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Waitress Didn’t Find This Actress Funny

BlindGossip — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:45:03 +0000

CDAN – This foreign born Golden Globe nominee/winner is a C+/B- list actress who primarily does movies but is better known for being on a show loved by critics but which could never find an audience. Anyway, our actress is not the best customer at restaurants. Over the Christmas holidays our actress was at a restaurant with a party of 8 and decided to show the table what you could do if you were a star. She went to find her waitress and asked the waitress to find the biggest vegetable in the kitchen, bring it to the table and say, “Here you go ____, is this what you were talking about?” The waitress found a leek, brought it out to the table and said her lines. As she was leaving, our actress said, “You see? That’s the kind of thing I can do because I’m _______.” Throughout the night our actress made other staff do various tasks to laughter [sic] from the table. When they left, the table didn’t even tip.

He Insists on Clear Ice Cubes

BlindGossip — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:15:24 +0000

VillageVoice – Which married gay insists on clear ice cubes only in his drinks and everyone’s afraid to ask him why?

Tasty Snacks to Help Her Stay Young

BlindGossip — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:15:31 +0000

BuzzFoto – She’s a big name in Hollywood, though we’re not sure we’d call her an A-List actress. She is aging and going to great limits to turn back time. Two of the craziest things we have heard she is doing to slow down the aging process are drinking her own urine and eating human placenta. Is that even legal? Not Catherine Zeta Jones.

Tycoon Makes You Pay for Your Supper

BlindGossip — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:00:42 +0000

DailyMirror – Which tycoon makes his women perform s*x acts in exchange for their supper? Strangely enough it has worked for decades.

She Orders Big Meals and Stays Thin

BlindGossip — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:30:56 +0000

CDAN – Oh, I guess this actress is B list, but only because of her name. If not for her name she would be C list at best. Movies, always movies. Oh, and she is married. Oh, and she has child/ren. One of her favorite tricks for losing weight is to meet people for lunch or dinner. This works best for her when it is a first time meeting. She will go to great lengths to order a big meal. When it arrives she invariably finds something wrong with it and sends it back while insisting her companion keep eating. When her food arrives again, she picks at it and will say she doesn’t want to send it back again but it still isn’t perfect. By this time her companion usually finishes and our actress just says she will eat a big dinner when in fact she will eat nothing.

SOLVED!

It’s Kate Beckinsale! Source: CDAN

Congratulations to Plum for being first with the correct answer!

Restaurant Owner Does the Dine and Dash

BlindGossip — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:30:14 +0000

NYPost – Which novice restaurant co-owner table-hops, orders food and drink for the table, partakes with gusto, then moves on before the check comes? Old friends are horrified to end up paying for the owner’s dinner.

Pancakes and Hot Cocoa and The Guest House

BlindGossip — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:45:05 +0000

BlindGossip – They will spend Christmas morning together with their child/ren, opening gifts and having a family breakfast of pancakes and hot cocoa. Sweet, right? Not really. Their Christmas present to each other is several uninterrupted hoursin the guest quarters with their “other partner” on Christmas Day. So it will look like the family spent all day together – with a stream of friends coming and going during the day – while there’s actually a carefully scheduled series of merry making in the guest house.

She Declared Open Season on Oreos

BlindGossip — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:00:30 +0000

BlindGossip – This actress is a chameleon on the screen but seems to be quite down-to-earth in real life. That’s why it was surprising for us to learn that she is considered a real nut case by a former employee. One day she ordered the staffer to throw out everything in her refrigerator and kitchen cabinets that contained any alcohol or caffeine or sugar or flour. Within 24 hours, she was pitching a fit because there was no food in the house. She ordered the staffer to go to the store and purchase about two dozen items. The shopping list included Grey Goose Vodka, Oreos, and Mountain Dew. All of the items were consumed over the course of the next three days.

Second Helping of Dessert During the Holidays

BlindGossip — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:30:58 +0000

UPDATED!

BuzzFoto – This married B List Actress (Film and Television) had a very good Thanksgiving and Christmas. We’re only hearing about it now, because soon the snow is going to hit the fan so to speak, but the whole story started back last November. Our Actress was at Thanksgiving with the family when she and her brother-in-law went for a so-called ‘grocery run.’ Someone claimed they had run out of something silly like pie or whipped cream and both the Actress and the Brother-in-law volunteered to run to the store to go get it. The family was preoccupied so no one noticed how long the errand took, or the fact that when the two returned, their clothes were rumpled and they were panting and red-faced.

That was allegedly the first incident. The next occurred at Christmas time when the couple met up again in the bathroom of the house they were having a party at. (As a side note, we heard that one of the little nieces or nephews were outside pounding on the door the whole time.) Anyway, the story goes that this Actress and her new lover only hook-up at family parties and gatherings and they get off on the fact that no one knows. However, the brother-in-law let it slip to a friend, who told our source and we’re guessing the little family secret won’t be quiet for long. Oh yeah, we hear the brother-in-law is married too. Well, it turns out this couple has managed to not let anyone important find out yet and have decided to make it a yearly tradition. Back when we posted this Blind Item we got a few legal calls that kept us from revealing it, but this time, we heard it from a second source that hinted that on Thanksgiving the two naughty in-laws had a little second helping of love right before dessert. Maybe, just maybe we’ll get to reveal this one soon!

How She Really Became Super Skinny

BlindGossip — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:00:03 +0000

BuzzFoto – This super skinny A/B lister has always blamed her skinny weight on her incredible metabolism and good genes. Well, we know that every time she goes out to a restaurant, she purges her food in the bathroom. That’s not the gossip here. The real story is why she does it. Her eating disorder apparently started as a diet competition between her and another celeb starlet. The two were competing for a very big role a few years ago (a role which our actress did not get) and the two openly made a goal to “underweight” one another. The celeb who got the part, lost the weight in a healthy way and moved on, but our star’s ED stuck. So sad! Not: Megan Fox