Funnyman is Both Engaged and Married

CDAN – This out of control funny man B list movie actor is engaged to be married to a celebrity. What his fiance [sic] doesn’t know though is that our funnyman actor got married about two years ago when he was drunk in Vegas. He kept meaning to get it annulled but never did. Meanwhile since it happened he has lost track of the woman he married that night. His people are searching frantically for her so they can get the marriage annulled before his fiance [sic] finds out about it and before he gets married to her.

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47 comments to Funnyman is Both Engaged and Married

  • oh snap!

    What other comedian has recently gotten engaged but Russell Brand?

    I guess this is what Katy Perry gets for waking up in vegas… (zing!)

    • A

      Even though Russell Brand totally sounds like he would fit this bill, I’ve seen BG call people C list who are wayyy more well-known and respected than him. I don’t know if they would consider him B list.

  • MrsSmith

    Easy! Russel Brand.

  • WJ

    Sounds like Jim Carey with Jenny McCarthy. He has been married multiple times and has been known to get a little out of control.

    Hey BG- long time lurker, first time poster- LOVE the new look of the site

  • JA

    does this even qualify as a blind?!?!?!

  • Catiebug

    Um, is Russell Brand really a B list movie actor? I hope not.

    • Catiebug

      That said, I think it’s Jim Carrey.

    • Divine D

      Well off the top of my head, he was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Bedtime Stories with Adam Sandler, plus he’s got other movies in the works. Jim Carrey is definitely NOT a B-list actor.

      Russell Brand, most definitely.

      • Catiebug

        Two supporting roles in somewhat forgettable movies does not a B-list actor make. Jim Carrey has had starring roles and been opening movies for ages… I wouldn’t put him as B-list either right now, since Yes Man is his only hit in recent memory. But he’s a lot closer to that moniker than Brand.

      • Divine D

        Russell Brand was in other movies plus he has some new movies in the works. Besides Forgetting Sarah Marshall wasn’t a blockbuster like any of Carrey’s movies, but it was a pretty popular movie here in the big college town that I live in and it grossed over $100 mil. The Jim Carrey answer doesn’t make any sense. He’s been with Jenny McCarthy for ages and they both have already stated that they don’t have plans to marry since they don’t feel they need that piece of paper, plus he is an international megastar, not a B-list actor. We’ll have to agree to disagree on this one.

  • LavaMama

    Yeah, my vote is for Jim Carrey. This seems like something he would do and like something JM would freak out over (like any sane woman actually).

  • sinamin

    Jim Carrey. Katy Perry is a singer, not a celebrity. and Russell Brand doesn’t act. The only other guess would be Jamie Kennedy and JLH???

  • Judy

    I keep thinking maybe rob schneider.

  • Judy

    This information is searchable under the clark county vital records and its NOT James Eugene Carrey or Jim Carrey.

  • Razzy

    Vince Vaughn just got engaged

  • Giraffic

    Eddie Griffin

  • Blair Waldorf

    I think that it still could be Katy Perry and Russell Brand.

    If they said that it was a singer and a “funny man” it’d be obvious and therefore no longer a blind.

    I could see it being Russell Brand.

    Jim Carey isn’t engaged to Jenny McCarthy.

  • sim1

    Vince vaughn?

  • Happy New Year

    Oh come on – there’s some woman out there married to this guy and she just disappears without a peep – no “Hey I married so-and-so in Vegas,” or “Hey fiancee, I’m married to your man!” This just doesn’t ring true with me.

    • lin

      I agree!! Now of days anyone will do anything for $$$$, it seems to good for whoever this may be that the women is keeping quiet!

  • Piper

    Gotta be Russell Brand, right?

  • LemonDrop

    Niiiiice layout BG!

  • KatyLied

    John Krasinski? He’s not out of control, but I could see him getting drunk and married in Vegas. Russell Brand says he has been sober for years.

    • sinamin

      If he is the one engaged to Emily Blount, I heard she just called it off.

      • FOR REEL

        Maybe she found out he was married to someone else. HA!

      • Cara

        Emily Blunt called off her engagement to John Krasinski?! Where did you find this news?? On a related note, I find it very hard to believe that he would have married someone whilst drunk in Vegas. I also wouldn’t say he’s a B list movie actor – he is a television actor, and would probably be C list in the movies since none of them have done well. I’m kind of skeptical of the whole blind item though… someone married a celebrity and didn’t leech onto them for money? Really?

    • Yan

      My first thoughts exactly!

    • Charlene

      There actually is a John Krasinski on the Clark County list of marriage licenses issued, but the middle name is different.

  • Fe

    new to this and my guesses don’t come close…Here goes….Christina Ricci & Owen Benjamin

  • Mina

    WHAT ABOUT SETH AND JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

  • KKL~

    Robin Williams

  • the big green l

    Pauly Shore

  • Alex

    @Sinamin, Where did you hear she called off the engagement???

  • veronica

    what about jack black? hes crazy

  • Dak

    Danny Masterson is engaged to Bijou Phillips, whom I would describe as a “celebrity” (she’s a starlet and wouldn’t be nearly as famous without her lineage).

    • Blah

      EWWW why! I actually like Danny Masterson despite his stupid religion but I really dislike Bijou Phillips :(

      • des

        Interesting guess but don’t think so…he seems pretty in control and she’s become quite the good little Scientologist