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Actor Tells His Wife She is Worthless

BlindGossip — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:30:46 +0000

CDAN – This A list comedy actor was having a party at his house. The intercom system was on so music could be listened to throughout the house. Unfortunately for our actor the music stopped just as he was berating his B- list actress wife for embarrassing him in front of his friends. He also called her worthless. Nice huh?

Waitress Didn’t Find This Actress Funny

BlindGossip — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:45:03 +0000

CDAN – This foreign born Golden Globe nominee/winner is a C+/B- list actress who primarily does movies but is better known for being on a show loved by critics but which could never find an audience. Anyway, our actress is not the best customer at restaurants. Over the Christmas holidays our actress was at a restaurant with a party of 8 and decided to show the table what you could do if you were a star. She went to find her waitress and asked the waitress to find the biggest vegetable in the kitchen, bring it to the table and say, “Here you go ____, is this what you were talking about?” The waitress found a leek, brought it out to the table and said her lines. As she was leaving, our actress said, “You see? That’s the kind of thing I can do because I’m _______.” Throughout the night our actress made other staff do various tasks to laughter [sic] from the table. When they left, the table didn’t even tip.

What Would Ricky Do

BlindGossip — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:00:54 +0000

HolyMoly – Which BBC sitcom actor was so nervous whilst filming his pilot, he wandered round stroking his brow sighing ‘What would Ricky do? What would Ricky do?’

Comedian Gets Busy With MTV Star

BlindGossip — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:15:28 +0000

BuzzFoto – This aging comedian, who has been in lots of films is getting bored with his life and current relationships. He ran into this young MTV star (half his age and known for wanting to get attention from the media) a few nights ago in LA. The rumor is she treated him to a little preview of her skills in a public restroom. The two exchanged numbers and he plans on getting cozy with her this weekend. Not David Spade.

Funnyman is Both Engaged and Married

BlindGossip — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:00:32 +0000

CDAN – This out of control funny man B list movie actor is engaged to be married to a celebrity. What his fiance [sic] doesn’t know though is that our funnyman actor got married about two years ago when he was drunk in Vegas. He kept meaning to get it annulled but never did. Meanwhile since it happened he has lost track of the woman he married that night. His people are searching frantically for her so they can get the marriage annulled before his fiance [sic] finds out about it and before he gets married to her.

What Comic Actor Really Thinks About Kids

BlindGossip — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:15:32 +0000

CDAN – This C list comic actor who used to be A list and on what seemed like every show on a network for awhile was at an event for one of his children. The event was to raise money for music programs. The school was just trying to raise enough money for one year for one class. Our actor wrote a check that will allow the program to hire two teachers and fund their salaries for the next five years.

Botox Man will be Breaking Up with Actress

BlindGossip — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:15:07 +0000

CDAN – This D list funny guy/B list television actor got his first Botox recently. It was at the insistence of his A list television actress girlfriend who said she was tired of going out with a guy who looks 100. The funnyman went reluctantly but since the first didn’t need any prompting to return for his second. It doesn’t really matter anyway though since the relationship is going to be toast about a week after Christmas presents are pretended to be exchanged.

He’s Getting a Very Special Birthday Present

BlindGossip — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:15:34 +0000

BuzzFoto – This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has threesomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he’s threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a prostitute for his upcoming birthday. Not Steve Carell.

We Imagine They’re Teabagging Each Other

BlindGossip — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:00:08 +0000

DailyMirror – Which comedian has a penchant for rent boys? The comic regularly orders £1,000-a-night lads – but is always polite enough to offer them a cup of tea after…

Your extra clue: Not many funny men could afford this.

How to Help a Man Get Over His Dog

BlindGossip — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:30:17 +0000

PopBitch – Back in the 80s, Bernie Winters was staying in the same hotel as a hard-living rock band. He got talking to one of the female members, who ended up in reality TV. Bernie was visibly distraught, as his dog, Schnorbitz, had died. The big-hearted girl ended up walking him back to his room and going in for a drink. He broke down in tears again, and she ended up putting her arm around him to comfort him a bit. She claimed that when she lifted her head she realised that Bernie had his cock out… The singer told people afterwards “I just let him jizz on my knee. I mean his f**cking dog had just died, for Christ’s sake, what was I supposed to do?”