Pilot Tells Star to Mind His Own Darn Cockpit

EOnline – We haven’t heard much about Fey Oiled-Tush since he dripped (not enough) jewels all over Hollywood’s leading vamp movie star. So thought you all might like to know what the closeted big-time celeb’s been up to—besides getting it on with gorgeous young men up in his private plane, that is.

He’s getting very nervous.

And no, not just because Fey’s worried his myriad boy-lovers will squeal on him—they all have to sign confidentiality agreements, mind you—but because of Oiled-Tush’s pilot. Yep, the guy who’s seen it all, and how, is super pissed off…Can you guess why?

“It’s not the boys,” a source very close to the pilot revealed. “It’s how he’s being treated, which he thinks is really badly, and borderline unlawful.”

Turns out that Mr. Tush’s flier, who’s straight, has no prob watching all the gay mile-high club stuff go down (or up, as it were). But he does very much mind how Fey’s utterly controlling of his personal time, especially after they’ve all landed at various far-off locales. According to the pilot’s tight pals, Oiled-Tush locks his employee in hotel rooms and uses surveillance mechanisms on him, so as to oversee his every move.

To say the flyin’ dude—who’s totally not into the celeb scene to begin with—is majorly creeped out by all this is an understatement. Indeed, the pilot’s so damn alarmed by his boss’s evil-eye behavior, he called his lawyer and threatened legal action, which he has begun.

Will Mr. Tush wise up and lighten up on the guy, maybe throw in a cool million as an apology, while he’s at it?

He will if he’s smart, that’s for sure. ‘Cause it was really stupid-o-la, to begin with, to even mess with a dude who had no intention of messing with your closeted ass, until you started treating him like a prisoner in some kind of James Bond movie.

It Ain’t: Harrison Ford, Mike Myers, Tobey Maguire

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