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His Assistant Scores Men for Him

BlindGossip — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:00:13 +0000

EOnline – Darlings, we were going to give you a New Moon Vice update, but for all of you who are so sick of vampires you could cry blood, we’ll reward you by bringing back an oldie but yummy goodie.
Remember Crotch Uh-Lastic, the hunky, rising male star who would hire men to come back to his Hills pad, dress up in some swim trunks and get the naughty party started?

We can’t believe it’s almost been two years, but Crotch has officially risen, like a hunky hero out of burning celeb-saturated waters! Mr. Uh-Lastic has solidified himself as a respected Hollywood actor, which means it’s time to be even more discreet ’bout his homolicious ways…

See, Crotch would love to go out, hit up the gay scene and bring himself back a cutie. But as the fagola Hollywood story goes, he so cannot out himself.

Not because he cares about being famous. No, Toothy Tile Crotch is not. Instead, CUL is more concerned how his sexuality would hinder the roles he gets, ’cause he’s now being taken oh so seriously. He loves acting—not the ritzy lifestyle that comes with it. He doesn’t even care that much about hurting his beard (if Toothy outted himself, it would be very damning to the both of them, in many, many ways).

So what’s a horny, dude-loving guy to do?

Sic his assistant on the unknowing gay population of Los Angles, natch. Only problem is the de-lish men in West Hollywood are totally starting to catch on—and they’re blabbin’ about it, too! Halle-homo-lujah!

Mr. Lastic’s assistant frequents the standard WeHo gay bars, successfully luring back men for his famous master. Too funny: It’s also the exact same dude-fishing MO Furrowed Frank uses when he has his trainer lure future conquests for him at the gym!

Only problem is, if said man isn’t interested in hooking up with Crotch on the down-low, the guy has no reason not to spread it around to his gossip-lovin’ friends. Seems pretty strange to us, as Mr. U.-L. is as hunky doable as they come.

And as sneaky as Crotch would like to be, more and more people ’round town are starting to hear about what goes down, literally, up in his Hollywood home. And it’s not just poolside, folks.

Think any of these guys will out dear old Crotchy soon? Doubtful. With his adorable dimples, more men will jump at the chance to jump CUH and then shut up about it after than won’t. But remember, it only takes one.

And It Ain’t: Alexander Skarsgård, Matthew Fox, Ryan Phillippe

Comedic Actor Disses the Sistas

BlindGossip — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:15:30 +0000

Downfront2 – No more Sistas for me! Too much bother! This famous Actor/Comedian will only date women of other races after a failed marriage and a troublesome baby momma. He has turned his back on the Sistas!

Actress is Back in Rapper’s Arms Again

BlindGossip — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:45:28 +0000

Downfront2 – Oh it feels so good to be back in his arms! This Actress used to date a famous Rapper, but he dumped her. Now she’s starring in his new music video. Can their romance be rekindled?

The Actor and The Neighbor and The Hot Tub

BlindGossip — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:45:19 +0000

BlindGossip – There is an actor on a television series who seems like he would be an interesting character to live with. That might not be the case for his wife, however. A couple of weeks ago, our actor came home from work a lot earlier than usual and found his wife in the hot tub with a neighbor of theirs. The neighbor, who is also an actor, is best known for his role on a classic TV show. The wife and neighbor, who were sitting on the same side of the hot tub and were somewhat intertwined when the actor emerged from the house, both jumped up, obviously startled. The neighbor explained that they were in the hot tub together because he had pulled his hamstring muscle playing tennis earlier that day, and the actor’s wife had been kind enough to let him use the hot tub, to show him some stretching exercises, and to share a glass of wine with him. While we don’t know if there is a generally accepted seating plan when it comes to neighbors and hot tubs, we think that this particular arrangement sounds mighty suspicious.

A Surprising Final Straw in This Actress’ Marriage

BlindGossip — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:45:57 +0000

BuzzFoto – This married/aging actress has put up with a lot throughout her celebrity marriage. She’s practically raised the kids on her own, dealt with scandals and cheating and still managed to put on a happy face on the red carpet. Within this next year, she plans to finally leave her husband and make the divorce public. The current final straw? Not other women or drugs, but an addiction to World of Warcraft. We kid you not.

Not Katherine [sic] Zeta Jones.

Tween Goes from Music Industry to Service Industry

BlindGossip — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:45:08 +0000

CDAN – This former B list tween female singer and now a messed up D has made some very bad decisions over the past year or so but none compare to the one she made at a party in the past few nights. Since breaking up with her D list reality boyfriend she has been on the lookout for someone who can help with her career and put her back in the spotlight. Well, she found a B list rap star and he has been helping her out and paying for expenses, providing her drugs and has promised to help her with her new record. Everything was going fine until the party the other night when he threatened to take it all away unless she orally serviced a few of his friends at the party. She did. Stay tuned because she is going to a bigger party this week.

#1 – tweener
#2 – former D list reality boyfriend
#3 – B list rapper

We Hope Mommy Stops Wearing Spandex

BlindGossip — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:00:12 +0000

BlindGossip – There has been a lot of speculation over the past couple of months about her weight gain. Well, she’s pregnant. However, due to a previous miscarriage, she will not be announcing until the cocoon is well into the second trimester. Will she start wearing more clothes when she becomes a mother? We hope so. Frankly, we think the girl is way too obsessed with spandex.

His Woman is Conducting Business on the Side

BlindGossip — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:15:34 +0000

CDAN – This really good looking A list movie actor has always had some questions raised about his sexuality. It turns out though that his female significant other is the one who, with the full knowledge of our actor has had a very long term affair with another woman who is also her business partner.

He Only Looks Like a Nice Guy

BlindGossip — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:45:09 +0000

BuzzFoto – This Hollywood Nice Guy Actor is actually anything but. We hear rumors, but cannot confirm, that he is actually very physically and verbally abusive to his spouse and family. This happens when he drinks mostly, but lately, he’s back into the hard, hard drugs and then his antics get worse. He has brought women home and the wife has had to be the one to kick them out and help sober up the star. She’s staying with him because she believes it would hurt the children more if they separated and she’s worried about public image. Not Matt Damon.

Plays One Role on TV and Another in Real Life

BlindGossip — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:00:33 +0000

StarMagazine – Which actor plays a loving dad and hubby on TV, but likes to play the field in real life? While his wife cares for their kid, he hits NYC hot spots, trying to pick up young chicks.