The Perp: Judas Jack-Off
Primary Vice: Closeted actor
Blind Bio: If Judas Jack-Off weren’t so damn good looking there’s no way he’d be able to get away with the total a-hole crap he pulls. Like calling off his overseas wedding to his BF Dashed Dingle-Dream to shack up with his latest costar/beard (at his people’s request, natch). But just because he dumped poor DDO doesn’t mean JJO has stopped trying to get some on-the-side action from his former fiancé.
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One Daringly Domesticated Blind Vice
And It Ain’t:
Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Kitsch