LaineyGossip – When do the drugs kick in?
Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected.
There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of.
Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble.
At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth?
Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy. Not Taylor Swift.
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Agreed!!!
Sorry to break ranks, but gotta go for Taylor Momson (sp?) Seems like a major wild child with delusions of maturity. Glossy glitter = gossip girl – gg=gg.
Good point, sulkydog, but Gossip Girl is *not* a billion dollar brand. This is definitely about Miley.
Miley of course
Miley Cyrus
Billion dollar brand, glitter. This has to be Miley.
Does anyone think this is NOT Miley? ANYONE? OK, let’s move on.
Yes, I think it is Demi Lovato.
As much as it sounds like Miley, yes, I believe it’s Demi. I know she thought she was preggers a little while back, tho it’s made to seem she’s innocent and pure.
Errr… Tom and Will?
(other usual names here)
You left out Katie.
she is a billion dollar brand. and she wants to sex up after the virginity talk. i just heard her American song for the first time and she mentions JZ and Brit songs.
please. paging Betty Ford, please reserve a room (and get ready for the B Walters sit down about daddy…).
Sounds like Britney Spears clue words: “not that innocent” and “handlers”
Oh…wait…Miley thinks she is the next Britney….nvm. Ok, you win Sean.
Britney had two kids, I think the ship has sailed on everyone knowing she’s had sex.
Miley.
bwahahahahasha
I agree, if the entire world has seen your poon and you shaved your head and every publicly went bat shit crazy in the most epic of epic manners you really don’t have much of an image to protect…
I would say Miley but actually would Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez be better guesses? They have promise rings don’t they and are friends with Taylor Swift, while Miley isn’t.
Agreed – Demi Lovato, isn’t she now dating a Jonas Brother – that’d be the connection to Taylor Swift.
Didn’t a magazine a few months ago out her as a cutter also?
Miley is friends with Taylor Swift. She and her did a song together called Fifteen and performed it at a reward show. Also I thought Miley had a promise ring.
Yeah, A ring that says she promises not to tell anyone…
um. no. Taylor Swift has a song called fifteen. Miley sang it with her, but it is her song.
Also I heard earlier this year that Miley had an abortion all ready. I don’t know if that was true. I’m just saying the rumors are out there.
But Demi and Selena do not have billion dollar brand. Sure the BI could be referring to Disney in general but something about it makes me think Hannah Montana. Ugh.
Exactly. Billion dollar brand can only be just a handful of people and Miley is the only one in this age group who fits. And the “not so innocent” designation is reminiscent of Britney, and Miley is pretty much the next Britney. Except I must admit that Miley can actually sing, unlike Brit Brit. God help us all.
Are you high or have no knowledge of what a real singer sounds like? Whitney (before the drugs), Mariah, Alicia keys and even, kelly Clarkson are true singers. Miley is not. Britney can sing. Have you not seen her 6yrold star search video? Her people have just let her become over-produced.
No, DT, Britney CANNOT sing. Britney’s “music” is so produced and electronically manipulated that even the screams of a cat in heat could be made to sound like her. Have you ever heard Britney sing acoustic? Nope, and, no doubt, we never will. I have, on the other hand, heard Miley sing acoustic, and YES, she CAN sing. Do I like her? No. Am I a fan? Most definitely, NO. But I have to give credit where credit is due. And, to respond to your incredibly rude and snarky remark, NO, I am not “high”.
Neither Miley or Britney can sang. I admit that Miley can sand better than Britney but thats not even a big deal considering that Britney can’t sing. Also them high notes in Party in the USA is produced because when she was on that MTV divas show she sang it live. In them high notes weren’t even high notes, they were screams. My cousin was like why is she yelling and I was trying to defended her by saying she means to do that, But it was awful. Like I said, she can sang better than Britney, But its nothing special.
Oh, and I haven’t seen anybody mention the little blurb about “the Lord”. Another clue…Miley is always talking about being such a good little Christian girl.
agree with everything you said, MizFabulous.
First, get a sense of humor, MizFabulous. Second, check your facts. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdRKmTb82nQ&feature=related
Third, the high notes in “Party in the USA” must have been that cat you write about. Take it down a notch, it’s only gossip.
Britney COULD sing before all the booze and drugs. Miley, however, does nothing that resembles music. makes my soul hurt to listen to her.
the billion dollar brand has got to be disney. and who is so obviously not innocent? miley!
Yeah, no way Selena or Demi are a billion dollar brand without Disney. Miley’s worth more than that all on her own… it’s so her.
I wish I had a better guess than Miley, but I don’t. If the Olsen’s were a 5 years younger, I’d guess one of them but Miley FTW!
what does ftw mean?
For The Win, or Fuck The World, depends on how you use it.
so not a blind.. this wreaks of Miley…
Not that innocent?? BRITNEY! Hello?
Right? Maybe it’s too obvious…
I agree! Britney Spears!
Hmm, didn’t think so at first but maybe this IS Britney after all. The ‘when do the drugs kick in’ can refer to the mental meds that she is supposedly taking and her shoot recently could have been related to her upcoming album 3/music video/song release. Hmmmm…. And the drinking would in fact be a big deal for her, given her history…
uh I’m pretty sure we all know she has sex already. she has two kids. she’s also legal drinking age so who gives a crap if she like martinis. sounds like Miley trying to BE Britney.
Britney is like 26 by now. I think this is someone who is still a teenager.
she’s damn near thirty who gives a crap is she is drinking martinis. She has two kids so while yelling about it over a PA might not be the classist thing in the world is it that big a deal that she said she enjoy’s getting eff….Britney certainly still has a brand that is valuable, but once the entire world has seen your poon and you publicly go absolutely head shaving, umberalla weilding, pink wig wearing bat shit crazy I don’t think your brand really is endangered by people finding out you’ve been drinking martinis, hell seeing as that martinis seem to be a yuppie-ish type drink it might even be an upgrade for brit brit
^ LOL – I think it’s pretty clear that brand Britney is not running on the assumption she’s a god fearing non drinking virgin anymore!
LMAO – Yes, exactly! The fact that they point out that this individual was drinking makes me believe they’re underage.
so right…britney has already had her fall from grace, the jig is up with her
Miley Cyrus.
Is it wrong I’m just glad it’s not Taylor Swift? Also, it’s Miley Cyrus.
Ha ha, no I thought the same thing as soon as I read it. I kinda like her. *singing “Picture to Burn” to myself*
I IMMEDATELY thought of Short Bus. She’s slipping back into her old ways with those filthy Uggs and cooter shorts, she has handlers (who apparently are falling asleep on the job), she HAS to be sat down and talked to about things as she is unable to live her own life.
“Short bus”? That is such an extremely offensive term.
Nah, it’s funny.
Britney is a twice divorced mother of 2…no one thinks she’s a virgin. This is a young girl. Although I think this is Miley…I’ll throw Taylor Momsen out there. She’s some sort of young train wreck (no 15 year old should look that beat).
Just from looking at Taylor Momsen, I’d agree she has a problem, and a big one. As you say, no 15/16 year old should look that knackered and she’s lost a lot of weight, which suggests drug use. However, she isn’t worth that much and her rep isn’t build on being a good girl (there was that strange pneamonia (sp) hospitalisation that went on last year).
filthy Uggs and cooter shorts
this is called grew up in kentwood I wouldn’t read anymore into it.
Any guesses as to when Miley’s first porn flick comes out? I’m guessing right after she goes on Oprah to tell the world about “Daddy’s secret visits” to her bedroom late at night. Remember the Vanity Faire article?
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Lainey has ruled out Ali Lohan on her site today too.
I’m with Miley on this one too.
Totally Miley.. mentions her parents at the end and everyone knows her dad at least
I think Miley’s mother was a groupie that her father knocked up and later married….
The apple does not fall far from the tree.
Miley all the way.
this is totally miley….she desperate to show she’s not a little girl anymore
i hope this is Miley….she is a horrible role model on her way to the Lohan path….it won’t be long before she is a washed up mess!
Whoever it is: their parents need to get their heads out of their a$$ and stop riding the money train to rehab.
pretty stupid the Britney guesses!This has loser Cyrus all over it!!!Billion dollar brand is Hannah whatever!
It’s so Miley. The lessons from mommy and daddy imply famous parents (Billy Ray), and bragging about sex also could be a hint about Miley’s Sex and the City 2 role.
This SCREAMS Miley.
It’s a shame, in this day and age, that young women still have to be worried about pregnancy. Let’s get the Friedan spirit back….
MIley cyrus
This blind sounds AWFULLY familiar, i.e. I am sure I read it a while back … does anybody have the same feeling?
The spelling is “orifice”, by the way.
I caught that, too!
Cloris Leachman.
f*, that means i have to throw out all my cloris leachmen sheets, notebooks, sweatshirts, posters and toothpaste….i’m SO disappointed in her and her billion dollar empire
If it is not Miley Cyrus now, it may very well be her soon at the rate she is going trying trying to ‘push the envelope’ past the “Hannah Montana” image!!!! Even my two young daughters, only 8 & 11, have commented negatively about her recent choices of clothing, and choreography!
This is definitely miley, she branded the hannah montana name so now she gets all of the proceeds
Could only be Miley. How many girls younger than 21 are a billion dollar business?
And Brit and even her sister, Jamie Lynn, have aleady had children.
Kate Gosselin.
Isn’t Joe Jonas dating Demi Lavato? Wasn’t he also seen leaving her home after spending the night just last week?
I’m going to vote for Demi Lavato.
LOL too gay to function.
What about one of the twinks from Twilight? Is that a billion dollar brand?