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Young Star Trashes Carrie and The Who

BlindGossip — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:15:20 +0000

BlindGossip – Which young star embarrassed themselves at a Superbowl party yesterday? Not only did they have way too much to drink, they were also very loudly critical of both musical guests that performed. During Carrie Underwood’s singing of The National Anthem, they started to howl and clutched their ears as if in pain. During The Who’s halftime performance, they talked loudly about how stupid it was to have some “Grandpa Band” that nobody ever heard of playing. When someone at the party asked them to pipe down because they actually did want to hear the music, the young star responded by saying that it was a waste of time to listen to music that sounded like crap they had heard a million times before. It will be interesting to see how much our star enjoys people critiquing their singing in a an upcoming film.

News Guy Cheated with One of Tiger’s Girls

BlindGossip — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 18:45:54 +0000

NewYorkPost – Which news correspondent who died on foreign soil cheated on his wife with a woman who later became one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses?

The Soccer Star and The Reality Star

BlindGossip — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:00:55 +0000

DailyMirror – Which married Premiership footballer is having an affair with a D-list former reality TV star behind his unsuspecting wife’s back?

She Sang He Laughed He Cried She Fled

BlindGossip — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:15:36 +0000

CDAN – This foreign born much more famous in the rest of the world than in the US world class athlete and his American born C list singer/reality star broke up because she said she wanted to really focus on her singing craft. Her boyfriend then laughed so hard he cried. She didn’t find it funny and they are no more.

Huge Lips to Match Her Huge Sports Star

BlindGossip — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:00:26 +0000

NYPost – Which knock out party girl, a mistress of a huge sports star, has her lips plumped at the SmoothMED clinic on East 59th Street?

Toothy’s Guy Friends Say He’s in Love

BlindGossip — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:30:49 +0000

EOnline – Something our dear, closeted Toothy Tile most certainly does not share with his also-in-the-closet brethren like Lloyd Boy-Toyed, Crotch Uh-Lastic and Jackie Bouffant is a virtual cornucopia of straight buds.

I don’t mean the pretend kind, but the ones you never see Toothy photographed with. Yeah, you heard me right: These are heterosexual bros with whom Toothy loves to shoot the shit, have a few brews, talk about the broads, all that 100-percent-cotton American man stuff Toothy just can’t seem to let go from his, like, totally gay life.

OK, it’s cool, I have tons (maybe a few) gay friends who are completely into the SUVs/watching sports/unshowered thing, maybe it’s not so completely weird that Toothy’s wired that way a little, too?

But what’s wacko is when these boy-buds o’ Toothy’s start, shockingly…

…coming to the put-upon pooftah’s defense! At parties! At bars! At ball games! At beach barbecues! It’s getting friggin’ hi-larious!

And no, these dudes who actually do know Toothy rather well are not defending Mr. Tile’s very publicized fauxmance and whether or not it’s legitimate, hardly.

Nope, instead, they’re busy saying, as of late, that Toothy and his man are doin’ just fine, thank you, and further more, “They’re the real thing.” These het amigos like to tell this to anybody who starts talking crap about their good friend.

Backstabbing gossip gets these hetero friends of Toothy’s so very riled up, they’ve lately been stating how “in love” Mr. and Mr. Toothy Tile happen to be right now. So there!

Wow. With friends like that, who needs gossip columns? But ain’t it nice to now how truly true-blue Toothy is?

I knew it all along, didn’t you?

I mean, come on, I would never have given a hateful scum-schmuck such press. Toothy’s cool. Just currently a bit lost.

And It Ain’t: James Marsden, Kellan Lutz, Javier Bardem

Tiger Woods Will Have Some Competition

BlindGossip — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:15:34 +0000

HolyMoly – You think Tiger Woods created a s*storm? Wait until the US Tabloids print the expose of an even bigger sports star who’s been found having ANOTHER year long affair in the states…

This Athlete Continues to Play the Field

BlindGossip — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:45:38 +0000

StarMagazine – Which athlete has been playing the field behind his A-list girlfriend’s back? One flirty night club encounter has already turned into a series of dates, and his main girl is getting suspicious.

Narcissistic Guy Thinks Rules Don’t Apply to Him

BlindGossip — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:30:32 +0000

BlindGossip – Who’s been behaving even more badly behind the scenes? This guy! He’s been famous for such a long time, he’s become quite the narcissist. He just doesn’t think the rules of life and scandals apply to him. Everyone loves me! Nobody will believe an opportunistic cocktail waitress over me! Well, Dude, what about two cocktail waitresses, two club hosts, a couple of hookers, and a porn star or two? Oh, yes, they’ll be crawling out of the woodwork now. You can’t blame the media for your bad behavior. You can’t shill for millions of dollars of consumer goods as the epitome of a good guy and then claim privacy when it comes to light that your good guy act is a sham. Take your lumps and quit blaming everyone else, and you’ll get past this scandal a lot faster.

SOLVED!

Of course the correct answer is Tiger Wood! But note the date of our original post. Only one cocktail waitress had announced herself at that point. So why was BG so confident about identifying the rest of the women who would come out of the “wood”work? Well, we have a little confession to make. In this case, Source: BG

That’s right, folks. BG was in Las Vegas a few years ago when a lot of this was going down. Without going into detail, we knew that there were at least that number and type of women in Las Vegas alone servicing Tiger. Frankly, it was so many years ago and so totally obvious that we just thought that everyone must have known by now that Tiger’s image is a complete fraud. Guess not, since many people were genuinely shocked by the disclosure.

Oh, and for the record, BG has never had sex with Tiger Woods. That’s our story and we’re sticking to it…

He’ll Bring the Banana Hammock

BlindGossip — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:30:19 +0000

BlindGossip – Some grownups enjoy a game of dress up now and then. This popular actor, though, takes it to a whole new level. When you spend the night with him, you’d better have some serious wardrobe changes available. His current favorite is “The Skier and The Pool Boy”. His attire? Just a grape smuggler, a pair of flip flops, and a leaf skimmer. If you’re his date, however, be prepared to dress in full ski gear, including ski boots, ski goggles, and mittens. Oh, and those last three items have to be kept on during the entire evening. He really likes to see the goggles get fogged up.