How to Help a Man Get Over His Dog

st bernard 1PopBitch – Back in the 80s, Bernie Winters was staying in the same hotel as a hard-living rock band. He got talking to one of the female members, who ended up in reality TV. Bernie was visibly distraught, as his dog, Schnorbitz, had died. The big-hearted girl ended up walking him back to his room and going in for a drink. He broke down in tears again, and she ended up putting her arm around him to comfort him a bit. She claimed that when she lifted her head she realised that Bernie had his cock out… The singer told people afterwards “I just let him jizz on my knee. I mean his f**cking dog had just died, for Christ’s sake, what was I supposed to do?”

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22 comments to How to Help a Man Get Over His Dog

  • Pickle Me This

    Jane Wiedlin – she did the Surreal Life.

  • Tracey

    How about Carnie Wilson? She’s about to do another reality show about her weight.

  • Nina

    Sharon Osbourne

  • stinkweed

    Joan Jett

    • AA

      Joan has not done a reality show and it says “one of the female members”. Joan is the only female member of her band The Blackhearts.

      • Beans

        Little rock history lesson here . . . before Joan was a part of The Blackhearts, she helped form the all girl group The Runaways. They toured the world, produced 5 albums, and were together from roughly 1974-79. :)

        However you are correct on one point – she’s not been on reality TV. :)

      • AA

        To add to that lesson, Lita Ford was in the Runaways with Joan and there is a Runaways movie coming out soon. I doubt Lita will be portrayed in the movie much since she wanted no part of it.

    • Sean

      You do understand that Joan is openly lesbian, don’t you? I don’t think she would let some guy jizz on her leg.

      • AA

        Although today she is openly lesbian, she has dated men in the past. Waaaay in the past but they are there. But this blind is obviously not Joan for reasons stated above.

    • Me

      Joan Jett is not openly lesbian, she has never officially come out! She has stated continually that she will never tell and dosen’t feel the need. If you listen to the music you can figure it out for yourself. Most of her songs are about bisexuality, fyi. Rock n Roll, to her, is about fantasy and coming out would exclude one group or another, therefor, she has stated she will not tell.

    • stinkweed

      I missed the “reality” part of the BI.

      Joan doesn’t hide the fact that she’s gay, but doesn’t go out of her way to profess it. I’d say she’s openly gay, just not in your face about it. At the same time, I don’t think she’d kill a pathetic guy bawling about his dog for jizzing on her knee.

      Obviously not her, as she didn’t do the reality thing, though.

  • Mr Hump

    PopBitch is a UK website (of which I am a user) and the answer prob won’t mean much to you colonials.

    The lass in question is Rowetta, formerly of the Happy Mondays, and latterly a contestant on X-factor (our version of American Idol).

    Back in the Happy Monday days she was legendary for her BJ abilities – she took her false teeth out and went to work! 😉

    • Alex

      Were there other female members in the Happy Mondays?

      • Pickle Me This

        Not according to Wikipedia (also the date she joined is off):

        Formed in 1980, the band’s original line-up was Shaun Ryder on lead vocals, his brother Paul Ryder on bass, lead guitarist Mark Day (aka “Moose” or “Cowhead”), keyboardist Paul Davis, and drummer Gary Whelan. Mark “Bez” Berry would later join the band onstage during a live performance after befriending Shaun Ryder (known to him as “X”) and served as a dancer/percussionist. Rowetta Satchell joined the band to provide backing vocals in the early 1990s.

    • Sneaky Pete

      That’s awesome!

  • Penguin

    Wikipedia says she didn’t join the Happy Mondays until 1990.