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The Perp: Judas Jack-Off
Primary Vice: Closeted actor
Blind Bio: If Judas Jack-Off weren’t so damn good looking there’s no way he’d be able to get away with the total a-hole crap he pulls. Like calling off his overseas wedding to his BF Dashed Dingle-Dream to shack up with his latest costar/beard (at his people’s request, natch). But just because he dumped poor DDO doesn’t mean JJO has stopped trying to get some on-the-side action from his former fiancé.
Starred In:
Another Gay Hunk Bites the Dust
Judas Jerks It Again!
One Daringly Domesticated Blind Vice
And It Ain’t:
Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Kitsch
Why can’t Ted use words from the English language in an order we can all understand?
My head hurts trying to translate.
I thought Hayden Christensen was Judas.
so did I, isn’t he hayden?
It’s one of the Supernatural guys, with the other being Judas’ erstwhile boyfriend Dashed Dingle-Dream. We just don’t know which one it is. The first two Judas BVs implied that it was Padalecki, but the later ones shift the suspicions to Ackles. Since Ted’s been providing new BVs with his archives, we should get more indication on who’s who.
jim caviezel?
I don’t understand what is being said
lol
I’ll try and translate this from Ted-speak to English for those interested.
Judas Jack Off is a closeted, good looking actor whose looks help him get away with a lot of BS. Like, for example, calling off an overseas wedding to his boyfriend, another vice named Dashed Dingle-Dream. Judas called off the wedding so that he could hook up with his female costar (and beard) at the request of his people. Even though Judas dumped Dashed, Judas still tries to get some action from his former fiance.
Hope this helps. =]
Ha!, I love it, thanks
Thank you for that. I don’t translate gibberish well at all!
James Franco.
I’m probably not right, but I remember the interview where Franco talks about j*ing-off alot and he’s notoriously elusive about his sexuality.
James is Crotch-Uh-Lastic
Ohhhhh. I thought he was probably the subject of another blind, I just couldn’t remember which one.
Hello All,
I have a question about this blind. Couple months ago, these two people were suspected to have gotten married to two women. Why is it in this blind JJO partner is not referred to as wife but co-star beard if Ted has already said JJO is married? Is this blind saying JJO is not married because if it is, it can’t be Padalecki who is married to Cortese?
i found that confusing as well. i think ted’s just trying to be elusive here, by not referring to the beard as a wife-beard. maybe he thought that would make the blind too obvious?
ted is an elusive creature
“A Question Wrapped in a Riddle Wrapped in an Enigma Wrapped in a Thesaurus He Can’t Really Use Properly: The Ted Casablanca Story”, coming this summer to HBO…
LMAO
Tom Hardy and his costar Charlotte Riley?
That sounds like a good guess.
Thanks for these summaries!
In looking at this summary, it changes who I thought it may have been. I don’t remember seeing the ‘shack up with latest costar/beard’ clue in any of the posts. I thought it was Hayden Christensen, but that clue shifts my suspicion to Jared Padalecki.
George Cloonehy
Wow colour me confused! I always thought JJO and DDD were Jared and Jensen. However there’s no mention of wives here, they’re both married. Could he be purposely leaving the term out as neither are truly married? Maybe more of a contractual agreement a la TomKat?
If Ted mentions wives now, after not having used them in regard to JJO and DDD for the past year and a half, it’d be a dead giveaway.
Ah, my bad. I thought he had. Thanks.
Jus throwing out Justin Kirks name, Not sure thou. lol
Did any one else check this out on eonline….
“Dear Ted:
How would you say Judas Jack-Off compares to an actor like Michael C. Hall?
—Sadie, Vancouver
Dear Dex-Off:
He seems a bit shrimpier than MCH. But I think they have some things in common. Like costars.”
Julie Benz has costarred with MCH and on Supernatural with both Jared and Jensen…
Called off his European wedding…
Paul Wesley?
I haven’t heard of it being called off (yet) but last I checked he was engaged to Torrey Devito.
The marriage was going to be between Judas and Dashed, not either or them and their respective beards. Two men, not a man and a woman.