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Narcissistic Guy Thinks Rules Don't Apply to Him

man black eye 1BlindGossip – Who’s been behaving even more badly behind the scenes? This guy! He’s been famous for such a long time, he’s become quite the narcissist. He just doesn’t think the rules of life and scandals apply to him. Everyone loves me! Nobody will believe an opportunistic cocktail waitress over me! Well, Dude, what about two cocktail waitresses, two club hosts, a couple of hookers, and a porn star or two? Oh, yes, they’ll be crawling out of the woodwork now. You can’t blame the media for your bad behavior. You can’t shill for millions of dollars of consumer goods as the epitome of a good guy and then claim privacy when it comes to light that your good guy act is a sham. Take your lumps and quit blaming everyone else, and you’ll get past this scandal a lot faster.

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Otiger woods 2f course the correct answer is Tiger Wood! But note the date of our  original post. Only one cocktail waitress had announced herself at that point.  So why was BG so confident about identifying the rest of the women who would come out of the “wood”work? Well, we have a little confession to make. In this case, Source: BG

That’s right, folks. BG was in Las Vegas a few years ago when a lot of this was going down.  Without going into detail, we knew that there were at least that number and type of women in Las Vegas alone servicing Tiger. Frankly, it was so many years ago and so totally obvious that we just thought that everyone must have known by now that Tiger’s image is a complete fraud. Guess not, since many people were genuinely shocked by the disclosure.

Oh, and for the record, BG has never had sex with Tiger Woods. That’s our story and we’re sticking to it…

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59 comments to Narcissistic Guy Thinks Rules Don’t Apply to Him

  • Guessing?

    This is a BI??? OR Who else besides Tiger?

  • MN

    If this is about Tiger, which it certainly seems as though it is, it’s not exactly blind.

    So, despite immediately screaming, “TIGER!” and feeling good about myself for actually guessing correctly, I will try to put forth another candidate for this…

    Uhm…uhm…never mind. No one else comes to mind.

  • PhoebeS

    Got to be Tiger

  • GuyIncognito

    Well perhaps he’ll spot his reflection in a water trap at the golf course and fall in love…

  • Alex

    I thought the one in the picture was Hugh Laurie, blue eyes sporting a black eye, there are pictures of him out there now looking exactly like that

    • lulu

      i’m pretty sure this is Hugh’s eye (at least i think it’s meant to look like hugh’s), but i really don’t think this BI is about him. wonder what that means…

      • Yan

        ya i thought it was Hugh Laurie ’cause of the black eye as well :o P

      • NLP

        Hugh Laurie DOES come to mind because of his beautiful blue eyes and recent black eye. But that’s not his picture. The rest of the face that’s shown in the picture just doesn’t match him.

        So, I agree with the vast majority — it’s Tiger. What’s funny to me is my little-old-lady, very-proper, sweet mother. She doesn’t believe the stories (presumably because there are no photos of him actually caught in the act). One has to admire her faith in men — especially when it comes to famous male athletes who have women throwing themselves at them all the time!

  • AA

    This fits Tiger 100% except the part about blaming everyone else. I havent read where he has done that. He wrote that long ramble about his “transgressions” and letting his family down but I don’t recall him blaming anyone else. Can someone refresh my memory?

    • super sleuth

      In that long ramble, he wasn’t exactly blaming anyone else, but he was boo-hooing about the media for invading his privacy and making up falsehoods about his angel of a wife, who he still claims did not attack him or the property. So, in a way, yes he is blaming others for creating problems.

    • marissa

      This is tiger woods

      whats up with the obvious Blinds BG :D

  • ZZZ

    When I first saw this picture I thought it was Hugh Laurie. The only part that I don’t think applied to him is…” You can’t shill for millions of dollars of consumer goods as the epitome of a good guy” What products does Hugh endorse except for Schwepps which is only in foreign ads. Does he endorse anything domestically and has he really been famous for a long time in the US? I’ve heard he’s done a couple of series in the UK and some parts in B movies.

    I’m sure Hugh Laurie is guilty of the above mentioned gossip item this one is probably Tiger Woods….Did he get a black eye in the accident or is it just supposed to be show how he was injured in the accident?

    • Higgins

      Unless House is a million dollar endorser or athlete or currently involved in a scandal, i don’t see how it could refer to him.

    • Megley

      The photo is Hugh Laurie’s black eye (I think) and is there just to illustrate the “allegations” that Mrs. Tiger beat the crap out of Tiger. The blind IS NOT about Laurie, who got the black eye boxing in the gym or some such nonsense.
      In fact, it’s not even a blind at all.

    • E

      Hugh Lawrie has been very famous in the UK for probably 30 years. He has been in more than “a couple of series”. He had his own long-running comedy show with his then professional partner, Stephen Fry, as well as lots of other comedy roles. House is probably the first drama he has done.

    • NLP

      You must not know much about Hugh Laurie. The man has an inferiority complex second to none. (And if you knew a lot more about him you’d know exactly why he’s not out there, screwing around).

      And, from “E” ‘s reply about his work in drama, he obviously doesn’t know much about Laurie either.

  • betsy

    It does fit if you consider that Tiger is livid that tabloids are asking too many questions on what he considers “personal sins”. (or looking for more mistresses) Imho, Tiger doesn’t mind asking people for their time/attention/money when he is hawking his endorsements.

  • Shannon77

    I think the black literally refers to his accident and figuratively refers to his character…Tiger’s that is. I don’t understand how high profile people can think they’ll get away with quickies these days? Any pouty glamour shot toting parasite looks at these men and knows they’re ripe for the pickens’.

  • Shannon77

    I meant black eye…sorry

  • LostBall

    just to throw a curve in, “everybody loves me”? how about ray romano?

  • Mpaige

    What about Josh Duhamel? He has always had the good guy image, but I don’t know about the endorsements??? But the last line says take your “lumps” in one of Fergie’s songs she mentions her “Lady Lumps.” Just throwing this out there.

    • stinkweed

      If it weren’t for the “consumer goods” line, I’d totally agree with this. Black eye – black eyed peas. Lumps – Fergie’s Lady Lumps.

      Good alternate guess!

      Throw in the endorsements, though, and it’s back to Tiger.

    • Dirk

      But nobody would care. It wouldn’t attract enough interest for girls to crawl out of the woodwork.

  • miss dixie

    even before all this went down, the word narcissistic was synonymous with tiger woods to me.

  • chicaboom

    The tag says “sports”…Tiger people, not Hugh

  • KKL~

    It’s the Eye of the Tiger~ hardy, har, har

  • BunBunny

    Obviously I agree that this is Tiger.

    One interesting thing about the pic though: what does it sounds like when you say “Black Eye” a bunch of times?? lol ;o)

  • Dreamyvelvet

    I love the “Eye of the Tiger” and repetition of saying “black eye” fast a few times..freaking classic..I spewed my coffee when I read that lol…ahhh Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. We want to see you ROAR, not whore.

  • Kinky

    i mean i read this and immediately thought tiger too…however there are some other big name sport guys getting in trouble for affairs….anyone know about shaq and gilbert arenas.

    but we all know this is tiger…too bad….

  • Perhaps it’s time for Tiger to change his name to Cheetah!

  • Moe Moe

    It’s Vince Shlomi the ShamWOW weasel. 100% sure

  • d

    this is confusing. if this is tiger, it’s not blind. it’s also not blind that other women are coming out accusing him of having affairs with them. it sounds more like an opinion piece than blind gossip. but if it’s not him, it’s vague and there have to be clues somewhere. i don’t know why but i thought of brad garrett.

  • ISBN

    “behaving even more badly…” “famous for so long…”

    It’s totally Charlie Sheen. He’s managed to get lots of near-scandals covered up. When the whole Heidi Fleiss thing came out, he was rumored to be a real sicko.

    Although wait. The tag DOES say sports. And the whole “take your lumps” and the black eye…perhaps a well-known boxer? George Foreman?

  • megan

    come on guys – JON GOSSELIN!

  • ana magnani

    If we’re going by the photo then it it ooks like Hugh Grant or Hugh Laurie to me.

  • Spacey

    P. Diddy, wasn’t there already a blind about how he has abused Cassie. He has a clothes and perfume line and his record company is called bad boy.

  • Inspector Clouseau

    One would think that Tiger would stick with celeb’s or news babes that need to also keep their mouths shut.

    When Tiger left the v/m asking the cocktail waitress to delete her name from her cell phone v/m message, she played it for all her friends….

    And the former club hostess hires a lawyer who planned to hold a press conference to announce that her client is a homewrecker????

    Truly amazing..

  • brass

    How about Peyton Manning. Black eye=football? I don’t know.

  • Coco Lunette

    It’s Tiger–the hint is “out of the woodwork”

    • NLP

      Didn’t even think about that “out of the woodwork” bit. Good catch!
      I can only guess the blue eye gives them plausible deniability if Tiger tried to sue or threaten them with a slander suit.

  • mbizzle

    What about Dr. Phil???

  • Tina

    Hugh Laurie from “house”…

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