or anything…
Haha you’re right, that was a bit pompous of me… I’ve caught myself laughing a couple times as well…
Justin Bieber
Wonder what guy would be in the video with him?
kim kardashian is the guy ;D
Robert Pattinson
Dude, I wish
lol so do I
sign me up
The black guy from Yo Gabba Gabba
Ha ha! I was totally going to say Steve from Blue’s Clues. Can you imagine?? But now that everyone else is guessing Miley, I’m gonna have to get on that bandwagon. She seems so desperate to shed her Disney image. No quicker way to do it than with a sex tape! And hey, now that she’s 18 it won’t be considered kiddie porn.
Excuse me while I go throw up.
Miley…such a skank!!!
Dora! Cha, i say Miley that hose
i guess its a money saver for when billy ray spends all her money on hair products
I will never understand why anyone thinks this is a good career move.
It made Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton household names. It didn’t hurt Pam Anderson’s career any, either. These days, if you’re relatively famous, it’s probably a more worthwhile career move than getting a degree. Very, very sad, but true.
it worked for Kim K. which is also why I am so sad our society… lol
It’s sad that this is Miley Cyrus. I suspect it will be released right before her new movie in April.
Demi Lovato or the iCarly girl.
The first person I thought of where it says “A-list in the eyes of children” was Miranda Cosgrove. Kids go apesh*t over iCarly so she is definitely A-list for that demo, but she is clearly not anywhere near A-list in Hollywood terms.
Actually the same goes for pretty much anyone on that show, but I think MC probably has more to gain from it.
I really hope it’s not Miranda, but it seems that all kid actors feel like they have to all of a sudden be seen as edgy to progress in their careers a la Miley and Lohan.
Could it be Victoria Justice? She strikes me as an ego-centric type who would do anything to move forward.
The item suggests the video will be released by the star and his/her handlers as a career move. This pretty much rules out Miley. Sure, she’s getting older and her work is trending a little edgier. But, she’s going to stay in the “teen-tertainment” biz for the forseeable future. She still has several years left that she can milk the teen/tween crowd for tons of cash.
Releasing a sex tape would alienate a huge portion of her main market. It would be career suicide.
No way in the fiery blazes of HELL this is Miley Cyrus.
Also most sex tapes have come from celebs needing money.
So I guess that whole smoking a bong thing was okay? Miley has already posed in provocative pictures…small leap to a sex tape.
Please god, let it be Steven Burns.
Wow…okay…so that guy IS looking pretty damn hawt these days. Well, well. Ain’t no thang-he’s the same age as my boyfriend. I’m game. Er…ahem.
Miley is not an innocent virgin?!
*gasping for air*
I don’t have a guess, but i can’t see how it would be Miley for the simple reason that she is already a household name with movie and music success (whether you like her or not.) What would be the point/advantage? It has to be someone with less cache.
Zac Efron?
It cannot be Steve Burns (why??? he hasn’t been on Blues Clues in years and years) or Rob Pattinson or any other MAN. Say what you want, but men don’t stoop so low or desperate to put out a sex tape to promote themselves. And the women that do, well, they’re in the public eye but they don’t actually have any talent. … So I say it’s a female, low class of course, a second banana on a kiddy show, not an actual ‘celebrity’ like MC.
While its definitely not as common, I don’t think that its impossible for a man to do that. I wouldn’t put it past Spencer Pratt or that one guy who proposed to Snooki via magazine cover…
They still run the Steve reruns on Nick all the time. LIttle kids definitely know who Steve is.
And are you freaking kidding? Men don’t put out sex tapes to promote themselves?
How about “One Night in Paris?” Paris Hilton didn’t need the attention from that, what’s his nuts did.
How about Dustin Diamond?
Fred Durst?
Ray-J sold the sex tape, not Kim.
Vince Neil?
Kid Rock, and Scott Stapp?
Verne Troyer?
Not to mention there aren’t a ton of second banana A-list celebrity kiddy show women.
I stand corrected!
But I still think this is a woman, a low-class woman who is desperate for attention – maybe because the show she’s on is over, or ending.
Not Miley she is already A list, she doesnt need a sex tape, no way it´s her. Probably someone who is less famous. This person is only A list in the world of children, like it or not Miley is really famous deff A list in name recognition, Steven from Blues clues is a good guess, besides I used to have a huge crush on him so I hope this is true lol
Miley will release her sex tape the moments all of her new movies bombed so hard
Dora the explorer does Dallas!
that’d explain why she’s always after that map…
go diego go – oh that’s soo wrong.
People, People. Its Hip Hop Harry! He filmed a threeway between himself and the Bananas in Pajamas. And, I heard Capt Kangaroo filmed it. True story.
“A list star in the eyes of Children everywhere….” My money is on Santa, with a New Year’s Eve release!
LMAO
Oh surely Dorothy the Dinosaur and Wags the Dog haven’t been getting up to any naughty business!
A gay sex tape wouldn’t shed Tinky Winky’s image. I’ve been thinking he was “funny” since I was 7.
Spongebob – how could you?!?
My vote is for Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy from In the Night Garden, although now I think about it those Tombliboos are ALWAYS losing their pants . . .
Hilary Duff
A s*x tape ?
That’s soooooo Raven
Bert and Ernie FTW
I hope it’s Taylor Momsen! That tyke’s such an exhibitionist that sex tapes seem a natural progression once she turns eighteen.