EOnline – There’s a pretty successful media dude who’s become awfully adept at peddling the gossipy side o’ life via his electronic media kingdom. His name is Whore-Hey Hoeman. Considering Mr. Hoeman’s arguably impressive background, many folks have been surprised by the guy’s career path. But does Whore-Hey care in the least? Nope, not at all. Especially with all the bucks he’s currently making, not to mention the great ass he’s getting on the side!
So what’s the prob? Well, someone who’s not exactly a fan of Hoeman caught him at a private resort…
…being all sorts of cozy with the secret luscious boyfriend, out in public.
The fellow resortgoer was not impressed, as she has many, many friends who are, at times, razzed, ridiculed, fried and cut up to pieces by Whore-Hey’s increasingly cutting media mouth. And she knew perfectly well that the nearly naked beef beside Whore-Hey’s side was one he planned on keeping (firmly) on the down-low, with a sweaty grip.
So she made her approach. She scooted over. She feigned mutual-friend hellos, that sort of silly social thing.
Whore-Hey was cool, but polite. Then she went for it: “How would you like it if I took your picture right now with your boyfriend and sold it someplace and just put this out for all the world to see?!” she seethed, half-jokingly, but really not.
Hoeman immediately clammed up, iced the woman and glared right past her. His point was clear: He would most definitely not like it, and she was therefore promptly dismissed. Our brave babe asked again, to no avail, before marching off, equally chilly, but no pic taken.
But get this: The ticked-off rich bitch is plotting. She still considers it a good idea to get Hoeman photographed (or written about) in any way he would consider unflattering, whenever she gets another chance.
She be on a mission, this vengeful broad.
So beware, Whore-Hey.
And It Ain’t: A.J. Hammer, Mario Lopez, Matt Drudge
the guy has got to be perez
Def not Perez. That giant sweaty porker would flaunt any man-candy who would be dumb enough to have him. Gotta be someone who is not “out” and about.
Sounds like Harvey “TMZ” Levin. Impressive background (law), surprising career path (swill peddling gossipy girl).
Only thing I don’t get is why the female in question didn’t blow him out of the water when she had a chance. Damn, lightning doesn’t strike twice girl!
Oh, I like this guess.
I thought it was Perez initially because of the Whore-Hey clue (Jorge, spanish equivalent of George), although I do not think he has a particularly impressive background.
Oh wait, I checked Wikipedia and apparently Mario graduated from NYU with a BA in Drama. Not as impressive as being a lawyer I suppose but that’s pretty good.
As much damage he has done to people in Hollywood, he should be walking on egg shells. But no. In truth he is a low class, poorly educated home wrecker that deserved to be bitched-slapped by the Pea’s. He’s so fugly and that’s just on the inside.
Perez Hilton? I know he’s out and proud, but I could see him not wanting his business out there. Then again, he is ass-ugly and probably couldn’t get any if he tried.
Well, it can only be Michael K. or Perez Hilton. I like Michael K., so I’ll go with Perez.
I’m pretty sure it isn’t Michael K. As most people know who he is with, right BG? ;p
Hoeman is NOT Perez Hilton. Please. If he had a hottie boyfriend, he’d parade him around like a prize bull, whether boyfriend would want him to or not. My guess is that Hoeman isn’t necessarily that “star” of this BV. Perhaps the boyfriend on the DL is? Or the woman with an axe to grind?
From Ted’s twitter: @theawfultruth i figured out your latest blind vice. Whore Hey Hoeman is Perez Hilton!
@virgopeace Uh, not really, but nice try!
Wrong. Hoeman is Perez Hilton. Whore-Hey being a play on words for the Hispanic name of Jorge. This wasn’t even blind. Thank you BG!
Anderson Cooper
Yes! Makes perfect sense; impressive background.
But I didn’t think it was a secret that AC was gay
my first thought exactly…
I wouldn’t say that the Silver Fox peddles gossip. He’s a pretty serious journalist.
perez
perez hilton
or harvey from tmz
i agree! this has got to be harvey levin.
i also say it is harvey,,,,,,,,,, remember he a lawyer ,,,,lol
perez hilton and paris hilton
ryan seacrest
I was thinking Seacrest the whole time…. TOTALLY Fits!!
But Seacrest works for E…I don’t know if they would write a BI about him. Plus he doesn’t even seem to be that mean about anyone? He’s a butt kisser all the way to the top.
While Seacrest is not so straight – there was early mumbling that if Ted wrote a blind about Sea-doo, then Ted’d get his head handed to him as Seacrest outranked him.
my first thought was Perez, but he’d be thrilled to have his pic taken w/ a boyfriend, so I’d have to say Harvey Levin…
the nickname rhymes with his, and he’s definitely a media dude w/ an impressive background (lawyer) who has turned into a media mogul (website, television show) who is known to be gay, but it isn’t in the mainstream knowledge…
would he really care if someone shoots a pic of him,
Here’s a thought…Perez Hilton. The blind never indicates that his sexuality was a secret, just the boyfriend.
Either that or Ryan Seacrest or Anderson Cooper.
Also thought Perez because his real name is Mario (in reference to the “And it ain’t”).
anderson cooper fits the “increasingly cutting media mouth” he’s torn apart a lot of young stars
Totally Perez. real Name Mario Levandria – Whore-Hey is George in Spanish, Perez is Cuban. I’ve heard he has a boyfriend he’s trying to keep secret.
but Whore-Hey is sort of a Spanish pronunciation of George… and PH is hispanic.
Guys, it’s Perez Hilton
MahBoo Anderson Cooper—3 drinks by the poolside pic, his show 360
Anderson Cooper for sure. Hes been seen with a very muscular guy around NYC. His impressive background is mother who is Gloria Vanderbilt. Too easy
via his electronic media kingdom = TMZ
arguably impressive background = former lawyer and mouth gabber on Peoples Court
Whore-Hey Hoeman = Harvey Levin
…and this is NOT a secret in LA
I like the Anderson Cooper guess — the first name (Whore-Hey / Jorge) reminds me of AC’s particular taste for Latino men. In a manner of speaking of course…
Coop is too witty, he’d have a come back
I’m guessing Harvy TMZ I don’t see him quipping back
Or Seacrest out
or something more obvious George Lopez, George Clooney, again tho- I see them zinging back.
OT I thought Ted was leaving?
AC witty? Nah.
The name “Whore-Hey” makes me think the person might be Hispanic (play on the Latin name George). One of the AIA’s is Mario Lopez. That said, I don’t know who it would be. I’m not totally in the know on media types.
Or, as the poster above mentioned, it might be a “George”, but that’s probably too obvious.
Anderson Cooper is known for dating Hispanic men, but I don’t think anyone would be too shocked if he came out. Also, he doesn’t own a media empire focused on gossip.
Harvey is a good guess since I imagine he’s pretty reviled among celebs.
Otherwise I’m going with Al Roker. Spedi will never forgive or forget!
Nicely played !
Anderson Cooper as the guy, Lindsey Lohan as the fellow resort goer.
AC has slung a lot of shit at the Lohans on TV.
Harvey Levin of TMZ. If Peretzel had a BF he’d parade him for the world to see!
Agreed.
i think its definitely harvey from tmz…he is such a *…the pics the takes of people….i am glad i am not a celebrity!!!
Mah Boo Anderson !! The Silver Fox is all about rockin’ out with the junk out, poolside style..dam he is hawt
Paris or Heidi for the woman?
It’s Harvey Levin. He is a lawyer, and it says “arguably impressive background”
And Perez has nothing impressive in his background at all. I think this is Harvey Levin.
Doesn’t Perez have a degree from NYU?
Mario also used to have semi-legit friends in the writing world – a couple of the eds/writers at Gawker and Jezebel have mentioned how he burned bridges with them.
Still, I think it’s more likely to be Harvey Levin. Honestly, Perez? Who would take him? And how would he ever keep it secret? The man dresses like a blind guy who grabbed his clothes from the Sally Ann clearance bin.
forgot to add…
argue = clue to lawyer
On CDAN a lot of folks suggested that it IS Perez Hilton but the point isn’t that he doesn’t want folks to know he has a boyfriend (duh) but that the identify of the boyfriend is the big secret. Soooo, who could Perez’ secret shameful boyfriend be?
I’m guessing it’s Levin. His crew busts stones non-stop!!!
1. Electronic Media Kingdom- TMZ tv & internet is booming;
2. Female says if I SOLD photo someplace… for all world to see” & TMZ BOUGHT Rhianna’s bruise photos to publish;
3. Lawyer/Law references- “arguably”-(court arguements); “she was dismissed”- (as charges could be); The part about Whore-Hey’s reaction is like reading a story about a trial…
Except for “impressive background”, I just don’t see Anderson Cooper fitting AT ALL. And the ONLY connection that I see to Perez is media “kingdom” and he refers himself as “Queen” of all media.
its obviously not perez because…whats his impressive background???
cooper is seen out with his hottie bf often
levin obvy has sexuality issues and its him
I am also going to guess Harvey Levin based on the clues. Harvey does have an electronic media kingdom (TMZ and The TMZ TV show) and his career moves from Lawyer to Peoples Court host to Gossip blog/TV show owner does seem like an odd career path. Also, I get the vibe that the lady in this blind is more like a publicist or agent and not a celebrity herself. It’s possible that by just threatening to photograph him with someone other than his partner, she was trying to send a warning shot to leave her clients private lives alone.
Michelle, I think you are right! I also think that a picture WAS taken before she approached him, and perhaps that was discussed as well,hence the “icy glare”. When someone’s got you dead to rights, they were looking for you. My quess, Harvey Levin.
Maybe that guy from the dirty.com nik richie he’s started gossiping bout celebrities and I think his real last name is hooman?
Yeah, no way can this be Perez, he’s been out for awhile & he’s loud & proud about it. “Arguably impressive background”? It could be Levin. But, jeez, in this day & age, who cares if someone is gay anymore?
Not Perez. Nothing impressive about being a receptionist at Star Magazine. Obviously Levin, and as someone upthread said, him being gay is not a secret in LA, although I had heard he was in an LTR and living with a doctor of some sort.
I read all the comments/guesses and I agree with the majority – Harvey from TMZ – it all fits perfectly! So considered this one solved.
It seems to me like the guy in the item isn’t publicly “out.”
At first I thought John Mayer. He writes stuff on his Twitter and speaks to the paps quite often. But this seems to me like a reporter of some sort after I kept reading. I like the Anderson Cooper. Remember the stuff he said about Lindsay Lohan’s sister?
Levin is a good pick as well. Probably the correct one.
Nik Richie and RichieRexic?
Harvey Levin for sure! Am i the only one who wonders what he’s always drinking out of that cup of his?
I haven’t followed him for a long, long time, but does Geraldo Rivera rat out Hollywoodians?
Harvey is out. No issues with his sexuality.
Perez would be yelling from the roof tops, so not him.
Anderson, might be
Secrest, might be too.
I think this is Perez. Notice he never has a picture taken with any men? I think he knows that he needs to seem like the “harmless” gay who never actually has sex so that all the uptight people of the world will still read his blog.
Have you EVER seen a pic of him and a date?
Plenty of pics of him frolicking with Katy Perry and Lady GuyGuy.
I think the Latino fake name is the biggest hint on this BI. Why would they give Harvey a Latino name? Doesn’t make sense.
I think that if Perez had a hot BF, he would post the pic on his website with the caption, “Take this, Miss California- You’re just jealous you don’t have him!”
Levin for sure. He’s already been photographed with his partner though, so the lady might not have that much impact.
http://www.themediabuffet.com/2009/02/13/tmzs-harvey-levin-openly-gaywho-knew/
Rush Limbaugh for the win!
Another person mentioned elsewhere is Ted C. himself. He’s written BVs about himself before. He and his husband have broken up, and he recently went on vacation.
It’s not Harvey. Harvey is an out of closet gat man living with his chiropractor boyfriend
gay man
AHH! the guy from thedirty.com!! nick richie aka HOOMAN KARAMIAN
if youre familiar with the website AT ALL you might see how this could fit
This is totally RUSH LIMBAUGH!!
If he is out and proud, maybe the scandal was that Levin wasn’t with his chiropractor boyfriend, but some other boy toy . . .
Exactly- Levin’s cheating on the longtime BF. That’s the Pic.