LaineyGossip – It is always c*caine. Whenever she’s booked for something, whenever she’s scheduled to be somewhere, whenever she has to be on, or off, or pretty much standing these days, she needs a bump first, and the lowlies are required to procure her some, which she’ll eventually chase with hard liquor, a habit she’s become quite famous for. Up until now she’s been able to manage herself quite well. “She’s always been a functioning drug user and drinker, she always gets her sh*t done.” But now that sh*t is turning nasty. It shows up on the side job, ugly, revealing, personal rants that go too long and elicit only embarrassment. Or it shows up as the bitch with her hand between her legs and her tongue stuck in the ear of some leering d*ckhead whose name she can’t remember the next day. And her people aren’t doing anything about it. Because, frankly, “this is part of her image, it’s not like (she) ever pretended she never partied. When she talks about partying, everyone gets a cheque”. Enablers notwithstanding, it’s taking those who really care about her longer to notice. In her case, then, I guess it’s the exact opposite of the child employees: they f*ck up because they’re not allowed to, she f*cks up because she’s encouraged to. Either way it’s becoming a serious problem, exacerbated by the fact that she was recently dumped by a dude who could no longer handle her lifestyle and then immediately moved on to a wholesome new broad 10 years younger.
Courtney Love?
Amy Winehouse anyone?
“It shows up on the side job, ugly, revealing, personal rants that go too long and elicit only embarrassment.”
Chelsea’s Stand-up tour.
I thought the exact same thing. Especially after last nites show with Jo Koi.
This IS CHELSEA HANDLER.
BAM! Agreed!
Sounds like it could be her alright, but I can’t find any comments about Dave Salmoni dating someone younger and more wholesome…
now she is going out with fifty, that just adds to her problems.
thank god today is my earthday
Totally agreed. Look at how carefully Lainey avoids using the word “handler” (substituting euphemisms like “lowlies” “managers” “people” and “enablers”) until the very last sentence (“he could no longer handle her lifestyle”). That’s a pretty big clue that it’s Chelsea. Her latest book and her entire persona are all about the vodka-soaked wit, so it makes sense that her team would support her wild ways. Who else is making money from being an avowed partier?
“she talks about partying and everyone gets a cheque”…she has an endorsement deal with Belvedere vodka.
RATS!! This is so Chelsea I love her…ugh Chelsea stop!! WAIT!! Was the zoo guy she was dating 10 years younger? idk
Actually, the blind says *the boyfriend* is now dating someone 10 years younger than her (Chelsea). Nothing about his age is mentioned. It could be in reference to either Dave Salmoni or the network honcho who dumped her – anyone know if either of them has rebounded with a dewy young thing?
I love Chelsea too! Come on, Chels, get it together!
Lainey never says who the Blind Riddle is about, but she gives you clues thruout her blog. In a post today about a movie starring Reese W. Lainey wrote
“Reese is getting another co-star. Deadline just announced yesterday that Chelsea Handler is joining the cast to play Reese’s best friend. Oh well now that offscreen chemistry will be one to watch. You know Reese is about as square as it gets in Hollywood. And Chelsea… is not. Church together on Sundays? Unlikely, though it’s certainly preferable to f-cking around with 50 Cent.”
Chelsea Handler looks so beat up and old, she should be playing Reese’s mother!
This is so obviously her!! Maybe she really is the age she says and the coke is what makes her look older…
And the “booked for” is her being booked to host the VMAs, and comedy tour appearances. If it were an actress, they’d probably say “cast in” rather than booked.
And she has a book out right now.
Kayla, in person she’s gorgeous. I told her the first time I saw her how beautiful she is. She doesn’t wear a lot of makeup, so on tv she looks kinda washed out.
First person I thought of also!!
I dunno why but Mischa came to mind.
Lindsay or Paris…
10 years younger than Lilo would be highly illegal
I missed that part.
Paris Hilton came to mind but is she dating someone 10 years younger?
cheque is probably a hint? where do they use that spelling..england? france?
maybe kate moss?
Lainey is Canadian.
yep, we use it in canada
Totally Chelsea Handler
Agree!
Jennifer Aniston
LOL!
Broad as in a woman?? BTW The Animal Planet guy she started dating next is the same age as her and so is 50 Cent…the blind didn’t say “this is NOT Chelsea” so idk…it could be her.
OOOH I see…the BOYFRIEND is dating someone new…in the Rolling Stone with the Mad Men characters on the cover she talks about using..man Chelsea get it together. We don’t want a tragedy.
The way checque is spelled this must be British?
Man, I *am* British and I misspelt cheque!!!
Lainey is Canadian, and we spell “cheque” the British way here, too. 100% sure the spelling is not a clue.
As do any other country in the [English speaking] Commenwealth. Australia, NZ etc.
re: cheque spelling – lainey is canadian and that’s how we (canadians) spell cheque. i highly doubt it is a nod or clue to the brits.
Aeduko – that’s the way we spell cheque in Canada – Lainey is Canadian
My first time seeing Chelsea was the VMAs and I remember saying at the beginning of the show – something like – “I’m not drunk, but I’m really high”. Immediately I thought she was on blow.
That was my first time seeing her too and she was AWFUL. I really don’t get her appeal.
Chris, the coke addict isn’t dating someone 10 years younger, the ex-boyfriend is.
The ex that dumped her started dating someone 10 years younger. Not her.
Oh, and I agree it’s Handler –
When she talks about partying, everyone gets a cheque” (Whenever her books sell everyone gets paid – one of her books being called “Hi Vodka, are you there, it’s me Chelsea” or some shiz)
The word “cheque” is part of a quote, perhaps indicating that Lainey’s source is British (or Canadian, or…).
Does Chelsea have any associates that it might apply to?
Sadly, I think it’s Chelsea.
I watch her show every night (and I’ve been to a few tapings), and she has said she likes cocaine. She does party a lot. But, I must say her shows are all taped live. There’s no second takes and during the commercial breaks, she comes out and signs books (I have 2 of my books signed by her).
So, saying this, I don’t think she toots before her show since she seems kinda normal and funny then.
I hope it’s not her, although the clues seem to point to her.
Oh this makes me sad, I love Chelsea. But I can totally see it.
Does that one bump refer to an 8-ball?
um no. a bump is a little bump of cocaine, literally.
Um, an 8-ball is 2.5 grams of coke. When you’re into coke that much, the bumps get bigger and bigger and bigger.
i think she means bump as in off a key or the web of your hand. kinda hard to fit 2.5g’s on a key.
FYI an eight ball is 3 1/2 grams of coke. Icydk
I’m thinking Chelsea too but thought I’d throw Ke$ha in there because she is always going on about brushing her teeth with Jack.
I get the impression that Kesha’s image is way exaggerated and she’s not nearly as wild as she wants us to think.
I totally thought of Kesha first…hadn’t thought of Chelsea until I read the comments, but now reading it with her in mind, it really seems like Chelsea. She fits all of the clues.
It def does seem like chelsea handler. The comment about rants on the side job would be her stand up, which having seen firsthand can be somewhat jumbled @ times. Sucks cause I really like her.
Ted Harbert is the CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group (separate division from Comcast Cable Communications). He is the ex-boyfriend of Chelsea Handler, who then had a walk on the “wild” side with an Animal Planet boyfriend 10 years younger. I can’t find Ted’s new girlfriend, though, that would seal this one for me.
I can’t believe Coke is still such a big thang.
what? really??? ha maybe the conservative media doesn’t talk about it?
likewise, I continue to be surprised that people still use it; it’s a tacky drug with a terrible quality high.
im even more surprised that people get mega addicted to it. its fun for a night, occasionally, and even thats a maybe.
Obviously what you’re getting isn’t very good quality.
It’s just so 80s.
Chelsea Handler or Kate Moss.
Ke$ha just to be different
She’s a user an abuser and she’ll get what she deserves in the long run.
Good riddance! I dislike Chelsea so.
Can’t wait for the inevitable crash & burn!
I thought it was Paris.
Kate Moss
Avril Lavigne just to be different……
This has to be Paris
Sadly, I think this is my beloved Chelsea, for all of the reason stated above. I hope she gets it together!
Amy Winehouse – it’s a Brit blind and Kate Moss is still with her other half…
I like Chelsea’s show like a lot of you and thought that that her odd act was just that an “act”. If she is doing cocaine then no wonder she acts so pecuilar (which I like). She was on Larry King a few months ago and I noticed she seemed much more serious and cerebral then usual. I mean I can tell she’s intelligent but she wasn’t the funny Chelsea I’m used to.
Chelsea handler with 10 year youger 50cent
Chelsea! and this will provide material for her next book.
I thought Mr. Cent rapped for the other team.
kim kardashian
Yeah, it’s Chelsea and no worries, she’s not doing the deed with 50, he does rap for the other team…the only “business proposition” she is working with him on is how to get more coke.
Wow I watch Chelsea every night and I think for all the partying she talks about she does have a damn good work ethic. Never misses a show and is always “on”. Things I can’t do when hungover. Maybe the coke helps with that. Very sad if it is her. And yes coke is soooo 80′s. My hairdresser said “if you lived through it the first time around you are too old for it this time around” and I was a big dabbler in the 80′s so just can’t fathom the allure of it now. But these peeps are all in their 20′s and 30′s who are doing it so they need to live through it I suppose.
I concur on the Chelsea handler postulate. I bet her & “fif” do lines off each others buttcracks hehe oh & @LiberalMediaIsCorrupt an 8ball of some good ole snow flake is equal to 3.5 grams as is any 1/8th for that matter. Get your math straight
I just noticed that the pic looks alot like Kelly Ripa. I doubt the blind is about her though.
Lady Gaga?? In her Vanity Fair article she spoke about how she snorts cocaine recreationally.