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Lobster in Drag will be Missing in Action

woman-sunburnedBlindGossip – Don’t expect to see any new photos of this paparazzi favorite this week. She will be in hiding for several days and is not expected to give a public statement with the reason. While some may report that she is having cosmetic surgery -  or spending several days holed up with her acting co-star  – the real reason is much more down-to-earth. She got a bad sunburn this past weekend, and no amount of makeup can make her look photo-friendly. She will emerge from hiding when she no longer looks like a lobster in drag.

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