BlindGossip – While we are pleased that the newer styles of blue jeans include higher waists, there is one female star who needs a little help in the fashion department. She doesn’t seem to be able to find a pair of pants that don’t embarrass her in one way or another. She still wears those low-slung jeans that simultaneously highlight both whale tail and muffin top…and even the occasional plumber’s crack.
We were pleased to see her recently in the newer, higher waist jeans with the stove pipe legs, until we realized that her legs were being squeezed so hard that her legs looked like tightly packed sausage links. While she is still blaming her genes for her inability to look good in jeans, maybe she should steer clear of skinny jeans and stick to the boyfriend style. Especially if she’s got a baby on board. And definitely steer clear of those horrid Mom jeans, mmmkay?
mariah carey
Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson did try and rock the Mom Jeans…gawd, those are the worst pants ever..*gag*
Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Britney?
Beyonce or maybe Kim Kardashian?
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Aniston
Mariah Carey. She’s preggers and always looks awful in skinny jeans.
Obama
Michelle or Barry?
hahahahaha!! good one!
“mmmkay” is bizarrely thrown in there, it seems to be a clue, right? But all it reminds me of is Mr. Mackey on South Park.
Mooooooriah keeps getting bigger. I would say it’s her.
I know the picture usually means who it is not but in this case BG does not say its not Misha. The picture of her in her ill fitting pants makes me think it is and the blind is not scandalous so there is no real reason for making it a blind….maybe its not?
UGH Just noticed BG doesnt say “it’s not” on their posts. Back to the drawing board….
Hi A – It’s not Mischa. We just think that those pants are a excellent example of what NOT to wear. Love, BG
I am guessing Khloe Kardash. She’s the “big boned” one in the family and rumored to be PG.
Khloe Kardashian Odom. Jeans always look too tight on her thighs. Would not wnat to wrestle with her, maybe a pillow fight instead.
“Do these jeans make my butt look like two pit bulls wrestling in the back?” lol
Kelly Clarkson?
khloe sounds like a good guess. the items that i pick out as clues are “mmmk” and “we were pleased” but i dont know how that related to khloe
Kate Hudson?
I agree! She has a total sausage body- poor thing!
I’m gonna go out and say Kelly Clarkson. We’ve all seen how she’s gotten…well, “fuller” as of late and I doubt that anyone has thought highly of her fashion choices on television or out on the street.
That’s just my opinion.
Kimmora lee simmons. She would definatley be the type to be in denial about her weight
Britney. How many times have I seen her carrying those boys around in those low hung Juicy C. sweatpants with the whole plummer’s * thing going on.
All of the above!
WTH is a whale tail? Isn’t that a fish sandwich?