EOnline – No wonder so many gay men are gossip columnists: All these supposedly “straight” stars are constantly cruising us (and our friends) for sex!
And the latest celeb to daringly do so is one of the biggest, hunkiest vampire sensations out there right now. So much so, even I was shocked when a bud of mine, who gets off hunting around Griffith Park—a notorious area of L.A. where homosexual sex in the woods is rampant and a constant annoyance to the police—enjoyed what you’re about to read.
Nelly Fang is as hot as he is adored by his millions of fans. His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents.
Nelly simply smolders onscreen, what with his trance-like gaze and lithe, mildly muscled bod, which he keeps in shape by jogging through Griffith Park, wearing shorts but no…
…underwear, oh my!
I wonder if that’s because Nelly likes to be extra-free to whip it out, just in case he needs to take a whiz? Nah.
More likely, that lack of clothing constraint is due entirely to Nelly’s penchant for stopping a guy who catches his fancy on the trail so he can lure his conquest to a hidden path and then have hot, hot, hot sex under the sun! Something Fang’s now done with my friend not once, but twice!
Love it! And people say Tiger’s a slut! So glad Woods isn’t the only celeb who’s being supernaughty these days, what a relief.
“He’s a real talker, too,” adds Nelly’s lucky path partner. “He kept saying, ‘Yeah, do it, yeah, you like that, don’t you, yeah, you like my ass?’ ”
Oh my. If only Nelly’s gazillions of girlie worshippers could hear him talk. They’d either try to convert him or tell him to start talking dirty to them—or they’d stop being his fan—or both.
By the way, I’m sure if you’ve made it this far, you’ll want to know the rest of the dirty deets, which are: Yes, Nelly’s endowed (longer than wider, to be precise), and yes, he’s a very neat boy down there.
“Very groomed,” was how Mr. Fang’s private parts were further described to me. Or to be even more precise (and gay): “Manscaped.”
Hmmm. How very interesting, as this body-maintenance routine doesn’t match the sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly likes to show off to the very unknowing public.
And It Ain’t: Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt, Ryan Kwanten
duhhhhhhh. patterson.
yea
Im on this train. This is definetly Robert pattinson
Key words that amde think it’s him
“Nelly simply smolders onscreen, what with his trance-like gaze and lithe, mildly muscled bod”
Watch the twilight films and this would match
“If only Nelly’s gazillions of girlie worshippers could hear him talk”
HELLO this is definetly Rob
Haaa! No way is it Rob. Manscaped? “Very groomed”? Rob can’t be bothered to shave at all, I sincerely doubt he’s manscaping.
Yeah, definitely R-Patz. He also dresses “grungy”.
Rob Patterson is Nevis Devine people. Ted said he don’t give two names to one person.
Sharkboy?
he’s a wolf and has a clean cut not grungy image…i think hes gay, but he’s a minor…or has he turned 18 yet?
how could he go out and jog in LA…isnt he like photographed everywhere??? all the clues say rob though
Griffith Park is huge (by LA standards) you could easily loose the paps with some strategic moves. Besides, they’re all fat and too out of shape to follow anyone too far down those trails.
Robert Pattison, since he is known to be disgustingly dirty…LOL who cares though…people need to get over it…every dude in hollyweird is gay its no secret only to the people who like to live in imaginary land…:(
Stephen Moyer – Bill from True Blood.
He’s supposed to be engaged to anna pacquin. Not that means he couldn’t swing the other way too, but he doesn’t strike me as lithe and leanly muscled….
NOO! I refuse to believe this. Not my Beeehl.
He doesn’t have a “…sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly likes to show off to the very unknowing public.”
Stephen married his costar Anna Paquin this year. If it were him, the blind would have mentioned that, no?
Kellan Lutz, or someone on True Blood, the blond foreign guy?
That’s all I got.
not Pattinson, he doesn’t look like he works out or cares about his appearance. But that Kellan is ALWAYS shirtless.
it says NOT kellan lutz….
ooppppss!
Sean Farris, from the Vampire Diaries?
or Alexander Skarsgård, which I looked up was the name of the “blonde foreign” guy I was thinking of earlier.
Or Pattinson, I don’t know. I just hate when people aren’t creative and throw the same names out there all of the time.
I think you got it with Alexander Skarsgard….
Darn, I soooo figgured this was Lutz. He pings the gaydar for me big time
what about cam gigandet? photo kinda reminds me of him?
or sadly rob? since that blind was just solved on the fauxmance between him and kristen. even though popular guess for other team player was kristen.. could be both do
when was it solved?! link me please!!
or even more sad would be.. just maybe eric from true blood?
BINGO! IT has t be eric from true blood. THere have been implications around that he likes men. He certainly has to smoldering look and lithe body as the blind says. He’s not way out in the public eye (hence maybe not so many photogs about) but does have millions of fans.
“very unknowing public” …this must be Pattinson because I never would have believed it! Plus, the item that was just posted as SOLVED mentions that either Rob or Kristen is rumored to be gay… I initially assumed Kristen, but this makes me think differently.
hmmm.
Boone from Lost, obvs.
Ian Somerhalder
bingo.
he’s my guess too
And my guess.
My first thought also
But do he have millions of fans? most people dont even know who he is
This guy in the blind is HUGELY popular and it fits Rob
That’s what I think too.
Yes, Ian…a smoldering former model. Check it: http://www.flickr.com/photos/9562599@N05/767915654/
that was my first thought too – Ian Somerhadler!
As soon as the BI said “smoldered” I knew it MUST be Rob, because anyone who has ever suffered through those god-awful books knows Edward is often referred to as having “smoldering eyes.” Not much of a blind item, though, right?
I was thinking smoldered as in Ian Somerhalder also Ian has a smoldering eyes.
By saying it isn’t Brad Pitt… the only vampire movie he ever did was Interview with a vampire with… Tom Cruise.
So Tommy Boy will be my guess!
Yeah but I doubt that he has millions of female fans anymore as his looks are gone.
Ted tweeted:
ok this is what @taryder and I have to say JUST to you all: Nelly Fang does not constantly look down, shyly, get it?
Is Ted saying that Nelly Fang isn’t tall (looking down)? Or that he’s not self-conscious and always looking down shyly? Confusing.
Sommerhalder is pretty short. 5ft9? Pattinson is tall – over 6ft.
Taylor Lautner – newly muscled, his figure is talked about everywhere. Plus there have been lots of pictures of him out jogging in shorts
Werewolf, not vamp.
Also, the BI says “mildly muscled”, and one could hardly describe Taylor as “mildly muscled”.
Here is the correct photo link – http://www.teenscoops.net/2009/12/taylor-lautner-bulge.html (looks commando to me!)
Oh please please please DON’T let this be Alexander Skarsgaard! That would truly be a waste.
I know! I hope its on of Twilight guys.
lol he’s straight, thank God
Because if Skarsgaard were gay, you would never get to marry him, right? Oh, hang on…
I know! and i don’t even lke true blood, but, OMG Alexander…
There are rumors that skarsgaard likes the peen, so it may be him too but Do he have millions of fans?
Whoever this dude is…
Why doesn’t he just fly to Haiti and share a needle with the first hemophiliac meth-addict prostitute he meets.
It’s a way faster method to get the butt flu.
I mean, that has to be what he is trying to accomplish here, right?
There are as many contenders as there are hunky vampire sensations around – but seriously, will we EVER get a real answer to this? I don’t think so!
gotta be pattinson.
when was the last time that kid brushed his hair!?
Rob exercising? yeah right. Also Rob is Nevis Devine, and the blind says Ted was shocked to learn that this dude was gay, would we be really shocked to learn that Rob is gay?
hmmm….the tags include television which would leave pattinson out. “trance-like gaze, lithe, mildly muscled” bod but hunky? gonna have to go with eric/true blood on this one.
agree. on Thru Blood the vampires can ‘control’ the humans with their gazes.
Yes, it says Television but it also says Films.
I think the keyword here is ‘mildly’. A ‘mildly’ muscled bod would rule out most of the guesses above, especially those who parade around shirtless a lot. Rob, on the other hand, has a lithe figure from what I can see, but doesn’t seem to be over-muscled.
Alexander Skarsgaard.
“Nelly Fang does not constantly look down, shyly, get it?”
That refers to Rob P. Almost every picture you see of him.
It is NOT Rob P.
Exactly.
Plus I doubt he jogs (or could leave his home to do so)
Ian Somerhalder
The way I’m interpreting the clues in this BV, I think we can narrow it down to one of three people: Alexander Skarsgard, Ian Somerhalder, or Paul Wesley.
I’m thinking it’s Skarsgard, though.
Yes, I included the “and it ain’ts. I don’t watch any vampire shows. I only know who RPatz is because he’s everywhere. And Jackson Rathbone, whom I find strangely attractive is not that famous but he has a fem vibe about him. I can’t picture Pattinson saying “you like my asterisk don’t you” to someone.
Rob Pattinson
Kellen Lutz
Cam Gigante
Jackson Rathbone
Xavier Samuel
Paul Wesley
Ryan Kwantan
Ian Somerhalder
Stephen Moyer
And add Skarsguard. Forgot about that one.
Wait – are you saying that Skarsgaard was one of the “and it ain’ts??” Because it would truly be a crying shame if he turns out to be gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
while reading this all i could think was vampire eric. the only thing that confused me is if skarsgard is gay i can’t imagine he’s a bottom. ian somerhalder on the other hand…
it’s not pattinson, i don’t think he’s gay. Plus, “Larry” has a valid point up there about “Nelly Fang does NOT constantly look down”, which R-pattz constantly DOES! it’s not Rob, and i’m tiring of his name always being guessed for these blinds because he’s always the obvious choice. I know sometimes the obvious choice may be right, but i doubt it for this one
One of the tags say TV, so it’s someone from one of the vampire shows (i don’t watch any, damn!).
Yep, most likely Alexander Skarsgard, but man oh man if it were Ian Somerhalder!!! He was the only thing nice about that crazy island in LOST. Oh Boone, why did you have to go so soon???
I don’t think the is Rob. I can’t see him jogging or exercising at all especially in shorts. Also isn’t Rob Nevis Devine. So he can’t be both. Prolly that Ian guy, he has that smoldering eye look or Jackson Rathobane(sp?)
All the Twihards are foaming at the mouth over the possibility this is RPattz. But as an educated adult woman, I can say that he never was even on my radar for this one. It’s totally Alexander Skarsgard. Ted is obsessed with him and more than that, on Twitter Ted said that this BV left him shocked and “unrecoverable.” I highly doubt he cares that much about Ian Somerhaulder or whatever his name is. But ASkars? Especially with all of the rumors about him and his female costars lately (or maybe that’s clever PR work by Skarsgard’s people?) and he turns out to be gay. Yep. Totally him.
Alexander Skarsgard doesn’t have a grunge image at all. I don’t know if I’d say A.S. has gazillions of “girlie” fans or millions of fans. He’s just starting to break out but even if you say he has millions of fans “girlie” seems like it would mean really young and I don’t think the majority of A.S.’s fans are teenagers. Also, I wouldn’t use lithe or mildly muscled to describe A.S…that dude is Effin’ HUGE!!! Some of the clues fit him, but some don’t. I don’t think he’s Nelly.
Maybe as Alex he doesnt, but as Eric to me has always looked grungy.
I’m guessing Ian Somehalder because I don’t want it to be ASkars, lol.
Me too!! lol, as if I’ll EVER get the chance to even see him in real life. He’s just so hot!
What about Lafayette? lol, just joking
I know, but, the fantasies can’t be shattered, LOL. I think Lafayette can swing both ways
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Not Paul Wesley. He’s engaged to actress Torry Devitto…know for a fact he’s straight. I don’t watch True Blood so have no idea if its one of those gentlemen, but *could* be Ian Somerhalder…he’s definitely smoldering. Yum.
Didn’t Ted imply in a Bitch-Back recently that he had a BV coming up on Somerhalder? And as for RPattz, two words: Nevis. Divine.
Thank you! You saved me from having to post!
Yes….Ted did say he had a bv coming up about Ian Somerhalder.
Rathbone or Somerhalder. Skarsgard is not slightly grungy. Somerhalder on the other hand… definately grungy.
I say be gay, Ian. I’ll still fawn over you. But you gotta be careful of who you are hooking up with. Thats the REAL sad part of this BI. That kind of anonymous sex is dangerous. Just use protection. THEN get your freak on. I’m all for it.
If it’s A. Skaarsgard….idk what’d I do….:’(
Can’t it be Jamie Campbell Bower? He’s grungy and could be gay I think. I haven’t seen the film though so I don’t know which character he is.
Don’t think it’s Skarsgård. He’s Swedish and so am I, and he doesn’t come across as gay to me. He’s been famous in Sweden for quite a while and being gay is not as sensitive here as in the States, so I would be surprised if he hadn’t come out. On the other hand haven’t heard of a girlfriend, but I have no clue about Swedish gossip.
He was linked to a few girls – even Princess Madelaine yuck – but had only two “official” girlfriends
And Taylor Lautner is obviously gay. Have never met a straight guy that talked like that. But this can’t be about him.
It’s Bella.
Tom Cruise
Rumoured to be gay.
He is short.
Photographed loads recently running with Katie Holmes.
RobP is tall
He doesnt do any form of sports, hey he cant even walk straight.
You only have to look at pictures of him running on the Remember Me shoot.
“biggest, hunkiest vampires sensations” does not make me think of Rob Pattinson. Hunky? And come to think of it, BG says it’s NOT Ryan Kwanten and he isn’t a vampire. So does that mean it COULD be someone on a vampire show that is NOT a vampire? Hmmm?
All I have is David Borneaz – but he doesnt have the scuffy look. Not sure the reference to quality acting scores there either. If Buffy was still on I would say the actor who played Spike. He fits better, but I’m not sure if he is still around.
James Marsters is the first person I thought of. I love him and he has a HUGE fan base still, especially over seas. He was on Smallville for awhile and I think he has a new series. He fits the referances perfectly.
Yeah, you know, James Marsters is the first person I thought of too. Someone on eonline asked in a recent Bitch-Back if it David Boreanz and Ted said that was “close” but not DB. I’m going to guess James Marsters.
The first person that came to mind was Skarsgard, but it TOTALLY couldn’t be him because he’s right here in bed next to me! See? *rolls over*
LOL ok enough of my fantasies…honestly though, Skarsgard is a huuge dude…and has a pretty commanding gaze when he takes photos. Eric looked a little grungy but I doubt he really was, especially not after the haircut…
this is to all those people out there who dont think that r-pats a) doesnt work out and b) is dirty.
he has mention it himself in interviews many time that he worked out before new moon. and if you have seen any pics of him shirtless from a few years ago you would know that he works out.
as for the scruffiness. it takes alot of work to look scruffy like r-pats. most likley he has a team of stylist to make him look like that. its all about image.
Hello people wake the hell up. This is soooooooooooooo easy. Rob Pattinson. Stop trying to deny and just face the fact that he’s gay. And so is Kristen Stewart. They are BEARDS for each other! Wake up!
I’m not Rob crazy. Never read the books or watched the movies but being on Ted sight, I know more about the twilight series than I ever wanted to know. This isn’t Rob because Rob is nevis Devine. Ted said he don’t give 2 names to one person. I think this is Ian Somerhalder.
This BI is NOT about Robert Pattinson.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b159044_blab_blab_blab_nelly_fang_rpattz.html
That doesn’t that Pattinson isn’t gay.
He is still Devis Divine.
Hmmm..much as I hate to say it, I think this is Alexander Skarsgard.
The man’s character is known for his deadpan stare, and many consider him to have smoldering looks. Add to the fact that he is very much a critically acclaimed actor in his native Sweden and is getting alot of buzz from True Blood. Biggest clue? All the actor’s it ain’t are *all* blonde. Alex Skarsgard is blonde, Rob Pattinson aint.
And it ain’t..Brad Pitt. Hard to imagine 46 year old Pitt doin’ all that running.
Um…Skarsgard doesn’t have a “slightly grungy image Nelly likes to show off”. He’s always clean cut. You can’t pick and choose clues that fit. They all have to fit. Ted ruled out David Boreanaz, but said “close”. I’m guessing in the appearance department. He “and it ain’t” someone from True Blood, Interview with the Vampire, and Twilight. What major vamp/tv shows were left out? Buffy and the Vampire Diaries. He ruled out DB, and it’s not James Marsters, obviously. DB was also on the WB which is now the CW. He’s nowhere near as hot as DB, but I’m gonna say Paul Wesley. Same network, similar appearance. Close. That’s my guess.
I just don’t see Alexander Skarsgard being put in the “grungy” category at all. Not even his character, Eric, is grungy. And maybe it’s just me, but that stomach looks more than “mildly” muscled.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk8/tursiopsseries/alexander-skarsgard.jpg
Absolutely Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård, who lives in LA, and just returned there from filming! In fact, he’s looking for a new place in Venice Beach to be near co-stars Anna and Stephen!
I don’t trust ANY of Ted’s blinds. He gets a lot of info second hand and I think he embellishes a lot.
Stephen Moyer
vampire sensation – check
smoldering – check
lots of fans – check
shocking even to Ted – check
Stephen Moyer was also voted “most smoldering” in People’s sexiest man issue with Johnny depp on the cover
Alexander Skarsgard was also voted “most smoldering” in another magazine recently….I think it was OK Magazine but not certain.
While all are just dying to know,it’s pretty clear, for obvious reasons, Ted will never really be able to reveal the name…
So all we really have too do is sit back and wait and watch> Because I’m sure this person’s PR manager HAS read and DOES know and will be quick to cover their client’s a** with a well placed, cleverly conceived Heterosexual photo op that will mysteriously appear very soon!
I think it is James Marsters. Ted said the David Boreanez guess was close. He fits the bill perfectly and has a huge fan base still. Especially over seas. I suspect he doesn’t care too much if he is found out either since he is more a character actor (and a damned good one at that)
Like so many in his position Ted is desperate. I’m sure just like the teeny boppers ted is swooning over all the new vampire meat. Unfortunately I find it hard to believe that Patterson, Skarsgard, or Moyer are gay. True- Hollywood is full of gay dudes. Yes we all know most need to stay in the closet as a career move, but everyone is not gay. According to Ted only attractive, male celebrities are gay. Ted thought Brad Pitt was gay, Ted thought Jason Patrick was gay, Ted suggested that Johnny Depp was gay. Ted needs to get laid, and stop living vicariously through Meagan Fox.
As much as it pains me to say it, you know it is Alexander Skarsgard. Why do you think Ryan Kwanten’s pic is there?
1. He could have millions of fans = True Blood averaged 3-4 million viewers per week last season
2. Women LOVE looking at him. The man is a work of art.
3. AS has been know to dress ‘slighty’ grungy. Recently he has cleaned up his act wardrobe wise.
4. Yeah, he is super tall, but he is on the slim side.
4. His co-star from Generation Kill made the remark that he is very well-endowed
While Stephen Moyer is attractive, he just doesn’t have the same buzz that AS has.
Although he has ruled him out, I think that Ted wanted that everybody thought it was about Rob Pattz.
“adored by millions of fans”; “his smoldering looks” ( in the Twilight books, Edward is often referred to as having ‘smoldering eyes’); “mildly muscle bod”; “slightly grungy image”: “gazillions of girlie worshippers”…
Maybe Ted has done it just to get more hits but it’s obvious that only RP fits the clues.
Ted notted Rob…So it isn’t him. Rob isn’t the only ones that fit the clues. Ian does and So do that Alex guy. But I think it is Ian.
I’m going with Stephen Moyer. He’s engaged to Anna Paquin (would make this hookup surprising), he mentioned in an interview about texting someone to have sex in the park, and he has a hell of a lot of very loyal and obsessed fans. Honestly, I just don’t believe Ted would be surprised if AS was gay, but Stephen Moyer…
Stephen said in that interview that he once sent a text to a friend that was meant for a GIRLFRIEND, about doing something in a park. He also said it was a while back meaning he likely did that while living in London. As much as AS fans wish it was, I don’t think Stephen is the answer to this blind item.
Its not Alexander. My vampire obsessed friend figured it out. Its Ian from the vampire diaries.
As much as I want to keep myself in denial… I’d say it HAS to be Skarsgard. DAMN Alex, WHY?
Keeping a little faith that it might be Somerhalder, GOD SWEET JESUS PLEASE LET IT BE SOMERHALDER!!!
One of the tags is ‘Legal’. Could that mean that this person might also have been in a movie/TV show that involves legal procedures?
I can’t believe no one has said guessed Jensen Ackles yet, “supernaughty” = “Supernatural” and there have been lots of gay rumors about him, hot and muscular too.
I’d be all for it being Jensen Ackles (or Jared Padalecki) but they’re both confirmed past-BI, so Ted would have just used their BI names. Since this is a whole new Blind, I don’t think it’s them.
(Also, aren’t they still up in Vancouver filming SPN? Is Jensen just flying back to LA to run around and get some hot ass on the side?)
i cant believe no one has mentioned the possibility of Peter Facinelli..grundgy, smoldering- friends with Kevin Spacey & Chace Crawford- plus the “notorious” mention in the BI could be in reference to Tori Spelling’s old show since Facinelli is married to Jennie Garth. True, the millions of adoring fans might be a stretch, but just sayin……..
Hello people! It is so obviously Ian Somerhalder , all clues fit and while some clues fit others (not all do)
Ian is:
1: on the CW (before WB) and Ted said it was close to DB on Angel (Angel was on WB)
2. Ian is quite short (so he doesn’t have to look down all the time (implying it is not skarsgard – he is 6,4)
3. He is mildly muscled
4. Outside of VD he is indeed quite grungy looking.
4. Somerhalder – smoldering
5. Indeed he has smoldering eyes…
6. Ted also said we should think more rebelious (Ians character on VD is way rebellious)
Also TedC has said that it aint RobP or Jackson Rathbone…
There are recent pictures of Alex Skarsgard wearing sloppy clothes to a Broadway show. If that’s not grungy then I don’t know what is. He had on a tshirt with a hole in it!
It is obviously Skarsgard. All the clues fit him. His recent “romances” were so obviously fake and even Ted alluded to that fact.
I also noticed that all the AIAs were blonde and I remember reading somewhere that AS has worked with all three of them at one time or another. He has been ambiguous about his sexuality, saying he prefers to keep that private. He also said the only women in his life are his sister and his mother. Keep ‘em coming, Alex!
Ted confirmed today that it is NOT Stephen Moyer (never thought it was). IMO he pretty much confirmed that it is A. Skarsgaard.
Alexander Sarsgaard
who doesn’t manscape these days?