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Pilot Tells Star to Mind His Own Darn Cockpit

BlindGossip — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:15:00 +0000

EOnline – We haven’t heard much about Fey Oiled-Tush since he dripped (not enough) jewels all over Hollywood’s leading vamp movie star. So thought you all might like to know what the closeted big-time celeb’s been up to—besides getting it on with gorgeous young men up in his private plane, that is.

He’s getting very nervous.

And no, not just because Fey’s worried his myriad boy-lovers will squeal on him—they all have to sign confidentiality agreements, mind you—but because of Oiled-Tush’s pilot. Yep, the guy who’s seen it all, and how, is super pissed off…Can you guess why?

“It’s not the boys,” a source very close to the pilot revealed. “It’s how he’s being treated, which he thinks is really badly, and borderline unlawful.”

Turns out that Mr. Tush’s flier, who’s straight, has no prob watching all the gay mile-high club stuff go down (or up, as it were). But he does very much mind how Fey’s utterly controlling of his personal time, especially after they’ve all landed at various far-off locales. According to the pilot’s tight pals, Oiled-Tush locks his employee in hotel rooms and uses surveillance mechanisms on him, so as to oversee his every move.

To say the flyin’ dude—who’s totally not into the celeb scene to begin with—is majorly creeped out by all this is an understatement. Indeed, the pilot’s so damn alarmed by his boss’s evil-eye behavior, he called his lawyer and threatened legal action, which he has begun.

Will Mr. Tush wise up and lighten up on the guy, maybe throw in a cool million as an apology, while he’s at it?

He will if he’s smart, that’s for sure. ‘Cause it was really stupid-o-la, to begin with, to even mess with a dude who had no intention of messing with your closeted ass, until you started treating him like a prisoner in some kind of James Bond movie.

It Ain’t: Harrison Ford, Mike Myers, Tobey Maguire

Tasty Snacks to Help Her Stay Young

BlindGossip — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:15:31 +0000

BuzzFoto – She’s a big name in Hollywood, though we’re not sure we’d call her an A-List actress. She is aging and going to great limits to turn back time. Two of the craziest things we have heard she is doing to slow down the aging process are drinking her own urine and eating human placenta. Is that even legal? Not Catherine Zeta Jones.

Heiress Believes Husband is Plotting Against Her

BlindGossip — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:45:33 +0000

NYPost – Which heiress who married a mob-connected artist years ago is now claiming to old friends that her husband is conspiring with shady lawyers and doctors to declare her insane and seize all her money?

She Could Be the Next Casey Johnson

BlindGossip — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:45:29 +0000

BuzzFoto – The name “Casey Johnson” has been buzzing around everywhere in LA lately due to her tragic death. The word on the street is that another female socialite is following in the tragic footsteps of people like Casey Johnson, or at least what Casey’s issues are rumored to be. We know that drugs are very accessible to the wealthy and bored, but this socialite is taking it to a whole new level. With previous DUI’s on her record, she refused to learn from cautionary tales like Casey’s and has been driving around town with a whole mix of drugs in her system. She’s rumored to have been in a few minor accidents which she has used her wealth and fame to cover up. Not Nicky Hilton, but someone who might surprise you.

Why She Kept Identity of Father a Secret

BlindGossip — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 17:00:33 +0000

NYPost – Which actress had a good reason for never naming the father of her teenage daughter? The sperminator was a major American marijuana trafficker on the lam abroad who eventually returned to the United States, did a stint behind bars, and is now with a production company in California.

Actress Didn’t See Divorce as an Option

BlindGossip — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:15:36 +0000

SOLVED!

CDAN – Old Hollywood: This actress was definitely A list back in the day. And by back in the day, I mean prior to television. She was all movies. Our actress came from a very unstable background with perhaps the queen of stage moms as her mother. Our actress was never nominated for any of the big awards but starred in lots of movies. She was in and out of marriages frequently and one of the ways she got out of one was by killing her husband. Oh, not the husband everyone knows was found dead by a gunshot. Nope. He is considered her second husband, but in reality was her third. The second husband was a guy in the mafia who had seen our actress on screen and loved her. He wined her dined her and romanced her. Our actress loved it and eloped with him after just a few weeks. Well, at the same time this was happening our actresses career was about to skyrocket because she was moving to a new studio. The new husband wanted her to stay home and be a wife and our actress and her domineering mother wanted the big career. So, one night our actress and the man who would be her next husband and her next victim killed her husband of two months and buried him in the desert. It is said that the reason her next husband was killed was revenge by the mafia but I say it was our actress who saw a future which was brighter with a new man in her life. With divorce not an option, a gun was.

SOLVED!

It’s Jean Harlow! Source: CDAN.

Did you know that Jean Harlow made more than 40 films before she died at the age of 26?

Claire, Populista, and DaisyChainSaw were the first three with the correct answer. Well done!

Geek Actor Calculates Cheap Trick

BlindGossip — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 03:00:11 +0000

BlindGossip – Which geeky actor from a popular TV show tried to pull a fast one on an established retailer? Several months ago, he set his sites on a particular item and asked the retailer if he could have it. They told him that although they would not simply gift it to him, they were willing to entertain a reasonable offer for it. He never made an offer. A few months later, he came back, wanting the same item again. This time, he fired off an angry email, claiming that the item was stolen from him. Perhaps he theorized that they would believe him and simply hand the item over to him?

The company took his claim seriously and began an investigation of the provenance of the item. However, when they asked him for any kind of legitimate proof that it was his, he realized that he was caught in a lie and quickly backed off. Then, instead of blowing the dust off his wallet and buying it, he began whining very publicly about it. We don’t know if he will get sued for making defamatory statements, but his false accusations against the retailer – and subsequent public whining and playing the victim to gain sympathy – just make him look like a big jerk.

She Wants Fake Engagement by Next Movie

BlindGossip — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:00:23 +0000

PopBitch – Which sometime emaciated Hollywood A-lister is demanding that her people step up her arrangement with her current actor beau so that they get engaged quite soon, to help with publicity for her next movie? While he went along with the contracted relationship quite happily his star is rising fast enough for him to have second thoughts about the next step.

Vampire Makes His Move in Griffith Park

BlindGossip — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:00:54 +0000

EOnline – No wonder so many gay men are gossip columnists: All these supposedly “straight” stars are constantly cruising us (and our friends) for sex!

And the latest celeb to daringly do so is one of the biggest, hunkiest vampire sensations out there right now. So much so, even I was shocked when a bud of mine, who gets off hunting around Griffith Park—a notorious area of L.A. where homosexual sex in the woods is rampant and a constant annoyance to the police—enjoyed what you’re about to read.

Nelly Fang is as hot as he is adored by his millions of fans. His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents.

Nelly simply smolders onscreen, what with his trance-like gaze and lithe, mildly muscled bod, which he keeps in shape by jogging through Griffith Park, wearing shorts but no…

…underwear, oh my!

I wonder if that’s because Nelly likes to be extra-free to whip it out, just in case he needs to take a whiz? Nah.

More likely, that lack of clothing constraint is due entirely to Nelly’s penchant for stopping a guy who catches his fancy on the trail so he can lure his conquest to a hidden path and then have hot, hot, hot sex under the sun! Something Fang’s now done with my friend not once, but twice!

Love it! And people say Tiger’s a slut! So glad Woods isn’t the only celeb who’s being supernaughty these days, what a relief.

“He’s a real talker, too,” adds Nelly’s lucky path partner. “He kept saying, ‘Yeah, do it, yeah, you like that, don’t you, yeah, you like my ass?’ ”

Oh my. If only Nelly’s gazillions of girlie worshippers could hear him talk. They’d either try to convert him or tell him to start talking dirty to them—or they’d stop being his fan—or both.

By the way, I’m sure if you’ve made it this far, you’ll want to know the rest of the dirty deets, which are: Yes, Nelly’s endowed (longer than wider, to be precise), and yes, he’s a very neat boy down there.

“Very groomed,” was how Mr. Fang’s private parts were further described to me. Or to be even more precise (and gay): “Manscaped.”

Hmmm. How very interesting, as this body-maintenance routine doesn’t match the sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly likes to show off to the very unknowing public.

And It Ain’t: Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt, Ryan Kwanten

Your Fake ID is Profitable for Them

BlindGossip — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:00:40 +0000

NYPost – Which Meatpacking nightclub has bouncers who have come up with a new revenue source? When underage patrons present fake ID, the door guards threaten to turn them over to police, then offer to give back the IDs — for a fee.