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		<title>He Switched Sides at the NTA</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>DailyMirror &#8211; Which gay star switched sides after hooking up with a female co-star? The bloke in question let the wine do the talking at the National Television Awards after-party, where he scored with the skinny woman.</p>
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		<title>She&#8217;s Toning Up and Toning Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Downfront2 &#8211; She’s losing weight and staying quiet. She has toned down her silly antics and suspect behavior. Sources say she is gearing up for her next gig on a new TV show.</p>
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		<title>Pop Star Claims Weight Loss is from Touring</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>DailyMirror &#8211; Which pop star claims her recent rapid weight loss is all down to non-stop touring? It&#8217;s actually due to her addiction to diet pills &#8211; and she balloons when she comes off them.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-15003" title="woman thin 1" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/woman-thin-1.jpg" alt="woman thin 1" width="94" height="141" />DailyMirror &#8211; Which pop star claims her recent rapid weight loss is all down to non-stop touring? It&#8217;s actually due to <span id="more-14998"></span>her addiction to diet pills &#8211; and she balloons when she comes off them.</p>
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		<title>She Orders Big Meals and Stays Thin</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>CDAN &#8211; Oh, I guess this actress is B list, but only because of her name. If not for her name she would be C list at best. Movies, always movies. Oh, and she is married. Oh, and she has child/ren. One of her favorite tricks for losing weight is to meet people for lunch [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-14895" title="dinner 2" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dinner-2.jpg" alt="dinner 2" width="101" height="130" />CDAN &#8211; Oh, I guess this actress is B list, but only because of her name. If not for her name she would be C list at best. Movies, always movies. Oh, and she is married. Oh, and she has child/ren. One of her favorite tricks for losing weight is to meet people for lunch or dinner. This works best for her when it is a first time meeting. She will go to great lengths to order a big meal. When it arrives she invariably finds something wrong with it and sends it back while insisting her companion keep eating. When her food arrives again, she picks at it and will say she doesn&#8217;t want to send it back again but it still isn&#8217;t perfect. By this time her companion usually finishes and our actress just says she will eat a big dinner when in fact she will eat nothing.</p>
<p><strong>SOLVED!</strong></p>
<p><span id="more-14893"></span>I<img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-14921" title="kate beckinsale 1" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/kate-beckinsale-1-207x300.jpg" alt="kate beckinsale 1" width="157" height="228" />t&#8217;s Kate Beckinsale! Source: CDAN</p>
<p>Congratulations to Plum for being first with the correct answer!</p>
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		<title>How She Really Became Super Skinny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>BuzzFoto &#8211; This super skinny A/B lister has always blamed her skinny weight on her incredible metabolism and good genes. Well, we know that every time she goes out to a restaurant, she purges her food in the bathroom. That’s not the gossip here. The real story is why she does it. Her eating disorder [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-14300" title="megan fox 2" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/megan-fox-2-300x300.jpg" alt="megan fox 2" width="232" height="232" />BuzzFoto &#8211; This super skinny A/B lister has always blamed her skinny weight on her incredible metabolism and good genes. Well, we know that every time she goes out to a restaurant, <span id="more-14299"></span>she purges her food in the bathroom. That’s not the gossip here. The real story is why she does it. Her eating disorder apparently started as a diet competition between her and another celeb starlet. The two were competing for a very big role a few years ago (a role which our actress did not get) and the two openly made a goal to “underweight” one another. The celeb who got the part, lost the weight in a healthy way and moved on, but our star’s ED stuck. So sad! Not: Megan Fox</p>
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		<title>We Hope Mommy Stops Wearing Spandex</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>BlindGossip &#8211; There has been a lot of speculation over the past couple of months about her weight gain. Well, she&#8217;s pregnant. However, due to a previous miscarriage, she will not be announcing until the cocoon is well into the second trimester. Will she start wearing more clothes when she becomes a mother? We hope [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-14204" title="42-16340512" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pregnant-belly-5-300x200.jpg" alt="42-16340512" width="213" height="142" />BlindGossip &#8211; There has been a lot of speculation over the past couple of months about her weight gain. Well, she&#8217;s pregnant. However, due to a previous miscarriage, she will not be announcing until the cocoon is well into the second trimester. Will she start wearing more clothes when she becomes a mother? We hope so. Frankly, we think the girl is way too obsessed with spandex.</p>
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		<title>Lose the Lies and You&#8217;ll Lose the Weight</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>BlindGossip &#8211; This television star has gained a lot of weight over the past couple of years. Because this has been an ongoing issue, s/he has started seeing a therapist to get to the root of the problem. It turns out that the star&#8217;s hypocrisy in living one life in public &#8211; and a different [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-14159" title="hamburger 4" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hamburger-4-300x248.jpg" alt="hamburger 4" width="226" height="187" />BlindGossip &#8211; This television star has gained a lot of weight over the past couple of years. Because this has been an ongoing issue, s/he has started seeing a therapist to get to the root of the problem. It turns out that the star&#8217;s<span id="more-14158"></span> hypocrisy in living one life in public &#8211; and a different one in private &#8211; creates anxiety and depression which, in turn, trigger binge eating.</p>
<p>According to the therapist, the issue will not be resolved until our star comes out of the closet. The star is actually considering it, but is worried about the timing of the announcement, and its potential career and financial impact. Will their career wither? Will their finances suffer? While we don&#8217;t know for sure, we do know that a competitor who has done so is thriving in a similar career.</p>
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		<title>Hunky Guy is Actually Wearing a Mirdle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>BlindGossip &#8211; This good-looking and award-winning male actor has always been known as being rather vain. That&#8217;s why it should come as no surprise that he asked the director to help him mask his weight gain (he is a good 25-35 pounds heavier than when he first landed the role). He is especially self-conscious about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-14041" title="man girdle" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/man-girdle-200x300.jpg" alt="man girdle" width="133" height="200" />BlindGossip &#8211; This good-looking and award-winning male actor has always been known as being rather vain. That&#8217;s why it should come as no surprise that he asked the director to help him mask his weight gain (he is a good 25-35 pounds heavier than when he first landed the role). <span id="more-14040"></span>He is especially self-conscious about how he appears when filmed from the side. We don&#8217;t think he looks that bad with the extra weight (he has always been built like a tank), but the wardrobe person has fitted him with a men&#8217;s compression girdle to help smooth him out. Just don&#8217;t expect to see him unbuttoning his suit any time soon.</p>
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		<title>Convinced She Will Gain Weight if She Stops</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>JanetCharlton &#8211; This singer has been losing weight for an important TV role but she’s doing it the dangerous way- with cocaine – and now she’s addicted. Friends can’t help but notice. During a two hour dinner at La Loggia in Studio City, she went to the bathroom nine times and barely ate a thing. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-13875" title="scale" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/scale.jpg" alt="scale" width="143" height="107" />JanetCharlton &#8211; This singer has been losing weight for an important TV role but she’s doing it the dangerous way<span id="more-13865"></span>- with cocaine – and now she’s addicted. Friends can’t help but notice. During a two hour dinner at La Loggia in Studio City, she went to the bathroom nine times and barely ate a thing. A few weeks later she and her husband ate at Nobu, but she barely touched her food and drank instead. After six trips to the bathroom she practically had to be carried out the door by her husband. She’s convinced she’ll gain weight if she stops using, and her family is frantic.</p>
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		<title>Crude Nude Dude Gets Lewd With A Prude</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>EOnline &#8211; Think most of our homo Vices have totally effed-up ways of pursuing love? Well, don&#8217;t rule out the horny-ass heteros, cause Adam Pounce-Prick is at the top of the heap when it comes to humiliating ways of getting off.</p>
<p>Adam P.P. dated a few other celebs once becoming a recognizable name—some honeys way out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-13783" title="bradley cooper 3" src="http://blindgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bradley-cooper-3-232x300.jpg" alt="bradley cooper 3" width="232" height="300" />EOnline &#8211; Think most of our homo Vices have totally effed-up ways of pursuing love? Well, don&#8217;t rule out the <span id="more-13782"></span>horny-ass heteros, cause Adam Pounce-Prick is at the top of the heap when it comes to humiliating ways of getting off.</p>
<p>Adam P.P. dated a few other celebs once becoming a recognizable name—some honeys way out of his league, but they seem to fall for this funny fella&#8217;s charm, if not his somewhat-appealing looks. But Adam, like every other swell-headed male out there, wants what he can&#8217;t get.</p>
<p>Cue violins now, please.</p>
<p>Specifically, APP has his randy eye on one particular lady not in the business, not into casual stuff in the boudoir, either. Too bad for Pouncey, cause that&#8217;s all he&#8217;s looking for nowadays, and with this gal, he kept getting outright (and painfully) rejected. Did he finally prevail?</p>
<p>Well, listen up:</p>
<p><!-- internal videos / html on top --> <!-- external videos / html on top --> <!-- audio player --> <!-- gallery preview--> <!-- custom polls --> <!-- movie review grade wrapper (can't think of a better way to do this) --> <!-- movie review grade -->Those close to the lady of our dear Ad&#8217;s affections don&#8217;t say she has high standards or morals when it comes to bedding guys—they say she&#8217;s a &#8220;prude.&#8221; Because how dare a dude, and a famous one at that, get denied! What an icy bitch this girl is!</p>
<p>Adam has been incessantly texting Miss Priss late at night to thrill her with sweet nothings. Such as? Asking her if she wanted to &#8220;suck face,&#8221; or &#8220;roll under the covers with me.&#8221; We&#8217;re not kiddin&#8217;, folks, we couldn&#8217;t dream up these lame one-liners (that still live in the femme&#8217;s phone so she can whip &#8216;em out at parties and give everybody a good laugh).</p>
<p>APP&#8217;s totally horrible pickup lines for a booty call show just how immature he is in real life, not just the man-children he plays onscreen. (Though we give the dude some respect for not flat-out telling her to sit on his face or some other crude Piven-like crap.)</p>
<p>Well after a few weeks, Pouncey finally got the girl to come over by asking if she wanted to watch a movie. Right. Not sure why Miss Priss fell for this dork&#8217;s see-through excuse, but she came over to his pad. &#8220;Door&#8217;s open,&#8221; he shouted from inside, and she sauntered in. And there Ad was, standing completely in the buff.</p>
<p>Miss Priss screamed, as any normal babe would who was being flashed (and sexually harassed) by Pouncey&#8217;s paunchy bod, and flew the ef out of there, leaving Ad cold, alone and with a fab drop-dead line:</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve already seen your movie.&#8221;</p>
<p>What a way to woo a girl, man. It&#8217;s a wonder you get laid at all.</p>
<p>And It Ain&#8217;t: Paul Rudd, Bradley Cooper, Jonah Hill</p>
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