BlindGossip – There are many people who like to show off new purchases. They’ll allow you to sit in their new car, or give you a tour of their new house. But who knew that you could squeeze a woman’s breasts just by asking? During a Golden Globes after-party, this is the scene that went down. One of the night’s nominated actors couldn’t stop staring at another young nominee’s chest. When he finally got to speak with her, the first thing he asked her was if her breasts were real. “No!” she laughed. “They were a present from xxxxx. But they sure look real, don’t they?” The actor agreed, then told the woman that he was an expert on breasts, and that the only sure way to tell was if he squeezed them. She allowed herself to be led into a more quiet corner of the party, and then gave him access. He returned to the group with a big smile on his face and proclaimed “They’re fake, but they’re really good fakes!”
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quentin tarrantino and lea michele. Just guessing.
He wasn’t nominated as an actor.
Jeremy Piven and January Jones were photographed leaving together after the awards party. January must have lost her mind.
Yeah and she should have asked him if his hair was real. Snort!
Would she be described as “young” though? I think the Piven guess is good.
correct.
i want to say Hugh Laurie for the actor. No idea about the actress, though. I don’t think Hugh really cares that he’s married anymore.
really? do you know something about Hugh that I dont? please share with the rest of the class!
Yeah what’s up with that. For someone who says he’s “British to his core” he sure has embraced the Hollywood lifestyle.
Woody Harrelson?
Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t realize Jeremy Piven was there. Can I change my answer.
LMFAO
Neil Patrick Harris
Gay guys do love their boobies
Woody Harrelson & January Jones
Woody was not nominated.
Sorry, never mind, yes he was.
woody is a washed up freak. What woman would let him touch her boobs? Sounds more like Clooney to me.
I’d prefer Woody over George any day.
Mickey Roarke – he seems like that kind of pig
I wanna know who xxxxxxx is! A studio/network or producer maybe?
So J.J’s huge rack is fake?
Thats disappointing.
NPH is gay, but still always seems to have a boob fascination I have noticed. Could be him.
Gays love boobs. Must be something coded into male DNA.
I’m guess Christina Hendricks as the actress (thems things is HUGE) but I don’t think she was nominated…
My thought exactly but sadly she wasn’t nominated.
she wasn’t nominated. and i can tell you, as a large-chested lady myself, those things are REAL. she’s showed them off plenty of times, and it’s pretty clear those aren’t fakes.
Indeed… it’s like Jennifer Love Hewitt. They um, swing and bounce, a little too much to be fake anything.
January Jones and Piven seem obvious to me as they were photographed leaving the Chateau Marmont together. However she wasn’t wearing a revealing dress.
Lea Michele on the other hand had the girls out.
Lea’s boobs are way to small for them to be fake I think.
I got a simple question here, I’m looking for a simple answer. Maybe one of the gentlemen online here can explain to me how they can be so excited about A BAG OF WATER. Or silicon. Ok, two bags. I just don’t get it. Once you know they’re fakes… guys?
I am not a guy, but the way it’s been explained to me is that even fake boobs are still boobs, therefore, still good. It’s sort of like how even low quality chocolate is still good just by being chocolate.
bc guys are shallow pigs. they dont care if you’re plastic surgeried to an inch of your life as long as you’re hot. they love airbrushing, too…and if you could be a hot cartoon – all the better.
sigh I’m bitter and on the rag….
I have no idea who the blind is, but i agree w/ you. i’m not on the rag yet, but I’m also kind of bitter.
I had a dear male friend explain to me… If a woman is willing to undergo MAJOR SURGERY just to make herself more attractive to males (really- why else do it?) then she gets EXTRA points, even if the feel fake!! Ugh- not me, I’m ALL natural.
You are assuming ~all~ men are attracted to plastic blow-up dolls. This is not the case. Like women, there are those who prefer a polished exterior despite any personality flaws. Then there are those who prefer a good person over the exterior. It all depends on what that individual is looking for – sex/trophy woman/man or a true relationship. There is a good reason why Hollywood divorce rates are so high and so many of them cheat or have open relationships. They are generally quite superficial so it’s nice to see these roaches crash and burn…
As for my guess… throw the names in hat and pick any of them. Acting stopped being about talent a long time ago.
Lea Michele and Piven
January Jones. She has pretty big ones. Probably bought by Ashton Kutcher.
This blind starts out talking about new purchases. Who recently got a breast aug?
January Jones’ boobs are real.
Plus she’s in her thirties, that wouldn’t make her “young” would it?
30 isn’t young? That is so sad…
Piven and Anna Kendrick?
I was thinking Mariah Carrey since she had her fake ones out on display at the Golden Globe sbut she isn’t all that young anymore and her boobs would have probably been a gift from herself.
Not Piven and January. Her boobies were well hidden in her dress. Could be Piven and someone else though.
Pivert and Anna Kendrick? She was nominated for Up in the Air.
i like this guess. her boobs looks real but could be fake and she’s young.
http://celebsxtreme.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/57731_z0003_122_1001lo.jpg
She can’t be wearing a bra there, and, I know she’s young, but those things are practically defying gravity if they’re real…
They CANNOT be real.
I’d say you’ve definitively answered one half of this blind. I agree with Not Here that “another young nominee” means the man in question is young. Process of elimination leaves us with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, he seems to be the only male nominee under 30. Although if age weren’t a factor, I’d go with Neil Patrick Harris.
Maybe George Clooney was the gifter?
She had the boobs back 5-6 years ago when she was just out of high school (imdb pics 2004). Hopefully she didn’t get a boob job that young but if she did, I wonder who xxxx would have been? I can see Piven for the guy, definitely.
I hope its not her =/
Shes really talented and I like her so far.
Carey Mulligan was wearing a low cut strapless dress, she’s a young nominee… Doesn’t seem like the type, though.
plus her boobs are kinda saggy
Yes, they were very low on Sunday, I noticed.
I don’t think it’s Piven because he’s got such an icky reputation, would a young actress who was successful enough to be a nominee really let the Pivert grab her boobs? I mean, it’s not like she’d *need* to to further her career or something.
Nominated Actors: (W) = winner
Martin Scorcese (W)
Jeff Bridges (W)
George Clooney
Colin Firth
Morgan Freeman
Tobey Maguire
Matt Damon
Daniel Day-Lewis
Robert Downey Jr (W)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Michael Stuhlbarg
Woody Harrelson
Christopher Plummer
Stanley Tucci
Christoph Waltz (W)
James Cameron (W)
Clint Eastwood
Jason Reitman
Quentin Tarantino
Simon Baker
Michael C Hall (W)
John Hamm
Hugh Laurie
Bill Paxton
Alec Baldwin (W)
Steve Carrell
David Duchovny
Thomas Jane
Matthew Morrison
Kevin Bacon (W)
Kenneth Branagh
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Brendan Gleeson
Jeremy Irons
Michael Emerson
Neil Patrick Harris
William Hurt
John Lithgow (W)
Jeremy Piven
“I don’t think it’s Piven because he’s got such an icky reputation, would a young actress who was successful enough to be a nominee really let the Pivert grab her boobs? I mean, it’s not like she’d *need* to to further her career or something.”
That’s why I really, really think it’s NPH.
“One of the night’s nominated actors couldn’t stop staring at another young nominee’s chest.”
The blind says “another young nominee’s” so that makes me think the guy was young too. All the guys mentioned so far are not young. So who was the young male nominee?
Doesn’t necessarily follow. I took the “another” to mean another nominee & the young is a clue to the lady.
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I totally go with Christina Hendricks for the actress.
Nah – as someone pointed out further up, Christina wasn’t a nominee.
I think definately NPH for the guy (he is the only one a young starlet would confess something like this to so openly), but the girl must be a brunette (the picture above). That gives us:
Anna Kendrick
Rose Byrne (who I love but looks very natural)
Emily Blunt (dont know enough about her, but maybe)
Marion Cotillard (maybe not as young, but relatively new)
Anna Paquin
Lea Michelle
Carey Mulligan (not a chance)
Am I the only person who thinks piven is sexy? I must be sick in the head because I am 5’10. I could take this little ass out any day of the week…still I think he is sexy?
P.s that pic looks like Tiger woods a little. Not an actor but an expert fo sho
It’s Robert Downey jnr for the boob feeler, i have no idea’s on the young actress
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Maybe Woody Harrelson and January Jones with Kutcher as the gifter? I can see WH spacing out staring at her breasts…lol….and he wouldn’t be shy about asking/feeling.
I don’t know why Lea Michelle keeps being mentioned. She is at best a B cup, and if you look back at pictures of her on stage in Spring Awakening you can see that they haven’t changed. Definately not her.
I’m guessing Carey Mulligan and they were a gift from Shia Labeouf. Have no idea who the dude is. I’m just saying that because she’s young and implants don’t always have to Cs or Ds.