BuzzFoto – This hip-hop ‘rapper’ is so confident of his moves in bed, he is currently in the process of having one trademarked. We kid you not, the man is trying to put a copyright on a sex move. He bragged to friends that once that is done, he plans to launch a whole marketing scheme around the name. Underwear line, men’s cologne, etc. No word yet on the name of the move (the celeb is keeping it super secret) but we’re currently trying to track down anyone who has had the pleasure (?) of experiencing the move firsthand so we can see if it is all it is cracked up to be. Not Sean John/Diddy/Puff DaddyCombs.
Kanye? he seems egothistical enough to do this…
ddiddy got to be
well tey say its not diddy, but what about jayz
pharell williams? snop dog?
I don’t think a cologne called “Feltch” will sell very well.
LOL
GossipH – Stop trying to make feltch happen. Love, BG
I was thinking someone dumb like Akon, R. Kelly. Or how about Little Wayne? Isn’t he having a new baby every few months?
even Tiger Woods is more clever than Lil’Wayne with women
Someone who goes by lots of names like Diddy perhaps? and “rapper”- he must not be a very good one
I HATE to say it but maybe Eminem/ Marshall Mathers/ Slim Shady
Assman- song ass like that
cracked up to be- song crack a bottle ( maybe Dre or 50)
Or someone from NYC
It’s someone from NYC and Eminem is said to be a bad lover because his weewee is so tiny.
Fifty! His new movie was almost porn
You make an excellent point there. He looked like he knew what he was doing, too
yea i saw it, he had me laughing u should see his face when he was making love to that brazilian/ethiopian chic. my friends an d i were rolling, and those braids were just wrong.
Well, R Kelly can hardly copyright watersports(everyone pees) and hebephilia.
Kayne, well the whole fish thing…that could be it.
Who else would be idiotic enough to do this other than “king” Spencer Pratt???
Based on the “I kid you not”, I”m going to say Kid Cudi.
Yeah, I thought the “I kid you not” was a pretty big clue…
superman that…ummm solja boy? Seriously, that superman that (fill in the blank) sounds like a fit.
I am thinking the ever nasty Flav-A-Flav (or whatever). He’s always bragging about how once he nails a chick she can’t be satisfied with anyone else because of his “moves”. Ew. Plus “CLOCKwise” isn’t something you would normally see worked into a title.
I’m on board with Flavor Flav. The clockwise thing: he wears that huge clock around his neck.
I say the same thing. Clockwise made me think of him right off the bat.
I just threw up in my mouth a little
eminem
“Clockwise” made me think of the one and only FLAVA FLAV. Also, because rapper is in quotations and he was known as a hype man.
good idea
Good Guess
I was thinking that too because he is a big enough idiot to do that, but then with all the kids he has and all those lovely ladies from the flavor of love show you think that they could EASILY track someone down who has been with that.
LL Cool J
Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, P Diddy…Whatever he is going by these days.
Oops…My Bad. I didn’t read the last line. Sorry.
R.Kelly
The move will be peeing on ppl
Hence, the title of the B I
NELLY!!!
Nelly! or Lil Wayne
I have no idea who it is. However, the title of this BI made me laugh so unexpectedly I spit a little.
ThatOne – Thank goodness someone gets our obscure Seinfeld references! Love, BG
What makes me sad is that this celeb is so lame…my husband can get me twisted without any cologne or trademarked sex move…he rocks his unfamous ass!
oh my god, bg, i got it too. i love seinfeld!! but i have no idea about this blind. i was just geeked out by the assman license plate.
Jill – Full info on the Fusilli Jerry episode can be found here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fusilli_Jerry
Love, BG
im thinking ice T. He and Coco are all into franchising, porns too i believe.
With rapper in quotations, I’ll go for Ray J. He is a sad, pathetic little man who would definitely try to patent or copyright a sexual reference.
Good guess- didn’t he have a sex tape with Kimmy K?- Could relate to the “Assman” reference…
Lots of hate towards this, that or that other one rapper. Pray tell, is there ANY rapper who isn’t a major pathetic a-hole, capable of making us feel ashamed for belonging to the same species?
Flavor Flav is as good a guess as any other rapper, but the clockwise swirl in the title is just a reference to a Seinfeld episode, when Jerry shared his secret move with his mechanic. The mechanic used it on Elaine. Elaine had dated Jerry before and recognized the move. Jerry then was angry because the mechanic “stole” his move. It’s supposed to be preposterous because it’s comedy. In real life, it’s just incredibly foolish. In short, the title of the blind just makes fun of the blind’s subject, like most blind gossip titles do.
Ray-J, no, because he doesn’t rap.
I’m thinking Pleasure P because of the ? after pleasure…
Lil Wayne is totally crazy enough to do this.
I’ll go with the Kanye guess. His move is called “The Swift”, LOL!!!
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“Rapper” in inverted comments implies a quasi or untalented rap artist. Could be Diddy, who’s always been regarded in hip hop circles as a faux artist, or Flava Flav – recognized by more blind item readers as a member of The Surreal Life than Public Enemy.
I believe the Seinfeld quote referencing a “clockwise swirl” is a tongue-in-cheek poke at the clock Flava Flav wears.
reeks of Diddy
I really like the Flava Flav guess, but BG’s titles and pics are only relevent to BG posts.
How about Trey Songz? He is considered a singer but does rap a bit, and his new song is “I Invented Sex.” He also has a song called “Sexy Underwear,” and he collaborated with P. Diddy on “Swagger Like Us,” if that reference was in any way a clue. I honestly have no idea who this guy is (Googled), but apparently he’s pretty popular, especially in hip hop circles.
Clockwise….Flava Flav!!!