This B list actor used to be an A list action hero. He was at a costume party with a date that everyone assumed to be his girlfriend. The girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous. However, since the date was wearing a mask of Sue Storm from Fantastic Four, no one was actually be sure if it was his girlfriend. Throughout the night the pair spent more and more time groping and kissing in a corner and on a couch, and less and less time mingling. It was during one of these makeout groping sessions later in the evening that the mask slipped off the date’s face and it was discovered our action star’s date was actually another guy.
Editor’s Note: This is a rewrite of a CDAN item.
Tobey Maguire
Tobey Maguire’s g/f is not famous…
Maybe Val Kilmer? Dean Cain?
what about Chris Evans? he played Johnny Storm in Fantastic Four.
brandon routh perhaps?
Vin Diesel
It cant be tobey Mcguire…he is MARRIED!!!
paul walker? heard he liked boys…
Vin diesel and his new girlfriend who is a guy!
Didn’t Vin Diesel just have a baby with his gf? Okay I googled it and here are the basics:
“Vin Diesel and Paloma Jimenez’s baby girl was born on April 2, 2008. Details on the name and weight have not been released.”
Dean Cain…he is a big ole girl…he brought his then boyfriend(not very cute) to the White House Correspondents Dinner back in the 90′s…he thinks being a republican will fool people…
hayden christensen (dating rachel bilson)? rumors about his sexuality for years now…
Jean Claude Van Damme
Dean Cain
hmmm yeap I c dat
CHUCK NORRIS!!
how can you even make out with a mask on? that doesn’t make any sense.
How could they be making out all night while the date kept the mask on? Don’t you need to remove the mask in order to begin a make out session that’s supposedly this heated? This whole item doesn’t sound right…
Hayden
Sue Storm is hard to pull off with a half mask don’t you think?
Bruce Willis
jake gyllenhal….. i read somwhere reese was suppossed to be going as sue storm… i knew their coupledom was a sham!
reese is much more famous than jake, duh!
Bruce Willis is still and A list actor. Chuck Norris has never been A list (Plus, he’s married). Neither has been Dean Caine. And when has Jake Gyllenhaal been an action star?
Could be Steven Seagal, Val Kilmer or Michael Keaton…