CDAN – I was picking up food … and a B list television actor with A list name recognition on a hit network drama walked in and was standing next to me yammering away for 5 minutes or so. I was at Milk Bakery on Beverly when he and his buddy walked in. His buddy made some comment about ordering ice cream and our actor said oh dude, I work out so much I can afford to eat this. Um….I beg to differ, but hey, he didn’t ask my opinion. Our actor and his C list actress wife are looking at houses and our actor was saying how his friend’s wife had told our actor’s wife about this beautiful house. Well, our actor’s wife saw the house and loved it, and put an offer in on it despite the fact that their friends had wanted to buy it and will freak when they find out they have been stabbed in the back.
Is this writer trying to be the new Ted C. of unintelligible writing? Because there are too many pronouns in that blind to even figure out what is going on much less who the blind is about.
OK, I re-read the blind more slowly (and with little breaks) and I have a better idea what is happening but now I am too tired to guess.
I thought it was just me! I need my “Ted Casablanca secret decoder ring” for BI’s like these.
That being said, i still have no clue.
wtf
Exactly. WTF?
I dunno McSteamy and the Noxzema girl?
That’s my guess! I’m also thinking that CDAN didn’t write this. It’s probably just an item that somebody submitted to them.
Somebody needs to teach this character his A, B, C’s!
Boring
second
Any famous couple that just bought a house, snaked their friends on the deal. Courtney and David buy and rennovate houses. No other clue.
Never mind a guess. Just how good are the pastries at the Milk Bakery?
eric dane and his wife rebecca gayheart( on some CDaN readers)
who cares, and why is this a blind item.
Wow, I completely agree. ZzzZZzzZZZZ!
Who did what to what? I have no idea what that blind is even trying to say happened!
CDAN and E!Online have TERRIBLE gossip writers. Does Courtney Love write for CDAN?
? did ? with ?
so is this about buying a house the friends wanted or being too fat to eat ice cream?!?!
“Too fat to eat ice cream”? Isn’t the CDAN guy about 400 lb.?
Haha yes! But if you go to the site, it says his ex-wife told this story to him so he is relaying what she said.
Please. Everything about CDAN is complete fiction. There’s no 400 pound lawyer. There’s no ex wife. There’s just a chick up in Canada who writes progressively worse (and fake) blind items.
How do you know?