46 responses

  1. Heywood Jablowme
    August 14, 2009

    Vin Diesel trolling for “spotters”.

  2. Malusilla
    August 14, 2009

    First! XD
    I’m thinking…Bruce Willis???

  3. Chuck Deez
    August 14, 2009

    I can just imagine Richard Simmons twig and berries flopping away in the breeze like some atrophied worm. Oh the horror. Now excuse while I ponder this image in the dark with no pants on. Don’t worry about the heavy breathing– it’s just my asthma.

    • ChristineNYC
      August 14, 2009

      LMAO (and yet, not sure if I should be….?)

  4. Drew
    August 14, 2009


  5. Scooter
    August 14, 2009

    “Action Franchise”, “Dude”. Could it be Keanu Reeves of the Matrix franchise?

    • Anony
      August 14, 2009

      Have you seen pictures of him lately? I doubt he’s been working out at all…

    • jen
      August 15, 2009

      how about sylvester stallone

  6. plum
    August 14, 2009

    i know some stories on Mickey Rourke ‘s gym but i’m going to say Vin Diesel or Robert Downey jr(but i don’t know why ;D)

  7. Saucy
    August 14, 2009

    Bruce Willis?

  8. AJ
    August 14, 2009

    He should be on some kind of Register somewhere….!!

  9. Inquiring Mind
    August 14, 2009

    For some very strange reasons even I can’t explain, the one franchise where I heard of “twig and berries” is the Austin Powers serie. Vern Troyer? Mike Myers? Number 2?

  10. Duneen
    August 14, 2009

    Maybe Chris Evans?

  11. Brittany
    August 14, 2009

    action franchise made me think of Shia

    • Candice
      August 14, 2009

      Me too

      • Paula
        August 14, 2009

        Ditto. Also there are lots of pics of him going into and out of a gym lately.

  12. GuyIncognito
    August 14, 2009

    Paul Walker

    • ibiubu
      August 14, 2009

      The pedophile?!?!? Makes sense.

  13. LacesOut
    August 14, 2009

    I was thinking Vin Diesel.

  14. NAY
    August 14, 2009

    “wee” instead of “we”…is surely no mistake in this blind! I like the Vin Diesel guess.

  15. Who, me?
    August 14, 2009

    Toby (Spiderman) Mcguire? But I could be wrong.

  16. ioni
    August 14, 2009

    Not Shia, Althogh he was my first guess: this one sure has his own private trainer by the looks…
    Who would be just in the mood to do this – but Mike Myers?

  17. Dissenter
    August 14, 2009

    It says the guy uses massive weights. Can’t be Shia or Willis. They’re not that jacked. Ditto Reeves.

    Could be Walker. Could be Diesel. F&F counts as an action franchise, and they could both be said to be the star of it.

    My guess, however, is the male star of another franchise – The Transporter himself, Jason Statham! He’s jacked enough that I can see him using massive weights. And he’s Euro enough that I can see him wearing high-cut sissy-shorts.

    • josie444
      August 14, 2009

      I was thinking Jason Statham as well. And isn’t he supposed to be closeted? Not that it has to be a gay or closeted man, but it might be a way for him to get some attention.

    • yoyo
      August 14, 2009

      Twigs and berries sounds British, made me think of Jason Statham too.

  18. rgcatou
    August 14, 2009

    Can we get a pic??? haha

  19. Clearly
    August 14, 2009

    I wish it were the Rock. If it were that gym could charge me double for membership and I would happily pay. :-)

  20. Ridiculousjobposts.com
    August 14, 2009

    V is for Vin Diesel. What’s going on B.I. crew?

  21. Lizzard
    August 14, 2009

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say Hugh Jackman? He reportedly admitted to peeing in his pants on stage before and assuming the “wee” is not a typo suggest he may have had a bladded problem. Also, he’s in the X-Man franchise/ Wolverine this May. Twigs and berries make it sound British of sorts, I know he’s an Aussie, but their accents are very close to one another. He doesn’t necessarily strike me as the type to bench press extremely high weights, but who knows, also I don’t know if he’s in California or not. He does strike me as the type who might wear short baggy daisy duke type gym shorts though

    • nbiggs
      August 14, 2009

      actually, Hugh Jackman was on the cover of muscle and fitness a few months ago and it says he benches over 300 lbs now.

  22. Eric Shinn
    August 14, 2009

    Definitely Tom Cruise

  23. Anonymous12345
    August 14, 2009

    Clues I think:
    California -one of gym chains
    Certain male star from action franchise

    I wonder…

  24. Inlookout
    August 14, 2009

    Maybe Matt Damon? From the Bourne Identity series?

    • mm
      August 15, 2009

      Matt Damon lives in Miami.

  25. Word.
    August 14, 2009

    Jean Claude Van Dam?

  26. Word.
    August 14, 2009

    Jean Claude Van DamImOld?

  27. ChristineNYC
    August 14, 2009

    Could Denzel be considered Action? (wishful thinking…)

  28. ChristineNYC
    August 14, 2009

    nevermind. i don’t think he’s in any action franchise. (sigh)

  29. cari
    August 14, 2009

    Christian Bale?? and where do I sign up??

  30. mook
    August 15, 2009

    Chris Pine was in LA the other day shopping and hitting up the gym earlier…

  31. Sofi
    August 15, 2009

    Robert Downey Jr????

  32. Ava
    August 15, 2009

    Wee is Scottish for small, Jock is slang for a Scotsman, Twig and berries are British… Obvious clues to me. I really believe it’s Daniel Craig.

  33. ADF
    August 17, 2009

    Oh I got it!
    Pee Wee Herman!

    :-P Ok JK…
    I like Jason Statham for this, too.

  34. Jillylicious
    August 17, 2009

    I agree on Jason Statham.

  35. Johnny
    August 17, 2009

    I think the “wee” is supposed to be “wwe” and it’s The Rock.

  36. t.in.d
    August 17, 2009

    “garnering attention” clue referring to Jennifer Garner, whose last movie starred…

    Matthew McConaughey

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