EOnline – Turns out Blind Vice vixen Priscilla Desert isn’t as trampy as some of you think. Sure, she hasn’t exactly kept the best male company (much to the dismay and spin control of her team) but don’t you dare label her slutty by association! You wanna know why? Yes, Priscilla Desert is… Still a virgin! (Pals close to Priscilla let this slip after a few too many cocktails, so the apple doesn’t fall far from her friends!). Now, to those of you who don’t live in Hollywood where practically everyone keeps a legs wide open policy, this may not seem shocking for a girl of her age. But it is. It really is. Especially because other chicks who grew up in the spotlight like Me-Me Dallas or Darla Jones certainly cannot say the same. Humping in trailers is so not P.D.’s thang. Now Pris’s bearding to Parrish Maguire makes a little more sense. Fauxmance’s always serve a purpose, but since she isn’t getting it anywhere else of course she doesn’t mind the PR sham. Being attached to hotties in this business benefits her too, ya know. Guess that also tells us that despite the fact Miss P throws ‘em back, she never gets too out of control to lose track of her clothes. We find this very respectable! And way cute. Guess her good girl image isn’t totally a sham. Now ditch the losers honey and find real love that you say you desperately want! Here’s hoping that once you get a taste of something good (we mean true love people, duh), you never go back to bearding.
And It Ain’t: Blake Lively, Nikki Reed, Emily Osment.
Taylor Swift.
Nailed it.
Pun intended.
Exactly who I thought of as well. lol
Maybe that’s why the John Mayer thing went no further?? She wouldn’t give it up, nor should she at least to that pervert.
First and only person that what comes to mind. We have us a winner.
Yep. SOLVED!
Cute and sweet in today’s world. I wish she’d actually come out and admit it. Maybe it’d inspire a few fans?
More likely inspire a bunch of people to talk about her sex life more than ever.
Yup! Sounds about perfect, and Im guessing that Me-Me Dallas is Lean Rimes right? any idea who Darla Jones is? Who else grew up in the country music biz and is a total slut?
Done and done.
Can we all just agree that Priscilla is Taylor Swift and Parrish is Taylor Lautner and be done with guessing?
Taylor is supposedly seeing Jake “Toothy Tile” Gylenhall these days. that lines up perfectly with this blind.
yup
I gotta guess Taylor Swift. Especially since her friends were drinking one too many “cocktails”, it can’t be someone too young.
Taylor Swift?
thanks for the fun BG.
Love ya
Right back atcha, Peach! Love, BG
Yes! Taylor! Bearding for the jonas brother and possibly taylor lautner, and unsavory-john mayer
And don’t forget Jack GAYllenhal…
*Jake, my bad.
Taylor Swift ftw!
Agreed!!! The songs she writes are so sweet & innocent. Dealing w/a young gal’s broken heart & prince charming dreams. No wonder John Mayer broke her heart, that pig! He dumped her when she wouldn’t give it up!!
Better to be dumped BY Mayer than be dumped ON by Mayer. Just sayin’.
Win.
zing.
LOL so true.
LALALALA!!! I can’t hear you!
But I agree.
I believe this is the post of the weekend, if not this week!
If there is a BG Comment Hall of Fame, this would certainly qualify.
Wahahahaha!
Like
ditto! you’ve just made my day, week, year…
Yes!
That is a great one!
LOL. John will be reading and he will not be happy.
High 5!
Taylor Swift
Hm, wonder what happened when she was dating John Mayer.
Well, if the rumors about Mayer’s predilections are true, Swift could have maintained technical virginity.
To some people, back door doesn’t count. Maybe that is what happened?
Thank you – you just made me really like Taylor Swift!!
Proven at another site to be Taylor Swift.
Do you remember which site it was?
Yes, but apparently BG won’t let me tell you.
And Me Me is Miley, Darla is Selena.
One minute Ted said Swift is slutty girl who opened her legs to any guys she dated, now he backtracked said she’s virgin, bet his items about Selena isn’t true either, what an honorable way to ruin innocent girl reputation.
Funny how wrong Ted was about Demi said she’s good girl.
Totally Tay-Tay. BTW, jonesing, your comment made my day.
“Dear John
I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should’ve known.
It was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.
My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don’t understand
And I’ll look back in regret
I ignored what they said ‘Run as fast as you can.”
so based on these lyrics, my question is – did she or didn’t she?
Maybe he seriously pressured her and played some mind games with her, but she was able to leave and cried all the way home. I hope she was able to leave unscathed…
Good for her!!!! go taylor lol
I already knew that about Taylor. You can kinda tell.
agreed
So, clearly Priscilla is Taylor Swift…but does this mean Jake is Parish? Isn’t he suppose to be Toothy Tile?
parrish is taylor lautner.
Agree wtih Beans345, Parrish was introduced when Taylor was “dating” the other Taylor.
So John Mayer didn’t “mess” with her, right?
My blurt was Renee Zelwegger…and then I read everyone else’s posts…so now I have doubt..
If you read some off the other blind vices involving Priscilla Dessert, there were plenty of clues leading to Taylor. Thats why everyone is assuming it’s her so quickly. Also it references Me-Me Dallas and Darla Jones who are Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, and they are in Taylors age range.
I always find Teds blinds sort of annoying because I find I always have to go back and read all of the blinds involving a certain blind vice in order to get the answer.
Haha if she were younger, I’d agree with this since she certainly is a professional beard.
what about zac’s girlfriend what’s her name?
Just to be different, Taylor Momsen. She tries so hard to be a tramp.
Julianne Hough, different beard
Vanessa Hudgens
I still think she had sex with Mayer. Her friends prob just don’t know.
Not Taylor-she gave it up for douchebag.
“Turns out Blind Vice vixen Priscilla Desert isn’t as trampy as some of you think” < Swift is not considered trampy whatsoever, regardless of recent Mayer thing. She's considered the good girl compared to Miley and others. "Sure, she hasn’t exactly kept the best male company" the blind says that her PR team has had a time of it in trying to control and spin. Apart from John, she hasn't been linked to any bad boys per say.
not sold on it being country curls…
The name of this BV seems to come from the fantastico “the Adventures of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert.”
I don’t know if he writes blinds this way, but thought it was worth a look.
Any possible connection to drag queens for this one?
I just get tired listening to Taylor being named for every BV that has to do with the “good girl.”
this all rests on priscilla being honest with her friends.
I live in a small town with a large Uni, and apparently TS’s bff goes to school here. There was once an article about them in the paper because Taylor had been here for a week hanging out with her bff, going to class etc. Being “normal” with her normal friend. I could see normal friends being less wary of talking about things, blurting out something like this.
Whoever it is…..she won’t be for very long if she’s apart of the Hollyweird crowd.
I thought of Taylor Swift. If this is true, whoever she gives it up to finally is probably going to have a 3 disc cd written about them.
Meant to say “3 disc SET”……”3 disc cd” is redundant, not to mention an impossibility lol
Maybe Demi Lovato? But yes, Taylor Swift is the best match now.
Lol, no, Demi already did it with lots of her junkie boyfriends while being stone out of her mind, that’s why she ended up in rehab now
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I actually thought this was about Selena Gomez. Is it confirmed that she is Darla Jones?