BuzzFoto – This Blind comes from the archives and happened about three years ago. This aging country singer, living on the East coast must have been feeling lonely when a group of male missionaries came to her door. She invited them in and let them share their message and then she left the room and came back wearing only a towel. She offered them something to drink and invited them to swim in her pool, somehow letting the towel fall to the floor. The shocked missionaries got an eyeful and the scare of their lives and did their best to leave and make their way out of her house and gates. Needless to say, we’re sure they never returned. 376
Dolly Parton?
Dolly lives in Tennessee and Los Angeles, so it can’t be her, unless BF considers landlocked TN to be “East Coast”.
Doesn’t Loretta Lynn also live in TN?
If was “last year” could have been Dolly when working on 9 to 5 musical BUT 3 years ago lets her off
Reba. Wasn’t she on Broadway not too long ago?
TOO long ago
have no clue who it is but that is a great way to get rid of them
too funny!
Didn’t you ever answer the door naked when the Jehovah Witnesses come by? That gets rid of them
or at least flirt with them! works every time!
It doesn’t work with Mormons. They are unimaginably polite and cheerful.
thanks Sean <3
Gee “east coast” = NH down to FLA…..that narrows it?
I think you forgot Maine. : )
Shame it is a female country singer…if the towel dropper was male I would have some guesses
Do tell.
Let us just say that a few of the C&W stars that are over the top “trucker macho” may have gotten their styling tips from trucker rest stops according to rumors….allegedly
crystal gale, linda ronstadt(sorry if i spelled that wrong)???????
Tenn and Ca ,,,neither are “east coast”
wouldn’t it be GREAT if it was KD Lang?
I don’t know where Lorrie Morgan lives now, but she had quite the reputation around Nashville. If she is East Coast now, she would be my guess.
What about Tanya Tucker? This wouldn’t surprise me, not sure where she’s living.
My thought, too!
My first guess too!
Totally bat-poop crazy Tanya!!
This sounds like Lorrie Morgan or Tanya Tucker.
Shania?
Emmylou Harris? Wikipedia says she has lived in Maryland and DC.
No guess, but this also works for Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Jus’ sayin’.
LOL! Love it!
That and coming to the door with a knife with fake blood on it and telling them that you’re “really busy”. Had a friend do this when we saw the Mormons canvassing.
Or you could do what a friend of mine does: Invite them in and try to convert then to atheism.
I’m going to suggest he add the dropped towel to his routine.
i just ask them, “can i talk to you about my lord satan?”
joke
is Dottie West still alive? Sounds like her. My sister did a play with her back in the day and trust me when I say, this sounds just like something she would have done.
never mind, she passed in 91′
Mindy McCready…
IF mid 30′s is considered “aging” in the Country Music Biz.
Good way to get rid of unwanted missionaries!
I’d say Mindy McCready because she’s a mess and was for a while – and she lived in Florida. But I’m not sure if she could afford a home with a pool.
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Welcome Nom! Love, BG
Mindy McCrackhead. (Aside: swear to god same thing happened to me in college. Answered the door in booty shorts and a sports bra, thinking it was my bf’s across the hall. Nope. Two mormons a’preaching. Watching them avoid eye contact was beyond priceless