CDAN – This former A list singer and now a probably a B- or C+ went off on her ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn’t have to make that effort very often.
Alanis Morissette & Ryan Reynolds
I like this guess too
Except why on earth would Ryan want to sleep with Alanis when he has Scarlett? I never understood how he could be with Alanis he is about a million times better looking than her.
I disagree. Maybe I am delusional, but I’d take Alanis over Scarlett any day of the week. Take away her curves and make-up and little else remains. If you listent o her in interviews, she tries hard to project great depth and insight without saying anything real.
Alanis may be irksome to most, but I think she is tremendously cool. I met her once, she is down to earth and fun to talk to.
Thank you, I’m with you on that!
DUH – Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo
This totally makes sense. Her career has tanked, and I could definitely someone asking her to keep her mouth shut during sex.
ditto w/ this. second guess: JLo and Affleck
Jessica Simpson was never an A list singer, NO WAY.
She wasn’t an A list singer, but back in the days of The Newlyweds, she could’ve been called an A-list celebrity.
i like your idea
i was thinking jlo and affleck.
neither romo nor reynolds are alist
i can’t imagine jlo as someone who has to shut her up during sex. i really don’t think she that annoying when it comes to sex. a lady with that booty? nuh uh!
‘cuz ladies with booties never have dull sex! well, at least, not for me! (:
No way Jenny from the Bronx is keeping quiet during sexy time.
I’ve dated latin women and they are the best
Yeah right. :rolleyes: You got em all, Inspector C.
hmmm annoying woman and A list guy. I gotta agree with @GuyIncognito Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. He is a high profile football player. They don’t say what the guy is an Alister in.
Either Tony Romo or John Mayer maybe?
I’m torn between these two. But…John Mayer seems more apt to say something like this, and unfortunately, I think he’s probably more likely to be considered A list than Romo.
I remember reading that hotel guests would complain that about how loud Jess and John’s sex romps were… So maybe she is loud. Maybe Romo didn’t like how loud she was. I could see him needing to focus and concentrate like an athlete.
sorry it was Amanda!
Jessica Simpson & John Mayer
I agree MizFabulous. I can see John Mayer saying it, but I don’t think Tony Romo has the balls. If it were Romo, I think they’d find a different way to describe him than A lister.
It says they only had sex every few months. To me Tony and Jessica seemed more like the married couple who never had sex. But it could be John and Jessica assuming John was only with her for publicity and he was getting some on the side, which I don’t think is too much of a stretch. I’m going to go with John and Jessica.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/04/john_mayer_preferred_a_quiet_j.php
Wasn’t there already a story about how John Mayer tricked J Simps into being quiet to avoid hearing her talk? Jerk to the nth degree.
That link was a gr8 find! Looks like Jess & John M.
@oh snap! That WAS a great find! Although I can’t stand John Mayer, I honestly can’t say that I blame him! Can you IMAGINE having to listen to that inane chatter CONSTANTLY? Mayer might be a shameless self-promoting *, but one has to admit…he’s pretty dang good at it!
Jessica has never been A.. maybe a B+ when she was with Nick… she’s more like a D now.. ..He being an “A lister” could be related to movies… so maybe it is Ryan Reynolds and Alanis… he’s very much in demand right now….
If Ryan Reynolds is an A lister now, then Jessica was back in 2005. I think he could eventually be A list maybe if that Green Lantern movie is big
I don’t think Jessica was ever an A list singer. For a time she was an A list reality TV star. Chicken of the Sea anyone?
I still have a hardy laugh about that one. Really is she THAT slow or was that just to pump up talk about the show?….
yeah but is this chicken, what I have, or is it fish? I know it says tuna, but is it chicken or fish?
I much preferred the I don’t eat buffalo wings. Gross wings of buffalo!
Just throwing it out there…
Brit Brit and Timberlake (the ‘list’ classifications seem to fit pretty darn well)
Am with you. That was my first thought, too.
Yeah if the fish looks fat it must be Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. He’s so much of a tool, he definitely wouldn’t have problems spewing this kind of nonsense and she’s so insecure she’d go for it! At least she has money!!