This B list actor used to be an A list action hero. He was at a costume party with a date that everyone assumed to be his girlfriend. The girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous. However, since the date was wearing a mask of Sue Storm from Fantastic Four, no one was actually be sure if it was his girlfriend. Throughout the night the pair spent more and more time groping and kissing in a corner and on a couch, and less and less time mingling. It was during one of these makeout groping sessions later in the evening that the mask slipped off the date’s face and it was discovered our action star’s date was actually another guy.
Editor’s Note: This is a rewrite of a CDAN item.