He Aimed for the Girl in the Red Dress

woman-red-dress-11EOnline – Man-Slut McNugget Returns! Crawley McNugget is back, but don’t worry, his sleaziness hasn’t gone anywhere. Remember Crawley? The little TV star that could? He racks up bedroom conquests about as fast as he blows the lines out at night. After all, when are sex and drugs not one in the same in this skanky town of Hollywood? FYI: Because of the drug factor previously mentioned, that’s why we can’t just reveal to you all who this seemingly not-so nice guy is, but since we’re feeling kind today, we’ll offer superfab clues. ‘Cause C.M. has now schlepped his schlong and STDs to the perfect place, teaming with fellow and impressive sluts: Vegas. The ‘Nugg decided to take his game to Sin City recently. And no, he didn’t run into Jerry Rock-Butt there. Cee prefers to keep his posse full of movie stars, instead. Anyway, Crawley was having a fab time out clubbing, hitting on girls left and right, natch. Most of them fell for his semi-fame bait. Except one. See, C.M. likes the chase as much as anyone else, so when his not-so-smooth “you do know who I am?” (no joke) lines didn’t work on this par-tick smart babe, he’d finally had enough. “You know what, fine. If you’re not going to sleep with me, then see that girl in the red dress over there? Your friend? I can take her up to my room and bang her right now if I want!” And he did. Talk about classy. Jeez, some friend, huh? Not sure who’s the sleazier turd here? But whatev. Seriously, how are some girls so damn gullible? This fair-haired guy isn’t ugly by any means, but he’s clearly a douche prick and crab-friendly asshole. Is bedding someone semi-famous that worth it, girls? Yuck. Maybe C.M.’s turning more into his TV character than we thought. And it Ain’t: Tony Romo, Penn Badgley, Bradley Cooper.

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