EOnline – There’s a humpy dude who’s still gorgeous and who used to be on a hit TV show that was often centered around lots of sand, and lots of boobs.
Let’s call him Sandy Boob then, shall we?
Sure is pretty, that Sandy! He’s also notoriously horny, and has been for many, many years, which, for the record, is about as much time it’s been since Sandy’s been a relevant player in the biz. Hmm. Could that be why Sandy’s suddenly getting less and less discreet about the fact that he likes to do what Crotch Uh-Lastic does, i.e, seduce guys to watery locales?
Yeah, probably, but guess what? Now that Sandy’s career is on hiatus (and has been for some time), Sandy’s friends tell us Mr. Boob decided for that very reason to start…
…not only acting out more sexually (hey, a release is a release, right?), but to also intentionally do it in a more cavalier fashion. Secretly hoping to get caught, just so he can deny it. After all, Sandy likes girls, has procreated, and always looks butch when he’s caught checking himself out in the mirror. You know the look, right? They sort of grimace when they’re checking their perfectly disheveled hair—like it’s so paining them to do so.
Well, that just about sums up Sandy’s acting talents, come to think of it. But that’s beside the point—or not? After all, the only reason Mr. Boob’s strutting it out there so much lately is because he’s dying for some heat on his career again. If not on his thighs.
It Ain’t: Brian Austin Green, Jason Priestley, Peter Gallagher
Luke Perry
We have a winner!
I like the Luke Perry Guess. The “It Ain’t”s made me think of Fox TV’s series (The O.C., 90210). I also like Ben McKenzie or Ian Ziering. Probably more toward Ian since Ben’s career hasn’t dried up. And Ian is Sandy haired, no?
it has to be luke perry. the title “back from the dead” he played in the original buffy the vampire slayer, and he was on 90210 too.
I think it’s David Charvet (Baywatch & then moved to Melrose Place. He played the bf of that red head who was killed.)Google a pic, he’s very pretty!
This is exactly what I thought when I first started reading it! There wasn’t a whole lot of “boobs” on 90210 was there? I guess I haven’t really ever watched it but I am assuming since it was geared at teens there wouldn’t be too much cleave.
Plus, Charvet has procreated with Brooke Burke!
I agree with this guess. ‘Sand and boobs’ immediately made me think of Baywatch.
First person I thought of. I don’t think it’s 90210. I immediately thought Baywatch.
This just SCREAMS Matthew McConaughey. Strutting on the beach, has procreated, did only one film in 2009, has a couple coming up next year.
Did you even read the item?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA LOL thank you that was totally need and well put
My thoughts exactly.
Seems like it refers to Baywatch … Jeremy Jackson?
Definitely Baywatch, David Charvet and Jason Brooks are hot and have kids, but for most notoriously horny my guess would be Michael Bergin, more model than actor, the whole Caroline Bessette thing, etc…
McConogay was not on a hit TV show. I’m thinking was there anyone other than the Hoff on Baywatch this could apply to?
David Charvet.. used to be on BayWatch but the “AND IT AIN’Ts” give you two 90210 alums.. so it’s confusing.. how ’bout Ian Ziering?
Not that I agree, really, but I’ve always thought Ian Ziering was gay..
Not sure if Ian Ziering has kids or not but he never struck me as “gorgeous”.
His wife is named Nikki and she’s an “actress”
i think they are divorced.
immediately came to my mind
I can’t find anything about Ian having children and IMDB shows he has a couple things in the works so probably not him.
ian zeiring was married to nikki zeiring and had a string of big boobed blonde bimbos both before and after her.(why do I know this) that’s his type. I can see this being him. I personally don’t find him hot, but I can see how he’d be classified as such. Big, blonde, beefcake, dimples, tommy boy crazy eyes. He has all the pieces, they just don’t work for me. HE doesn’t seem to have kid(s). Brian Austin Green does……….
oops need edit. BAG isn’t so much ’sandy’
Also his character’s name was Sanders (”Sandy”).
David Charvet is who I thought of first. Nothing was more sandy and booby than Baywatch. And the whole “get some heat on his thighs” thing makes me think of him being constantly in a swimsuit.
David Chokachee or Michael Bergin.
David was definitely fitting the description for me but no idea if he’s married
Jeremy Jackson (not that I find him hunky, but others might?)
He doesn’t have kids though does he?
Got to be someone on Baywatch.
That Stephen guy from Laguna Beach!he was on One Tree hill at some poin.and the reference to Cavalier is homage to Kristin Cavallari….
oh wait scrap that dont think hes got kids!!
Maybe the Jason guy from the same show??
im lost!forget i said anything!!!
I think It’s Tate Donavon or Luke Perry
I dunno, is either a “humpy dude who’s still gorgeous”? Am going with David Charvet on this one.
Would Hasselhoff be too old to fit this blind? He is the first one that came to mind for me.
That was my guess, too.
me too! all that mention of sand and boobs made me think Baywatch for sure.
IMDB has Luke Perry as having 3 projects in the works with his latest completed work from this year so I’m thinking maybe not him either.
If Tate Donaven has procreated then he sounds about right….barf!!!
Someone from Baywatch was my 1st and only guess. Hoff??
David Chokachi. His hair color is Sandy Blonde.
I second this one.
I thought of him, too. IMDB doesn’t show him with kids, but it does say he is married.
He’s working, but the projects read like the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
Costa Rican Summer 2
Boarding School 3D
Devour
The Putt Putt Syndrome
The Ascent
hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah…$5 DVD bin at Wal-mart! Love it!
Charvet.
I am going with David Charvet from Baywatch. He has children with Brooke Burke and “cavalier fashion” might be in reference to his dad being a former CEO of Sasson Jeans
im going with this
Also, there’s the “not Peter Gallagher” note. This blind doesn’t fit him at all (he was on the OC, I don’t think that was all boobs & beach) plus he’s still working fairly regularly.
The only reason I can think of him being on there is that he has the same dark hair as David Charvet.
Magnum PI – Tom Selleck?
This is a great guess, but may not be right for this BI.
This sounds like David Hasselhoff. I know he has a daughter and was on Baywatch back in the day.
David Chokachi doesn’t have kids.
The huff?
Dave Charvet or David Hasselhoff (I know, I had to)
Definitely one of these two.
Why is everyone guessing Luke Perry? What sandy, booby tv show was he on (yes, 90210 was situated in Beverly Hills, but it wasn’t beach-focused).
Luke Perry’s character was always at the beach, surfing.
Hardly.
Its probably Michael Bergin. He was on baywatch and was an underwear model for Calvin Klein. He hasn’t done much since he released that book about his relationship with JFK Jr’s wife.
There was a long list of who it’s not as a comment, where did it go? BG Im lookin at you
[BG does Robert Deniro]Yo Lemon! You lookin at ME? You lookin at ME? I think you’re talkin about the list on the Toothy thread. It’s there. Go back a couple of pages. Love, BG
David Hasselhoff.
Tom Selleck- For the WIN!!!!
Okay not sure who it is…but def someone from Baywatch.
When you think of sand and boobs what show comes to mind? Baywatch!
OMG, Guys…Obviously talking about Baywatch and did anyone have to think more than Charvet? It’s him. Hasn’t he been engaged to/married/pro-created with any number of one hit wonder Hollywood sex symbol starlets? Hasn’t worked for him before, now he’s going to what he knows best….
Mark-Paul Gosselaar. For sure. Done.
How so????
Mr. Boob = Mr. Brooke Burke. I say David Charvet.
I think that jason lewis came out last year, and has kids with his partner….I like the Tom Selleck guess…but I’m thinking this is a re-tread of an old item
ooops Jaason Simmons, not jason lewis who was in Sex and the city
joey lawence….
David Charvet, he is very good looking , has wife (Brooke) and they have kids (4 or 5 ?) He just looks to cute. Also he was a Baywatch alumni .
Brooke Burke and David Charvet have a son and a daughter together. She also has two daughters from her previous marriage, to Dr. Garth Fisher. Probably Charvet.
Sounds like Baywatch, so many to chose from on there. Going way, way back I’ll say Parker Stevenson – because he’s not been mentioned – not because it really sounds like him.
major props for mentioning the Hardy Boy there yoyo
Anyway, David Charvet i’m assuming it’s Charvet too.
I think it’s David Hasselhof.
This has to be Ian Ziering. He was married to former big-boobed (Mr. Boob reference) playmate Nikki Ziering, played the character Steve Sanders on 90210 (Sandy reference), and hasn’t any mainstream projects for ages. He fits this post perfectly!