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Actor’s Young Date has One Function

cleavage 3CDAN – This Emmy nominated former B list actor and now C list movie actor was seen in a Vancouver restaurant over the weekend. Our actor was with a blonde who was less than a third his age and who seemed to have one function. The function was to let men look down the top of her dress which was encouraged by our actor. Throughout the time he was at the restaurant he also leered at every woman that walked by his table. Our actor’s date didn’t seem to mind in the least. Oh, and our actor has an arrest record and has not been kind to women in the past.

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36 comments to Actor’s Young Date has One Function

  • LemonDrop

    Omg wtf. He’s a sleazeball, she’s a skank.

    Alec Baldwin.

  • shellbelle

    Tom Sizemore?

  • Chuck Deez

    The guy who play Urkel or the guy who play Eddie Winslow.

  • lautre femme

    being arrested for it isnt a prerequisite for batterers…NDA’s protect those with plenty to hide, Rhianna was a HUGE exception.

  • shellbelle

    Tom Sizemore was nominated for a Golden Globe. It was for Best Actor in a Television Movie or Mini-series… but I couldn’t find anything saying Emmy specific.

  • Nick

    Michael Caine. Once B, now playing Batman’s butler. Sad… Great actor.

    • Anonymous

      Michael Caine is/was B-List? On what planet? He’s been a major star for over forty years and has won two Academy Awards. Perpetual A List, definitely. And the Oscars would have been mentioned, not Emmys, had it been Caine. Besides, Caine never was a TV star before moving into films.

      Let’s see, guy’s at minimum in his early sixties. Formerly pretty high up on the TV food chain, now a middling film actor. Arrest record (for what, it’s not mentioned, so don’t assume it’s spousal abuse), and has a rep of not treating women nicely. That’s a lot of info, but I’m going to throw out a guess: Eugene Levy. 62 years old, Canadian, Emmy nominee as a member of SCTV, now stuck doing American Pie films.

    • Coco

      Nick, you are deluded. What’s he supposed to play…Batman himself? Michael Caine is an ACTIVE A-lister. Being too old to play handsome swains or prime-of-life superheroes does not make him a has-been.

    • plum

      Michael Caine is a legend (and won 2 Oscar)as Sean Connery!

    • stinkweed

      How is it sad to have a part in one of the most popular movie series of all time?

    • Megley

      Sad? Seriously? Who’s writing parts for actors “of a certain age” these days? On one hand, he’s lucky he still gets work. On the other hand, Caine makes a great Alfred.

    • Nick

      I love Michael Caine, but:

      1) I’m almost sure he spent most of his career playing supporting roles.

      2) Alfred is a lame role in a lame movie. I don’t care what the box office says, that movie is ridiculous. I only saw about half of it, couldn’t stand it all the way through. It’s a box office hit because an entire notably childish generation, obsessed by comic book super heroes, has now grown into the adult age and packs the movie theaters. Bunch of men-children in their 30s still lusting after weird dudes in capes.

      And Christian Bale is even worse than Michael Keaton!

      • Coco

        Playing supporting roles is better than leads. The role are usually more challenging and compared to leads, the opportunities are endless. Caine may be a star, but he is an actor first.

        Let’s not judge someone else’s success by your standards. If we were to do that, I am sure that all of us would qualify as failures. I assure you that I don’t see myself as a failure despite the fact that I am neither a star nor an actor,

      • stinkweed

        No one said it’s a great movie, just a successful franchise.
        Actors are clamoring for parts. Having a part in one does not make you “sad” – it makes you smart. A
        nd being a supporting actor does not make you less of an actor. The man has 2 Oscars and 3 nominations for yes, lead actor parts – not to mention numerous Golden Globe and Emmy nominations. That’s just in the US.

    • marialfc

      Isn’t Michael Caine gay?!?!?!

    • MollySue

      Sorry Nick, but even if we ignore the 60s, your argument doesn’t really hold that much water. He has had some jobbing roles in support (he was wasted in The Weatherman – wasted!), but other supporting roles are still central character, such as Jasper in Children of Men. But he still has starring roles in many of the films he does, like “Educating Rita”, “The Quiet American”, “Little Voice”, “The Actors”. Ok not all are big budget blockbusters, but considering they’re geared at 18-34 year old hetero men, what else are could be expected?

      As I said, I think you’re wrong anyway, from what I’ve learned from other fans and interactions by people I know with him during the filming of The Actors, he really keeps himself to himself off-screen and does not draw attention to himself. Nor can I find any mention of him ever having been arrested.

      I suspect it’s an Emmy-nom of more recent vintage than the 1990s.

    • shortbread

      please stop feeding the troll. thx – mgt.

  • MollySue

    I beg your pardon, Michael Caine is NOT c-list, or B-list for that matter.

    Plus it’s not him, Shakira is always with him, and still looks a damn sight hotter than any 20 year old floozie. And unlike that windbag Connery, I’ve never heard of him mistreating his wife.

    I’m actually thinking William Hurt, he’s in his 50s at least (making the girl around 18) and beat seven bells out of Marlee Matlin on regular occassions. Plus he’s a scuzzbag.

  • duckie

    given the age comment its likely someone in their 60s… nick nolte is a drunk with an arrest record and an emmy nomination.

  • meh

    james woods, anyone? sounds like some of the super-sleazy stuff he’d pull.

  • Ahorsenamedbill

    I think this could be Ben Stein “Bueller . . .Bueller”
    He did this back in the late 90s in D.C.
    I saw it many times
    He would say to me “look at her (referring to the “child”/girl he was dragging around for the weekend) “look at her body”
    He was quite taken with himself adnauseu
    Also the Emmy non could be for writing ?
    Def still works on movies – bit parts

  • Memee

    I’m going with William Shatner.

  • Cosette

    Probably someone who is working on the A-Team movie up in Vancouver?
    Its not Mel, he is in NYC filming The Beaver.

    Filming in Vancouver right now:
    The A-Team
    Beyond the Black Rainbow
    Sucker Punch
    Charlie St. Cloud
    30 DAYS OF NIGHT: DARK DAYS
    DANCING NINJA
    The Best Player
    CAPRICA
    Fringe
    Hiccups
    Human Target
    Life Unexpected
    Psych
    Smallville
    Stargate
    Supernatural
    V

  • Lozza

    I think Nolte is a pretty good guess.

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