CDAN – Two marriages. Two cheats. Two men kicked to the curb. Actually from what I heard the first one may have been literally kicked to the curb. The first marriage involves a celebutard and his B list actress wife on a hit television show. He cheats almost constantly and doesn’t care who knows it. He knows that his wife doesn’t want to be seen as a failure so he takes advantage of that and keeps on cheating. The second marriage is even easier to guess than the first. Actor and a singer. What you might not know though is that the actor has been to scared to even cross paths with his wife except in the most public of places for fear that she will go off on him physically and verbally. To say that she is going through this event quietly would be very wrong. In fact, just this morning everyone in LaGuardia airport could hear her yelling at him on the phone.
#1 – Celebutard
#2 – B list actress
#3 – B list actor
#4 – Singer
The second couple would be Fergie & Josh
Yeah, didn’t some stripper just out him with the fact that she and Josh spent all night long doin’ the dirty in private?
Josh and Fergie for the actor and singer
#1 Chris Ivery
#2 Ellen Pompeo
#3 Josh Duhamel
#4 Fergie
Think you got it! God, Fergie could seriously kick some arse.
Dude, I think you’re right! So sad about Ellen because she just had a baby.
Chris Ivery is a horrible cheat but he is *not* a celubutard. While I agree with Josh and Fergie for the 2nd couple I think the 1st couple is Tori and Dean.
yes, what qualifies chris ivery as a ‘celbutard’?
Yeah, I don’t think Chris Ivery constitutes any celebrity status, even a celebutard one.
but ellen hubby is not a celebutard?? or whatever, isn’t he a producer of something….
Agreed! You got this one!
Someone should have warned J. Duhamel about how meth heads react when angered… STAY AWAY…
Aw I feel sorry for everyone involved
oh wait, no i dont
LMAO @ LemonDrop
There are photos of Fergie at LaGuardia today without Josh so I have to believe you are right on for this one!
Here is a link to a photo -
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/fergie-says-goodbye-to-the-big-apple-212853/
The first couple id Dean and Tori Spelling and the could be Nick and Mariah Carey but after reading everyone elses I think it’s Josh and Fergie.
Well Fergie was just in NYC for the Rock and Roll hall of fame concert so it puts her in the right location.
Pretty sure WTFOMGLOLROTFL nailed this!
Couple #2 is obvs Fergie & Josh, but what about David Arquette and Courtney Cox for couple #1? I don’t see Chris Ivery being called a “celebutard”.
David Arquette is an actor, so I think that they would classify him as such, not “celebutard”. I also think that WTFOMGLOLROTFL nailed it.
There are lots of celebutards that act… Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Paris Hilton etc etc etc, right? Maybe I’m confused, but Chris Ivery isn’t even famous!
If couple #2 is Josh & Fergie I feel very sad for her, especially because they are newly married. I read the Natl Enquirer article and the stripper is just average looking at best and obviously a money grubber. She also stated that he was the best lay she ever had and for a stripper to say that he must really be something special. So…since Josh will probably be divorced soon I would like to ask him to please call me, I’m not a stripper but I’ll dance my skinny butt off for one night with him. Sorry Fergie.
LMAO I think this is one of the funniest posts I’ve read here.
Couple #1 Tori and Dean
Couple #2 Mariah and Nick
were are people getting mariah and nick from???? Fergie was just in NYC, so she could have been at the LaGuardia.
IDK about the first couple, Some posted Ellen Pompeo and Chris Ivery, But I wouldn’t classify Chris as a celebutard. I thought he was a music exec or something.
And why are people even suggesting Tori and Dean for couple #1??? It clearly says the wife of couple #1 is an actress on a hit television show. Even if they were talking about Tori and Dean’s reality show, wouldn’t it mention that BOTH are on the show?
What is the definition of “celebutard”?
here is the definition of celebutard from urban dictionary “A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.” I know, not exactly Websters, but still. I dont think Chris Ivery is really known for being “famous” by more than like 20 people on the planet, as well as the fact that he is not famous for being dumb and vapid……
JMO
I think WTFOMGLOLFOTFLblahblahyatayata (BTW I seriously LUV your name!!) got couple #2 right, but I think Joann got couple #1 right…congrats both of ya!
I think you’re right….Couple #1 = Tori and Dean & Couple #2 = #3 Josh Duhamel and Fergie.
Agreed! Definitely Josh and Fergie for #2.
Chris Ivery is a record producer and he was independently successful before he met Ellen Pompeo, whereas Dean Whatshisface mostly was busy saving real estate on his arm for that tattoo of Tori Spelling’s face. Ugh, he’s such a creeper.
I don’t think Tori’s show would qualify as a hit tv show, would it?
Unless they meant the original 90210, no. I read the blind as though the wife is on a CURRENT hit tv show as well.
Also, I don’t think she would qualify as a B List actress by any standard.
Yeah, she’s more celebutard, not T & D
@LadyE Chris was a record producer before he met Ellen, but he was not a successful one. I thinks its Ellen and Ivery for #1 and #2.
Eek, that just makes me sad for Ellen Pompeo. I’ll bet you’re right then, I’m changing my vote!
Doesn’t make that Tori Spelling’s husband any less strange, though.
Not that we need proof but thought I would throw this link in anyway….
http://www.showbizspy.com/article/194169/fergie-puts-husband-in-doghouse-over-cheating-claims.html
I think the most important clue about the first couple is contained in this phrase: “… the first one may have been literally kicked to the curb.” So, the first actress, wife of the celebutard, literally “kicked” him to the curb. That, combined with the photo, makes me believe that the actress is proficient in a martial art. The following married actresses practice martial arts: Jessica Alba, Courtney Cox, Sarah Michelle Geller, The only one who really fits is Cox. B list is just about right, and Cougar Town is a hit. And David Arquette could accurately be described as a Celebutard, as he is more famous for being famous than for a body of work. The second couple is obviously Fergie and Josh, but I doubt that Josh slept with a female stripper.