DailyMirror – Which portly star shocked his girlfriend on a recent holiday by unpacking a tub of bikini line hair removal cream and insisted she use it on his back, sack and crack?
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Since this is the Daily Mirror, it is likely a British actor/star. I will go with Jude Law. I met him at the Hamlet premiere and his arms were surprisingly hairy. He was just on vacation with his girlfriend Sienna.
Portly means fat, no? Not Jude, although I agree it’s probably a British star.
oooh woops. overlooked “portly”. nevermind!
Law may be a furball but he’s not portly. Robbie Coltrane?
Really?! Where? Surely you don’t mean his head!!
Chris Moyles. He’s a BBC radio DJ and well-known tv presenter. He’s always making comments about the fact that he’s overweight, and is trying to lose weight on his show. I think he has a girlfriend, too.
James Gandolfini
Simon Cowell and his luscious furry moobs.
Jack Black… back, sack and crack
Jack Black has been married forever.
Jack Black is married.
James Gandolfini or Alec Baldwin??
Gandolf-ini is married. Baldwin has never been one to hide the rug(s), no?
Ricky Gervais?
seems like him. eww
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Was he on vacay recently?
Only person I thought of.
I knew someone would call out my absolute favorite comedian (he was much, much funnier before he made it in America–I’m a fan of British tv and his version of The Office is the funniest thing ever). Anyway, if it was him, I think he would boast about it on his blog since he really doesnt hide anything. I need to go look at it and see what he’s been up to.
Never mind being a fan of British TV, I’m actually British and he’s the most unfunny person I’ve had the misfortune to come across. Neither the orginal Office OR the Yank remake are remotely funny.
What?? I watched The Office years ago and laughed till I cried. I think he is great. Well, till he came to America and made those horrible movies. Not so funny in those. Extras is funny as hell too in my opinion.
I completely agree, those are the 2 most hilarious shows ever.
ftw.
Don’t think its him. There is a picture of him over the holidays with no shirt and he has a little hair. He is not gorilla hairy, just a bit.
Maybe the pic was post Nair gorilla hair removal?
I don’t know, it looked kind of natural and I really think he would have had an entire blog post about his girlfriend removing the hair. He really doesnt hold anything back. But of course there is the chance I’m totally wrong not that that happens much…just kidding!
Besides, he and his girlfriend have been together forever, haven’t they? Why would he ask her to do it now, all of the sudden?
Ricky Gervais
Eddie Izzard.
that would be enough to make me say ciao – UGH, whoever he is, his hairy must be pretty big to carry those brass one…….. ICK!
Ricky has been with his GF forever, I dont think there are surprises there anymore. This seems like it would pertain to a newer relationship.
Bradley Cooper-just saw his butt crack pics…it’s him.
Alec Baldwin who is portly and very hairy and has a girlfriend.
Russell Brand.
This sounds a lot like James Corden. He is not likely to be known outside of the UK but he is a huge TV star over here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Corden
An alternative could be the singer Robbie Williams, he is hairier than JC and is called fat in the press no matter what weight he is.
Jack Black
Holiday = the movie -> so Jude Law or Jack Black
Black rhymes with back, sack, and crack, so it must be Jack Black
He’s married, so hopefully he’s not on vacation with his girlfriend!
James Corden
ugh yes him
jason statham? portly as very musclar! he’s hairy,he’s in holiday with “his” girlfriend in St barth
Where was his boy friend?
Orlando Bloom? with his girlfriend in the same place!!! LOL
Good one! Of course.
Statham and Bloom together with their girlfriends on the same boat
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/01/02/a_shirtless_orlando_bloom_jason_stathams_st_bath_fun_photos.php#comments
please let us keep Statham – You can have all the twihards
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O’Donnell?
HA! That made my day!
James Corden.
Simon Pegg?
I’m hopping on the Alec Baldwin train.
Jack Nicholson? Don’t know if he has “girlfriends” or just groupies.
Simon Cowell
was that picture really necessary? I’m gonna have nightmares
David Walliams
robin williams?
Definitely not Ricky Gervais.
There is no way that something like this would shock Jane (his girlfriend). He’s known for going to extremes to shock/annoy his friends, so something as relatively benign as this wouldn’t even faze them.
I SO want the guy in the picture, I squealed with delight and lust – anot just a date but a new fetish you wouldnt know whether to eff this guy or brush him.
I shiver with uncontrollable repulsed lust. Oooh. Ooooh.
ROTFLMASO.
Absolutely one the most frightening pictures Ive ever seen on the net, I thought I was being goatse’d. Really. Where DID you get this image. I’m gonna use it as my online dating photo.