When she broke up with her man, everybody sympathized with her. How could such a sweet, darling girl have put up with such treatment from her male-slut partner for all those years? She was too talented, too charming, too darn dazzling to have to have endured such wretchedness. Turns out we were all weeping for the wrong partner. Her ex is just now starting to put the truth out there, courtesy of a few tanked encounters with his favorite bartender. Turns out she was penis-partying all that time, while letting her less-designing other half take the tabloid fall. And she isn’t Whitney Houston, Halle Berry, or Britney Spears.
Editor’s Note: This a rewrite of an EOnline item.
Reese witherchin
I was thinking Reese too. SHe seems too proper but she must know something ’bout bedroom pyrotechnics to have hooked Jake.
tea leoni
Anne Hathaway!
I also think it’s Reese
tea lioni defenitly she is getting a divorce due to getting it on with angelina jolie’s ex billy bod thoren. her husband is a very nice a naive guy , it always happens to the nice ones.
Meg Ryan
Jessica Simpson
tea
Reese
Tea Leoni
I’m thinking reese too, especially since she was a designer in one of those sweet and sappy movies of hers.
Reese. Everybody felt so bad for her (well not me) and criticized Ryan all the time… and everybody says how sweet she is, how talented. I think is Reese.
If not Reese then Sarah Jessica Parker
I don’t feel any of the guess yet…I don’t think this couple were married…the clue says break up not divorce.
Jude Law I meant. One more thing, Sienna Miller is also a designer.
Jennifer Aniston or Reese
denise richards maybe?
Reese or SJP
Reese & Jake
reese & jake ditto
Tea Leoni
“Ex is just now starting to reveal” implies that this is referencing a split that occurred some time ago. Coupled with how glowing the portrait is of the lady, I’d second Reese & Ryan Phillippe
Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Simpson poor Nick =(
Tea Leoni or Jennifer Aniston
I’d go with Reese or Uma Thurman. Kinda hoping it’s Uma.
Definitely Reese & Ryan Phillipe – this blind refers to one of Ted C’s Shafterella Shoshstein BVs, which are widely thought to refer to Reese: http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2010/06/blind-vice-shafterella-shoshstein.html
I’m thinking the woman (based on who it Aint) is african american and a singer. Maybe Vanessa Williams and Rick Fox? I wouldn’t call her sweet and darling though.
Sandra Bullock