EOnline – One Tongue-Shoving Blind Vice: Another weekend, another hidden Hollywood homo to uncover! This week we’re offering up a treat from Team Awful—a fabulous bonus Blind too scandalously dee-lish to keep to ourselves! You didn’t think that little mister Jackie Bouffant was the only young performer who liked to get all gay every once in a while, did you? You’re probably all very familiar with Maxwell Meat-Mingle. He’s youngish, a little squishy but still reasonably good-looking. The guy was once a major up-and-comer in this crazy town. Even if you weren’t a fan of his boob-tube hit, chances are your eyes and his abs have met at one time or another. And what’s more—this isn’t M3’s first time to the Awful Truth rodeo. Nowadays, though, he’s something of a has-been—poor Triple-M has fallen off the charts due to a string of bad press for his bombed entertainment endeavors and tales of his less-than-stellar personality (which we’ve experienced firsthand, natch). Nevertheless, Max definitely started out as something of a ladies’ man before he lost his boy-next-door charm and smoldering sex appeal, which is why we were almost surprised when… Max went prowling for some guy-on-guy action. Please, where did you think this sucker was going, you little B.V. sleuths? At a recent poolside BBQ in the hills, relatively hunky Max had his tongue halfway down the throat of another meaty little piece—right in the middle of the entire shindig! And there were some par-tick people in attendance whom bi-guy Max definitely should have looked out for! It was one of those little piggies who ran all the way home and told us about it. There goes Triple-M’s die-hard status as a womanizer! Makes sense really, ’cause we knew that Mingle had had his fair share of drug dabbling (many closeted actors do, just ask Toothy Tile). Think white nose candy literally being passed around on silver platters whenever Max was in attendance…although those days have supposedly passed. Is that why Maxwell Meat-Mingle is getting all fat? Better work on that figure, boy, if you have any chance at this planned comeback. Because secretly loving dudes and a lost six-pack surely won’t give Maxwell Meat-Mingle the comeback he’s dying for. And It Ain’t: Adam Brody, Jesse McCartney, Mario Lopez.
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Jesse Metcalf?
Jesse Metcalf or Wilmer Valderrama. The EOnline crew also eliminated Nick Lachey and Josh Hartnett today.
They eliminated Nick? Shoot he’s first guess. I guess it’s my second Ryan Gosling.
It is Jesse Metcalfe… Check out a paparazzi shot of him now: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/02/01/jesse-metcalfe-chest-hair
That was taken Feb of this year… He was an up and comer, but hasn’t been around the Hollywood scene as much as before.
Heres another pic: http://backseatcuddler.com/2008/10/26/jesse-metcalfe-loves-big-beautiful…-harley-davidsons/
Yep… it’s Jesse Metcalfe… Perez Hilton has mentioned many times how this guy is gay…. and Jesse Metcalfe has a movie coming out…. it’s called “Beyond a Reasonable Doubt”
Did you really just quote perez hilton? Really?
But besides that, good guess and good sleuthing.
The hints: not Jesse McCartney, not Mario Lopez ( Jesse Metcalfe played a character with the last name Lopez on Passions.)
Sometimes I don’t believe Ted C.’s blinds. I think they are embellished. Either way my guess is Nick Lachey. The aints is an actor, a singer and a tv host. Nick is all three. He also shared the same girlfriend as McCartney that Holly woman. However there are other multi-talented people out there. The guy is an actor first then a musician? That’s not Nick he is my first choice and Ryan Gosling is my second. Ryan gained weight for a movie and now has an album coming out.
Wilmer V (however you spell it)?
I would say it was someone from a teen show? Mario- Saved by the Bell. Adam – O.C, and wasn’t Jesse on one also?
Maybe someone that was on 90210?
bruce willis…..die hard ref sold me
I’m with you on that one!
“I see gay actors”
The blind says “youngish” and Bruce isn’t, so it can’t be him.
Plus, Jesse Matcalfe auditioned for the role of DJ, the shirtless landscaper on The OC, starring… Adam Brody. Excellent catch.
Jessie Metcalf. Easy.
BTW-BG LOVE YOUR 12345’s! LOVE THEM!
Totally on the Jesse Metcalf bandwagon!
Me too!
I’ll just throw it out — Mark McGraf?
“Even if you weren’t a fan of his boob-tube hit …”
Um what hit television show did McGrath have when he was younger?!
I must be Jesse Metcalf. A current project listed on his own website is called “Bad Meat” (Maxwell Meat-Mingle).
http://jessemetcalfe.net/
K-Fed? jk
I agree Saraleigh. (Sorry…I wasn’t trying to rhyme.lol)
Nice pic BG, give us more pics like this
Adrian Grenier. Final answer.
Sorry guys, but Jesse Metcalf is not gay…I have a friend who knows him personally..and he definitely likes the ladies…..
Oh please.
What you want him to be gay? Please your probably like most females out there that drooled over him when he was on Desperate Housewives….lol
ok i apologize…i take my snarky remark back…my friend definitely said this blind might be him….
First person I thought of was Metcalf (the “boob” tube reference… LOL), but then I noticed it doesn’t really mention movies or TV, only “charts” and “entertainment”. So, actually? I’m going to say KFed. Mainly because he has suddenly become a fatty, and he WAS known for being a womanizer! (obvious Britney reference.)
You’d be hard-pressed to find a gay who’d do KFed.
I’d do K-Fed. He’s somewhat of a good father I heard his package is quite impressive. Pretty boys will only break your heart.
Ew.
Lol, yeah Scooter — Because K-Fed doesn’t seem to be in the business of using people or anything. I don’t think many gays are hard pressed to find a ’somewhat’ good guy with a big *.
I am thinking Wilmer V. Several years ago he was seen with a string of very pretty women and then it dropped off and he has, to my knowledge, not been seen with anyone. He used to be photographed all the time with someone which leads me to the womanizer part. Now I’m wondering if this blind is the same as the one from cdan a little while ago about someone making out with someone at a party and everyone said they needed pictures to prove it.
I got it!!!
Jared Leto
hints:
boob tube hit-my so called life (when he was an up and comer)
“charts” – alluding to his musical career
squishy – was pretty squishy recently, when he gained all that weight to film that movie where he was john lennon’s killer….can’t think of it.
he’s still pretty young-ish
he CAN be pretty cute, depending on how he carries himself. girls always loved him. but i can totally see him swinging the other way too.
like it.
Nice!
Hrm–I like this one! Good Lord, though, that blind was nearly impossible to read :\
No way!
“Is that why Maxwell Meat-Mingle is getting all fat? Better work on that figure, boy, if you have any chance at this planned comeback.”
Jared is in perfect shape and he doesn’t need a comeback!
Guess again!
I dont think this is Jesse Metcalfe. He’s Wendell Waxer, according to the list below. I read a link on crazydaysandnights, and somebody mentioned Jesse Metcalfe used to date a guy.
Blind Vices REVEALED by Ted:
Britney Spears = Ivana Belch
Billy Bob Thornton = Butch Spit-Spat
Doug Reinhardt = Dexter Lecter
Andy Dick = Fart-Coif Cretin
Lance Bass = Chump Dump
Faye Dunaway = Sheila Muff-Driver
Teri Hatcher = Death-Mint Myrtle
David Duchovny = Sylvester Slimeball
Jo Frost (Supernanny) = Broodzilla Clump-Butt
Scott Baio = Day-old Dumbo
Carson Kressly = Flamboyant Floyd
Ted Casablanca = Pete Priss-Ass
Sigouney Weaver = Sahara Moxie
Jesse Metcalfe = Wendell Waxer
Seth MacFarlane = Mooney Tuna
Don’t know where you got that list, but this blind specifically says “And what’s more—this isn’t M3’s first time to the Awful Truth rodeo.” So it still could be Jesse Metcalf. There’s no rule that a celebrity can’t have more than one Awful Nickname.
cam- b!tchback just answered a question this week that said if a blind has been revealed, they give a new name to a person for a new vice. they said they have done it before. i dont know where/when reveals are though!
where’d you get this list?
Have to go with Camembert on this one. It says he’s been the subject of an Awful Truth blind before. The fact that they already revealed Jesse Metcalfe to be Wendell Waxer means that Ted would obviously have had to change the name. I think it’s solved
oh its totally wilmer valder..something.. triple M might be a reference to the triple v’s he has in his name..if u break up a “w” you get 2 v’s!!
and recent photos have him looking soft in the mid section on the beach
boy next door..fez from that 70s show
and last..it was reported that lindsay lohan, who he dated, and other hollywood ‘cool’ people used to have silver platter drug parties at ritzy hotels
Maxwell..as in Maxwell Demon, the character played by jonathan rhys meyers in the movie “the velvet goldmine”
Johnathan Rhys Meyers for my guess on the name alone
Agreed.
He’s been shooting “The Tudors” over there in England for the last several weeks. He has a lot of issues but I don’t think this one is him. Any other time he’s my first choice about anyone being gay and/or drugged up.
I say it’s Kevin Federline. He tried to be a rapper and an actor. And, he was who Britney was talking about in her song Womanizer. And he’s fat now.
“Even if you weren’t a fan of his boob-tube hit …”
Um what hit television show did KFed have when he was younger?!
just reminded to talk about Mark McGraths Coke filled interview re going back to the band ( read fired) after doing TV entertainment gig .. man was he strung out ..this could be the future dead body … it my have been meth ..but …wired…
Jesse Metcalfe.
Chad Michael Murray?
There was some pics of him at a pool party with his fiancee (could be to who ‘the particular person’ he should’ve looked out for is alluding to) and One Tree Hill as his boob-tube hit.
I dunno, kind’ve a long shot.
what about wentworth miller from prison break?
Joe Rogan?