CDAN – At a recent photo session for an editorial in GQ, this former major league all star and still pretty decent player replaced a golfer who has had some recent issues and could no longer make it. Yes, it is who you think it is. At the shoot, our baseball player was hitting on the model he was posing with and used the following line. “I love to drink my own c*m.” Yes, he actually did say it. The makeup artist who overheard the line dropped her supplies when she heard it. Now, our baseball player has had some very famous dates in the past. He has dated this former A list tweener who now is a C list television and movie actress. He also has dated this permanent married B lister who has been around since she was pre-teen and had two very hit shows.
#1 – baseball player
#2 – golfer
#3 – former A list tweener
#4 – married B lister
SOLVED!
It’s Barry Zito! Source: CDAN
Sigh. Should have known it would turn out to be the $126M Captain Quirk. This is the guy who actually buys his own autographed baseball cards on EBay “because they’re authenticated”.
Congrats to Sandra, who was first with the entire answer, which includes:
1. Barry Zito
2. Tiger Woods
3. Hilary Duff
4. Alyssa Milano
Derek Jeter!
Tiger Woods!
Vanessa Minillo!
Jessica Alba!
I don’t think jeter fits, he’s not really a ‘former’ all-star player and is better than decent…
I was think the same thing. Last year’s all-star game was his 10th. Not really former.
vanessa manilla is a former tweener? lol.. oh dear me.
#1 Brad Penny
#2 Le Tigre
#3 Eliza Dushku
#4 Alyssa Milano
I agree…….Penny, Woods, Dushku, and Milano
okay so #2 is a no brainer – Tiger
#2–Arnold Palmer, right?
Derek Jeter
Tiger Woods
Alyssa Milano
Jessica Alba
yup, actress discription fits to a T
Derek never dated Alyssa – Brad Penny did.
Isuck … I don’t think you suck at this one.
Brad Penny. Derek Jeter was on this year’s All Star Team.
#1 Zito
#2 Tiger Woods
#3 Hilary Duff
#4 Alyssa Milano
yep. i can see him saying this to try and make her laugh though. he has a really off sense of humor.
I’m glad you mentioned that he has an off sense of humor because I would have been REALLY surprised for him to admit this. Especially if he was hitting on her! Now if he was actually telling the truth… I’d give him a handshake for having the balls to say it, try it, and like it.
I was feeling really good about my guess earlier. Barry Zito was my first thought because he’s pretty cute, but the whodatedwho site only had him with Alyssa Milano. After seeing your post, I decided to do more snooping – and lo and behold…
a link to Barry with Hillary Duff.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=1771
exactly what i was thinking
Excellant guess
Great guess I go with this one
I guess we will find out when the next GQ cums out ( typo and its staying)
I think this is the quartet we are looking for. Zito has always been off the wall and he is very handsome.
OK, I agreee this is it. But I think both actresses are C list. (Milano is not B list if Hilary is C list)
I think C list is pretty generous for Hilary- I’ve never seen her in anything. Milano has been around for forever and everyone has seen at least one of her shows.
I am thinking this won’t take long to solve if we watch the next few issues of GQ. This baseball player must be a major fan of the movie Shortbus.
***I am formally AA. Changed my name since there is a new poster with a too similar name. Didnt want a mix up.
Uh, that would be “formerly”. I have no IDEA what I was thinking. Sorry.
Why is everyone guessing Milano? How is she permanent b list?
yeah i was thinking she’d be c at best, but everything else fits her. charmed and who’s the boss, married, around since she was a pre-teen, dated multiple mlb players
no that’s alba
Another Saints fan here! I grew up one and have been a fan since the paper bag days. It’s been nice taking them off the last few years. =p Geaux Saints!
Tear up that bag, we’re going to the Superbowl this year. I believe.
Just as long as Green Bay or Pittsburg doesn’t make it.
Go Vikings and Grampa Favre (get your ensure ready, and throw away your cane)! lol, It’s a joke between me and my sister-her hubby’s family is from MN.
woohoo! whodats unite!! i believe, superbowl here we come
Barry Zito for the baseball player, obviously. He does modeling shoots like his life depends on it. And he has dated many, many women (not that I wouldnt do him and his Zen-ness if he were near me, so I dont blame the women!)
and Zito is the only major leaguer who I can see saying this out loud just sort of out of the blue, and probably meaning it. He is rather… unusual.
And hot.
He also counts as “former all-star”, considering he fell right off the deep end went he went to the National League. God, I still have nightmares.
But I also like the Brad Penny guess!
yep, Zito matches every part. He had a bit of a resurgence this year, I picked him up for a while in a Fantasy Baseball league this past season.
Hey BG love your choice of pics-I have a bad mental picture now of whomever this is but still very clever!!!
If he has the herpes virus thats a good way to go about getting throat cancer.
They have all been on hollywood herp lists. Jeter is icky
Barry Zito isn’t good anymore, not since he signed with the Giants…..
My guess would be Jeter, although he was an all star this year, even though he’s overrated in my opinion….
What a cum on line!
Now THAT is funny!! Good one!
The only baseball player mentioned here whose c* I’d drink is Barry Zito. So it must be Barry Zito.
Plus….the discription implies it is a position player rather than a pitcher…Jeter has dated many Hollywood gorls, Jessica Beil, jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Jordana Brewster, not to mention Mariah Carey. I say it is definitely Jeter on this one…..
Sorry about the typos…it is “description” and “girls”….typing too fast today I guess!
#1: A-rod
#2: Tiger (duh)
#3: Lohan (?)
#4: Alyssa Milano
Umm, I think A-Rod and Jeter are better than “decent” players. Who won the World Series again? Yeah, that’s right.
Maybe it’s my age talking, but I thought of Brooks Shields for #4.
First person I thought of for #3 was Mandy Moore. Other then Tiger as #2, I don’t know. I am far to lazy to investigate tonight.
Sadly, he probably got her number. So many chicks are starved for attention from scarring childhoods, this pimp stuff works.
“permanent married B lister”
Better to say married permanent B lister because you imply she is permanetly married LOL
i have not posted in awhile. but i am back after my tongue lashing from blind gossip. i can now get back to doing what i do best putting blind items to sleep the answers to this blind are 1 CARL PAVANO 2 TIGER WOODS 3 HILARY DUFF 4 ALYSSA MILANO REMEMBER THIS WAS A EDITORIAL PICTURE NOT A COVER
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! but I sooooo wanted to see this one solved! Thanks BG!
How do we know it was solved exactly, did he go on Larry King, and confess to drinking his own cum.
I always Hillary Duff was C list???hmmm
Sorry, that should say I always thought Hillary Duff was A list. I shouldn’t talk on the phone and type at the same time.