Eonline – Let’s get something straight right now: Yes, I often write Blind Vices that are fairly obvious; this one isn’t. That’s a pretty big clue. And so, too, is Slink-a-Rella Jiggle’s rear end.
See, it’s the main thing that got her beautifully bodied man, Dumbo Pecs, to ask her to marry him (her boobs sure didn’t hurt, either). Well, that and the fact that Slink-a-Rella wasn’t exactly actually Dumbo’s first choice to be his wife. So Pec thought, Well, I do like Slinky’s big ol’ bottom, so why the hell not give this a try, huh?
Aren’t men funny? They make life decisions based on the most interesting things, like the notion that Dumbo also felt marriage to Slinky would…
…help his career, which is the most stupidass thing I’ve ever heard.
What Dumbo wasn’t really paying attention to (since he’s not really great about heeding the advice of those he pays to give it to him) was the unavoidable fact that his career was doing, uh, doing quite nicely before he ever met Ms. Jiggle. And if anything, Dumbo’s marriage to Slink-a-Rella has stalled his pro job, if only a bit.
Will Dumbo’s day gig continue to sorta meander along, you think, until this kind of weirdo marriage of his suddenly busts up, as most of his friends think it will? And pretty messily, at that. Hard to say. And besides, a good pair of butt cheeks is hard to find in this town of starved women, so can’t say I blame Mr. Pecs all that much.
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