PopBitch – Girls’ Gone Wild sleazeball, Joe Francis, got hitched at his house in Mexico this weekend, with a celebrity-filled party. One of the guests told us that there wasn’t any shortage of top quality c*caine around as another guest, who only travels by private jet, brought a huge bag full. The private jet lover is a top Hollywood agent whose client list includes two A-list actresses known for their extreme thinness and controversial love-lives. Wonder if this is why he’s so popular.
Agent:
Actress 1:
Actress 2:
Agent: Kevin Huvane, cochair of Hollywood talent agency CAA, officiated the union.
Actress 1: Jessica Alba
Actress 2: ???
huvane represents Nicole Kidman, Sarah Jessica Parker, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock…and his brother stephen huvane reps anne hathaway and gwenyth paltrow.
Jessica Alba is not repped by Kevin Huvane.
actress 2 is Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Alba is not A-list is she?
Other than in her own mind, no she is not.
Agent: Todd Shemarya
Actress 1: Angelina Jolie
Actress 2: ? (I know he represents Jennifer Aniston too, but I don’t find her extremely thin)
Agent: Geyer Kosinski
Actresses: Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman
I agree with SouthJerseyGirl that the agent is Kevin Huvane. For the actresses: Either Renee Zellweger, Jennifer Aniston, and/or Kate Hudson?
I’m probably wrong but my guesses are
Actress 1: Angelina Jolie
Actress 2: Kate Hudson
I read a guest list somewhere, and Huvane was there. Didn’t mark him for a coke freak though – too bad if it’s true.
agent-kevin huvane
actress 1-SJP
actress 2-Kate Hudson
How come I wasn’t invited?
You probably didn’t him your tatas or sloppily make out with another blacked-out girl.
def kevin huvane…he “officiated”…after looking at his client list(yes, im bored)…im gonna say cameron diaz. i could say jen aniston…not jumping on the bandwagon..it just sorta fits…not sure if she was there though…
The item doesn’t say the actresses were in attendance, just that they are represented by this agent.
i know that..but i checked out who his clients were and tried to cross reference as to who was there…
Definitely Kevin. http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/cheryl_tiegs_and_lance_bass_dangerous_4tgvEAcOVvIwWk8TIqkKkL
Maybe this was one of the requirements for the “White Party” on Friday?
the most disturbing part of that article is that the momma kardashian brought her underage daughters to joe francis’s wedding. wow. just wow.
Gotta get those little girls out there on the ho’ stroll EARLY! Time’s a’wasting!
seriously, there is just no reason for a 14 year old to go to a joe francis wedding. they couldnt stay with relatives?
you miss the point. they can’t earn the green if they’re at Aunt Sally (unless Mama K makes the call…).
you obviously have no idea just how loathesome these people are.
Kim K said in some interview that when she decided to become famous, she and her mom came up with a list of what she wanted to accomplish AND SHE HAS DONE EVERYTHING SHE SET OUT TO DO.
i leave it to you to decide which activities a mother would want for her daughter (videos, nude layouts – everything a woman dreams of for her little princess).
you start them early, baby.
Oh my, I laugh but unfortunately you are dead-on!
geez this woman has exceptional judgment (not)
My thoughts exactly!
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@ Rob,
thanks for that link, LOL
why in the heck was Cherly Tiegs even attending, hilarious!!!
I’m going with Kevin and the coke heads he reps.
So I am a little confused as to why he’s bothering with the civil ceremony. He obviously doesn’t want to be legally married. I wondered if this was a compromise. In any case, ewwww! Legal or civil, another human being wanted to be hitched to Douche of the century.
agent-kevin huvane
actress 1-Gwyneth Paltrow
actress 2-Anne Hathaway
Like Bibi’s guess. Both actresses have a rep as powder lovers.
I wonder, does processed coke count as organic?
“Extreme thinness”: Renee Zellweger and Renee Zellweger. Even two of her doesn’t make a whole person.
+1
Did anyone else think that Joe Francis looks like Steven Cojocaru in that picture?
Joe Francis’ teeth terrify me. Why does he seem to have twice as many teeth as a normal person?
I’ve personally always thought he resembled a shark-with the rows of teeth that just keep moving forward.
“The better to bleed you with, my dear….” *shudders*
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