EOnline – Twilight Blind Vice: Terry Tush-Trade’s Freaked: What a mess Terry Tush-Trade feels overwhelmed by right now, both professionally and personally. If only someone could shake Terry’s well-coiffed little head and say it’s all OK, you’ve got the world before you, fans are quivering at your gorgeous toes—you have nothing to worry about, sweet stuff! But Terry just doesn’t see it that way, not at all. Result: The good-looking Twilight franchise performer is sinking further and further into checking out, via booze and drugs, nothing too heavy right now, but we all know where that getting-high road leads, right? Dammit, get it together, Tush-Trade, before it’s too late! Pressure to perform for Summit in top-capacity isn’t the only thing troubling TTT. As we told you before, Terr-bear’s got a little lovin’ secret (actually not so secret) that’s already creating pressure for the beauty. Not to mention affairs of the heart from both sexes pulling TTT strongly. And now, to add to that very Toothy Tile-esque endeavor, Terry’s getting piles more directions from Summit on how to act, what to say, what not to say, don’t go there, don’t wink this, don’t utter that—Terry’s goin’ nutso in the process! Therefore, Tush-Trade’s mode of response has become increasingly… Soaked in the 80-proof stuff, not to mention smoking this and popping that, just to keep it together. Oh, if only everybody concerned (mainly you, Summit, you chastising corporate spoilsports) would let Terry be the natural bisexual lover Tush-Trade was born as. I mean, certainly didn’t hurt Angelina Jolie any, right? She finally chose a mate to settle down with, once she was allowed to romp and roam on whichever mattress she chose. And good for her! It’s one of the things we admire about Jolie, that she never hid her sexuality, something Terry’s dying to do, as well. But Terry keeps getting told, “Pull that one, and you’re on the next train to Rachelle Lefevre-ville.” And we all know where that is: totally the wrong side of the career tracks…for now, at least. Fight back, Terry and Rachelle, you can both change the world! It Ain’t: Rachelle Lefevre, Ashley Greene, Billy Burke.
so robs bi huh? big deal. still hot
In the first paragraph of the first TTT blind, Robsten were eliminated.
“The funny thing about the uproar over whether or not Robsten exists (they “so” do, as sources from Summit have even told us) is this: There’s an equally sex-a-licious member of the Twilight team who’s making tongues wiggle, wag and gossip in overdrive! … Meet Terry Tush-Trade”
Eliminated so far, Robsten, Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reaser, Chris Weitz,Rachelle Lefevre, Ashley Greene, Billy Burke.
Kellan Lutz?
This is almost too obvious to be a blind – Robert Pattinson.
agreed. by the way- TTT = Robert Pattinson (three T’s in his name). Obvious.
kristen stewart also has three T’s…..
and she looks like she’s wasted all the time
I don’t think it can be Robert. He’s already been the subject of an E! Twilight blind, and he had a different name assigned to him. This might be a female…
Seems like everyone has been eliminated except Kellan Lutz? Or am I forgetting someone?
It’s not Rob Pattinson. He and everyone from the cast except Kellan Lutz was eliminated.
It’s Kellan.
umm, i think it’s a female, not a male from the references to a.j. and how carefully ted never refers to ttt as either he/she. also, he says “thats already creating pressure for the beauty”. i know its ted after all, but seems calling ttt a beauty would seem to be female. that said, no good guess on who unless its kristen but surely this many blinds can’t be about her????
Nikki Reed. Rumored to have had an affair with KS. Plays the “beauty”, Rosalie
Agreed.
It can’t be Robert Pattinson – he can hardly qualify as “well-coiffed” is he?
You kidding? His hair is famously awesome.
Awesome, but not “well-coiffed”.
It takes him hours to make his mop look like insane and greasy!
The actress who plays Rose is rumored to be bisexual and is playing the “beauty” in the films. Unlike Rob Pattinson, she’d be easily replaced (like Rachelle) without fans going berserk. Nikki somebody
Why? I think fans would go insane if any actor was replaced.
why is everyone obsessed with this guy he is not cute
Indeed. Tres boring.
Not only is he not cute he is the very opposite of cute. (to put it nicely)
lol, and this obsession with him and this kristen chic.
you know on teds board everyone is going crazy for him and kristen, but i saw a pic of the younger guy he seems cute, i dont know his name. ammm taylor something i believe.
thank god i am not the only one who thinks this. it was getting very freaky.
totally agree. He has upside-down eyes. im going with nikki r. on this
Oh my gawd…finally somebody said this! RP is anti cute to me! I guess I just don’t get it.
i HATE how perez has his “daily r-patz” this guy is NOT hott. he looks like he’d smell bad or something. now, zac efron i can see. he’s hott & hilarious. off topic? yes.
I thought he was pretty hot as Cedrick Diggory in the Potter flicks (Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix). Sadly, not so much since…
no one’s in love with Robert Pattinson. Everyone’s in love with Edward. Swooon.
My daughter is supposed to be in the demographic that worships at Rob’s feet, and she says she doesn’t get it, he has a “generic man-face” and looks like a foot! Hahahahaha! Anyway, does drinking and drugging actually enable one to ‘keep it together’? Well, I guess venturing out in public sh*tfaced all the time, long as you have a friend to hold you upright, does cut the terrible, terrible pain of being a rich celebrity….
Kristen Stewart.
I agree with you, dexterfan. Sounds like Kristin Stewart.
Clues: We’ve all seen pics of her smoking a bowl, she’s starring in that new movie about the “runaways” and plays Joan Jett, who-by her own admission and her runaway band mates, admitted she was gay. And with Kristen’s new look, I bet she’s getting LOTS of attention from lesbians.
That’s who I thought.
i agree! Rob Pattinson is Nevis Divine and KStew is TTT. She always pinged on the gaydar like Jodie Foster!
she really seems to fit this.
I take that back. Not her, I think.
But only because the other TTT blind mentioned someone other than Rob and Kristen.
It’s Kellan by process of elimination in previous BI’s…he is the last guy, like Toothy, still standing lol I guess the hair comment could mean when Kellan changed hair color.
looking at the pic, neither Rob nor Kristen are in it… so I like the Nikki Read guess.
and like someone above posted, she could be easily replaced (unlike Rob or kristen) and it wouldn’t make people flip… (that much lol)
Just looked at his imdb pics and Kellan has major gayface. Gaydar goes ding ding ding ding. Damn, was hoping it would be Rob.
Nobody is receiving so much pressure from Summit in that cast then Kristen and Robert. It has to be some of them. I vote for Kristen. She seems really bad.
I’m with ya. I think that TTT is KStew, Rob Pattinson is Nevis Divine, Ashley Greene is Julie Bone Jumper, and Twyla Babe Sucker is Rachelle LaFevre.
Ted from Awful Truth had said this several times: Kellan Lutz is WAY man. It’s definatelly not him.
In a post from 7/11, Ted does not confirm or deny when asked if TTT is Kellan Lutz. He ignored the question….not familar with Ted if that is an answer all in itself?
Ted says TTT isnt Robert Patterson…
Dear Ted:
Terry Tush-Trade is Robert Pattinson. Correct? Kristen is his lover and they were set up by [Twilight director] Catherine Hardwicke. Kristen has been in pictures with Michael Angarano, who everyone thought she was really with to begin with. My bet is Rob, sadly.
—mobleld
Dear Scorching Hot:
T3 ain’t Rob, but you have no idea how close you are!
thought i would post the first TTT BV
The funny thing about the uproar over whether or not Robsten exists (they “so” do, as sources from Summit have even told us) is this: There’s an equally sex-a-licious member of the Twilight team who’s making tongues wiggle, wag and gossip in overdrive!
Meet Terry Tush-Trade, who likes both boys and girls. I mean, why limit yourself to just one sex, isn’t that every bisexual’s mantra? It certainly is that of Triple-T, who’s as smooth about hooking up with members of both sexes as Ashley Greene is about finagling photo ops.
One question, though: Does Terry’s also-famous partner know about Tush-Trade’s predilection for both sexes?
Abso-friggin’-lutely!
That’s precisely why they work so well together. See, Terry’s other half also likes to swing both ways. Uh, are you getting absolutely dingbat dizzy at this point?
Well, hang on, because it’s just begun: Terry, so slim, so hot, so breathtakingly badass, and said partner were brought together in the first place because somebody else who possesses major power in the Twilight franchise also likes to get it on, bisexual-style. And there’s even more!
Terry’s gotten it on up in Vancouver, and elsewhere, with somebody besides the significant other everybody’s always photographing TTT with. And it’s created a messy, sticky sitch within the cast. So much so, the upcoming filming of Eclipse is going to make The Hills seem like a Golden Girls rerun.
Cannot wait.
And It Ain’t: Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reaser, Chris Weitz
Jasper seems like he could be bi to me. Or whatever his real name is…
“already creating pressure for the beauty”. Has to be a girl. KStew or Nikki reed. Altho nikki is replaceable like (sadly) Rachelle Levefre.
The clue to me is “well coiffed” and Rob Pattinson is so well known for his hair. This has to be him.
The feeling overwhelmed thing make me think it’s Nikki Reed. As soon as she was done filming New Moon she dropped off the radar, then it turned out she was in Greece for 3 months with that Greek shipping heir Paris Hilton dated. I think his name is Paris Lastis?
I think this is a girl, both for the comparison to Jolie, and for the fact that they seem to be the most replaceable on the movie.
No way would the threat of replacing R-Patz work. If they tried to put a new Edward Cullen in the movie, the fan girls would boycott, no doubts.
I’m going with Kellan… do all of you guessing Rob or Kristen honestly think they could replace either of them at this point in the series? The fangirls might complain all day long about the lack of chemistry, but make one post about replacing them and the Internet will implode on itself in anger.
Rob will not be replaced, end of story. What’s confusing me is that Terry-Tush-Trade sounds like a bisexual man, and not so much a woman, which would make me think Kellan Lutz, I guess. Nikkie Reed has already had issues in the filming process already…remember back when girls were stampeding each other in malls, there was some reports about bitchy behavior on her end? Summit’s probably got her on a tight leash now for it. I think she could be replaced…and the Angie reference could back up the female guess.
What about Peter Facinelli? I recall he was one of the main guesses for the 1st ‘TTT’ blind.
not one person thought taylor lautner? I am sure he’d be very stressed to keep summit happy since they have already communicated to him that he is expendable, although note expended…
good guess, and so true!
Taylor is obvious for most of it. But I have a hard time picturing the drinking and drugging lifestyle. He comes across as being too squeaky clean. I’m not seeing it. I guess time will tell…
Nikki Reed went blonde for the franchise. Maybe that explains the “well-coiffed” reference.
Ted has said that Nikki Reed is NOT Terry Tush-Trade. This is what is in today’s (June 12, 2009) *****-Back! article:
Dear Ted:
First, let me say that I love you and your Truth, Lies & Ted segment. I am also a huge fan of your Blind Vice articles, and I am hoping you will give us another hint at who Terry Tush-Trade is. My guess is that TTT is Nikki Reed and the significant other is Sage Dill, who she is always photographed with. Can you please give us loyal readers another hint or two?
—Keishana
Dear Scary Close:
Not Nik, sorry! (Good guess, though)
So far, Ted has RULED OUT:
Robert Pattinson (within the blind)
Kristen Stewart (within the blind)
Dakota Fanning (one of the three ain’ts)
Elizabeth Reaser (one of the three ain’ts)
Chris Weitz (one of the three ain’ts)
Nikki Reed (in a *****-Back!)
Justin Chon (in a *****-Back!)
Peter Facinelli (in a *****-Back!)
Catherine Hardwick (in a *****-Back!)
Rachelle LeFevre (in a *****-Back!)
Here’s more ruled out:
Ted just ruled out two more potential candidates in today’s (June 26, 2009) *****-Back:
Dear Ted:
Is Terry Tush-Trade Taylor Lautner? Just wondering.
—Alice
Dear So Many T’s:
Cutie Taylor? Never! He may not be as innocent as he appears, but TTT Taylor is not.
Dear Ted:
Is Terry Tush-Trade Sarah Clarke?
—Andrea
Dear Right to the Point:
Nope. Totally wrong age-group.
So, we add Taylor and Sarah to the tally of rule-outs:
Robert Pattinson (within the first paragraph of the blind)
Kristen Stewart (within the first paragraph of the blind)
Dakota Fanning (one of the three ain’ts)
Elizabeth Reaser (one of the three ain’ts)
Chris Weitz (one of the three ain’ts)
Nikki Reed (in a *****-Back!)
Justin Chon (in a *****-Back!)
Peter Facinelli (in a *****-Back!)
Catherine Hardwick (in a *****-Back!)
Rachelle LeFevre (in a *****-Back!)
Sarah Clarke (in a *****-Back!)
Taylor Lautner (in a *****-Back!)
Dear Ted:
Come on, Ted, give us more info on Terry Tush-Trade. It’s Jackson Rathbone, right? Please give use something to work with. It is driving me insane.
—Jessicaw
Dear Jack Attack:
Precious little Jackson? Never! But you’re thinking in the right circle now.
I think it’s Kellan Lutz.. who is supposively dating AnnaLynne McCord… AnnaLynne has recently spoking about how they should have a lesbian kiss on the show (90210)… I think her character is kissing Demi & Bruce Willis’ daughter Rumer Willis who plays Gia in the upcoming new season… and Kellan Lutz did appear on 90210…
oh yeah.. and Gia was a movie Angelina Jolie was in…
Kellan Lutz.
His famous “other half” was that AnnaLynne chick from 90210, who is also rumoured to be bi!
It fits…
It’s Kristina Stewart. She and her bf Michael Angarano were hooked up on the set of Speak, a movie they costarred in. He is rumoured to be bi as well. She hooked up on the set with Nikki Reed and it’s causing drama on the set.
I think this is Krisitn Stewart. Terry is also a female name and a good fake name hint. I feel for her and think she is certainly abusing substances.
It’s Kristina Stewart. She and her bf Michael Angarano were hooked up on the set of Speak, a movie they costarred in. He is rumoured to be bi as well. She hooked up on the set with Nikki Reed and it’s causing drama on the set.
TAYLOR LAUTNER?
Rob has already been eliminated on E!Online as TTT and as Nevis.. he isn’t either one of them.
honestly when BG mentioned that Summit would have no problem replacing them, that immediately eliminated rob and kristin for me. how could they be replaced? theyre the 2 main characters. it would have to be someone with much more of a minor role, yet still with enough lines and enough of a character to be controlled as mentioned.
“Dear Ted:
Come on, Ted, give us more info on Terry Tush-Trade. It’s Jackson Rathbone, right? Please give use something to work with. It is driving me insane.
—Jessicaw
Dear Jack Attack:
Precious little Jackson? Never! But you’re thinking in the right circle now.”
Right circle. So it’s a vampire, that is, Edward’s other brother . KELLAN LUTZ!
And his couple AnnaLyne whatever is also rumoured to be a bi!
However, I believe he’d be mnissed if replaced.
Ashley Greene? I don’t think so.. but Oh do I
… wish~