CDAN – This former B list comedy actor and now a C on a good day was at a party with some actresses from a foreign country. He went up to one and started giving her a line about how he could help her career and basically hitting on her nonstop. The actress, a B+ television star in England told our actor that if he was her best hope for breaking into America that she would quit the business. She also told him how much she made the year before which is about four times what our loser actor earned.
Actor
Actress (I know it is hard. She did do the show that everyone in England does)

Did the show that everyone does? I’m confused. Does that mean a soap, or Strictly, or an extra clue to say they have been on a chatshow like Jonathan Ross?
Kelly Brook is in America just now, but she isn’t really an actress
David Spade?
The show in England that everybody does – could it be Coronation Street??
is josh hartnett still hanging out in England much?
The show that every Brit actor does is Casualty (poor man’s ER). Can’t think of the actress though – quite gobby though – good for her!!!
lacey turner for the actress?
Jim Carrey?
David Schwimmer?
male: any male comedian in America
female: every female actress in UK.
show: East Enders or Cornonation St.
Don’t forget Midsomer, Poirot, Marple or any other BBC/ITV staples.
But East Enders or Cornonation St. are great guesses.