BlindGossip – He is an actor who has been called one of the hottest men in the world. However, she is less than thrilled with the relationship. He has a problem in the bedroom. Even the little blue pill doesn’t work. She calls him “The Limp Noodle” or “Mr. Noodle” behind his back. Frustrated, but reluctant to leave him because being part of a celebrity couple has its perks, she has resorted to seeing an old boyfriend on the sly to satisfy her carnal needs.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes??
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart.
George Clooney and girlfriend Krista Allen
Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr?
i immedietly thought of george clooney, the ladies don’t seem to stick with him
Leonardo DiCaprio
George Clooney. He dates “non-celebs” so of course they hang on. But why ruin a good thing by cheating on George Clooney? I mean he’s George Clooney!
Mommy?
Harrison ford and Calista because there yet was papers about his use of viagra!
Brad and Angie
Looking at the People Mag list, I have two guess, either Harrison and Clarista, but she is already a “celeb” by her own right. More likely would be Johnny Depp
Not Nic Cage, definitely not one of the hottest men; anywhere. Plus too drunk to take Viagra
harrison ford and calista are good…….
but i also think carmen zeta- jones… and her mr noodle.
matthew mcconaghey
brad and angie. he’s meant to be hung like a hamster so ive heard
Don’t think angelina would stay with anyone who wasn’t up to scratch in the bedroom dept. Could be clooney-from what i’ve heard he’s into some pretty freaky stuff so he probably can’t get it up for anything ‘normal’
Leonardo Dicaprio, or Orlando Bloom..both are with girls that need the guys celebrity status…Angie would be fine without Brad,and Clooney is single. My bets on Leo…pasty,bloated,smokes…bad in bed.
# Suri Says:
November 12th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Mommy?
LOL!!!
Warren Beatty & Annette Bening.
Ashton/Demi
this screams Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan!!!
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas. He was once considered hot. It didn’t say he is currently hot.
tom and katie? because we all know tom is a cute little butt pirate.
and where/how could katie afford the nice clothes for suri if it weren’t for him?
I’d say Brangelina…Im sure they admitted she was artificially inseminated and thats how she got pregnant. Its a shame he cant do it himself…he so hot
Phil – they laughed at the rumors she was artifically imseminated
The woman is someone who needs the male’s celebrity status.
Clooney, McConaghey, DiCaprio are the best guesses I’d say
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis ; )
All of the above.
Bloom and Kerr
Daniel Craig and Satsuki Mitchell
It isn’t Brad Pitt or George Clooney and I doubt it’s Tom Cruise because they’ve all been called ‘THE’ hottest man in the world, not ‘one of’.